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Mothball
12-04-2003, 11:48 AM
My girlfriend woke up in a bad mood and kicked my dog. She also ate all of my snack cakes and told me to do my own fuckin' laundry! Later she said it was PMS. Girls, does it really get that bad or is she just insane?
StupidGirlllll
12-04-2003, 11:49 AM
This is very shocking, maybe you should kick her for kicking your dog...That was soooo wrong
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Jennitalia
12-04-2003, 03:47 PM
maybe she's just a cunt
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JohnnyCash
12-04-2003, 09:26 PM
You dont have a girlfriend. Who are you kidding.
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mikeyboy
12-04-2003, 09:28 PM
Imaginary girlfriends get pissy too?
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monsterone
12-04-2003, 09:31 PM
righty: excuse me mothball, but what the fuck is that bitch doing in our fucking bed?
lefty: who da fuck you callin bitch, bitch? i was with him all night long...
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Death Metal Moe
12-04-2003, 09:36 PM
and told me to do my own fuckin' laundry!
Is it REALLY that bad?
You put them in the washer and walk away for like 45 monites. Then you put them in the dryer and walk away for like an hour. The only drawback is that you're tied to your home for a few hours, but that's life. In between you can do what you want, and just have to fold and hang your clothes at the end for like 10 minutes.
Get some self respect and do something for yourself.
Maybe she's not a bitch or has PMS, maybe she's just fed up with your shit.
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Arienette
12-05-2003, 06:24 AM
some people get worse pms than others. i just get a little more emotional in general, both good and bad emtotions. but some girls get it much worse. that being said, it should not be used as an excuse for being mean and stuff. and there is never a good excuse for kicking a dog.
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furie
12-05-2003, 08:55 AM
Get some self respect and do something for yourself.
spoken like a man who doesn't have a woman to do his laundry for him.
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kc7586
12-06-2003, 08:40 PM
she sounds like cunt to me, i mean kicking a dog?! wtf is that. every chick pms's some more than others, i personally get more sad and moody like that than mean but i would never ever ever kick anyone's puppy, tell cruella to pop a midol and stay away from ur dog.
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grlNIN
12-06-2003, 09:43 PM
Maybe she's faking it.
Throw her ass in the snow and find out.
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stickyfingers
12-07-2003, 12:51 AM
some people get worse pms than others
yeah...you should see my inbox first moe, then alkey....could it get any worse?
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Katylina
12-07-2003, 06:21 AM
My friend has to take "happy pills" prescribed by a psychiatrist when she has pms.
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zoom2457
12-07-2003, 07:37 AM
maybe she's just a cunt
I so was not expecting this answer...
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12-07-2003, 01:19 PM
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12-07-2003, 01:23 PM
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keithy_19
12-11-2003, 04:50 PM
Question about PMS. Is it just me, or does it seem like every girl gets it at the same time? For instance, 2 girls who are in my history class. I was talking to them and the one girl was like I need to get more pads. And the other was like I don't get why you use pads. The other was like because I like them better then tampons. The other was like I dunno I really like tampons when i'm bleeding from my soft spot. And then they kissed and I watched.
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DJEvelEd
12-11-2003, 05:10 PM
You're not fucking her hard enough. Try licking her nipple and clits,,,
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newport king
12-11-2003, 05:29 PM
everything else i can understand but kicking your dog would merit getting powerbombed throught the coffee table.
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