Kids and Sex

[IrishAlkey]

When I was a kid I thought that you got a girl pregnant by sticking your finger in her vagina, then your fingernail melted and that turned into the sperm, which made the baby inside her belly.

I was so close.



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[DESERTEAGLE.50]

no, thats actually true
and its why guys shouldnt bite their fingernails unless they intend to host a makeover show on bravo

FINGA FONGA FINGA FONGA MOTHER FAH
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[IrishAlkey]

I was obviously a sexual prodigy.

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[ChickenHawk]

Man, you were SO off target...

How long was it before you learned that it's not the fingernail that melts, but actually the cuticle?

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[Yerdaddy]

yes please

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[FUNKMAN]

when i was in 7th grade i was at a local pinball store and a girl from 8th grade was there. i asked her to go to the park with me(it was nightime). we were making out on the bench and i was all over her. it was a cold breezy night but she let me kiss her breasts and after begging for a half hour she let me put my hand down her pants. the only thing was that when i began to feel her pubic hair i thought i had hit 'the spot' and pulled my hand out real quick... it was as if i struck gold...

that monday i'm in the schoolyard i hear someone yell my name. i looked over and it was her, she was standing there with her girlfriend and she gave me a look like i was suppose to acknowledge we were going out. i just turned around and continued playing tag with my friends...

what a dick i was!!! if shit that goes around 'comes around' I am gonna have a fucking stressful fatherhood...

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[IrishAlkey]

Man, you were SO off target...

How long was it before you learned that it's not the fingernail that melts, but actually the cuticle?

I grew up thinking Vietnamese women were Rabbis.







Think about it...

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[DESERTEAGLE.50]

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FINGA FONGA FINGA FONGA MOTHER FAH
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[ChickenHawk]

I grew up thinking Vietnamese women were Rabbis.
You say that as if it's not true.

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[FUNKMAN]

Think about it...


razorbaldes in the vagina????

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[IrishAlkey]

what a dick i was!!! if shit that goes around 'comes around' I am gonna have a fucking stressful fatherhood...


Don't worry.

I didn't feel any hair on her...















































I KID! I'M A KIDDER!

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[IrishAlkey]

razorbaldes in the vagina????


I refuse to explain my brilliant joke to you!

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[FUNKMAN]

I refuse to explain my brilliant joke to you!


joke? i thought it was a riddle about a fact, like ChickenHawk eluded too...

but you did say 'think about it', not answer it!

so what are you talking about?

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[IrishAlkey]

The 'think about it' was an attempt to make it seem more brilliant than it actually was.

Back to feeling young girls' pubic hair!

I also remember one kid in my class got a hard-on and told me to touch it and I ran away.

My final exam in Congressional Politics that semester at Rutgers was really hard to concentrate on after that...


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[ChickenHawk]

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[IrishAlkey]

Don't be shy.

Tell us your banana story.

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Another time during gym class, we were playing some running game and I accidentally tripped some girl and my hand landed under her ass, which was very exciting at that age, but she broke her ankle when she fell.

Her name was Annette.

I'm sorry, Annette.

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[FUNKMAN]

The 'think about it' was an attempt to make it seem more brilliant than it actually was.


sorry brother...

when i was 5 or 6 i had a dream about my moms friend, she had blonde hair. she lived two doors away and had two sons. I dreamed i saw her bare hiney and remember getting a 'nice feeling'(not sure if i got a hard on) . I told my mom about the dream. this is something that has stuck in my mind since that time. i was doing half-day kindergarten at the time.

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[ChickenHawk]

I have no banana story...

But, when I was in 3rd grade, my schoolbus driver forced anal sex on me!

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[DESERTEAGLE.50]

I grew up thinking Vietnamese women were Rabbits.

http://www.lamho.freeserve.co.uk/_38129088_women_ap300.jpg

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http://www.dmitchell.com/cards/bunnies.jpg

(snicker)
just playing
but I completely agree

FINGA FONGA FINGA FONGA MOTHER FAH
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This message was edited by DESERTEAGLE.50 on 12-4-03 @ 3:01 AM

[stickyfingers]

that's okay i thought you had to pee in thier belly button

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[reeshy]

Kids and Sex


When I saw the title of the thread and who wrote it, I got awfully uncomfortable. I thought Alkey was starting a Michael Jackson Support Group!!!

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[grlNIN]

My Mom bought a book that showed a man and a woman naked then a picture of a baby next to them.

My Brothers found the book before my Mom showed it to us and blacked out the private parts with a sharpie....

Which led me to believe that older people walked around with gigantic black holes in their pelivic region.

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[East Side Dave]

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*eating popcorn*

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Ride, Banana-Boy, ride!

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[Yerdaddy]

Which led me to believe that older people walked around with gigantic black holes in their pelivic region.
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[high fly]

Like Nin, a book-o' nudes got to me after it was defaced and I thought when you got a woman naked, she grew a goatee, moustache, pointy sideburns and devil horns...

" and they ask me why I drink"

This message was edited by high fly on 12-4-03 @ 12:25 PM

[JustJon]

I KID! I'M A TOUCHER!

We know, Alkey.

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[fluffernutter]

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[Gaia]

The 'think about it' was an attempt to make it seem more brilliant than it actually was.


sorry brother...

when i was 5 or 6 i had a dream about my moms friend, she had blonde hair. she lived two doors away and had two sons. I dreamed i saw her bare hiney and remember getting a 'nice feeling'(not sure if i got a hard on) . I told my mom about the dream. this is something that has stuck in my mind since that time. i was doing half-day kindergarten at the time.

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and when you're bad you die when you die

Haha!! What did your mom say? I'm just curious on how she felt about that.

Alkey...I will be laughing to myself for the rest of the night....people with think I'm insane...thanks.

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[JustJon]

Fluff, I can't decide if that gif is insane or billiant.

Gaia, there are those of us who already know you're insane.

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