Ladies at the urinal.

[serVice]

i found this site that shows a woman how to pee standing up, at a urinal or elsewhere.


Janice writes... Well I'm in college and you'd be surprised to see how many college girls use men's urinals. I personally find it boring to pee in regular stalls. Its much more exciting and daring to pee standing up at urinals. Any woman can pee standing up, facing a urinal, looking at the wall or whatever men look at. Down here in Texas at one of our stadiums, they are installing urinals for women in addition to the stalls. Usually there are long lines for the women's bathroom. My friends Judy and Karen will sometimes stand at the urinal and see who can get the furthest arc. It works best when we are all drunk!

A womans guide to peeing standing up. (http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html)

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[Hottub]

If you wanted to see women peeing in urinals, you should have been at LIVE AID in Philly.

What a goddam cluster-F

The wait for the ladies room was close to an hour, and with all the beer and water that was consumed...


Well anyway, the guys couldn't get into the men's room because it was all chicks.

You had women pissing in urinals, sinks, garbage cans, and guys just pissing in the alleyway.

That stadium was a piece of shit, and should not have been host to that event.

Well anyway, I saw about 100 bands, got sun poisoning, pissed in a beer can and have something to tell my grandchildren.

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[carcass]

A " lady " would never piss upright.....now a woman could ...there is a difference

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[KC2OSO]

See the Magic Cone! (http://magic-cone.com/animation1.htm)

Then she just stands there and blinks.

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[furie]

don't mean to steal your wind, wasn't this posted 2 years ago?


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[Hottub]

Then she just stands there and
BLINKS



This last word is not allowed here!!

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[serVice]

wasn't this posted 2 years ago?

i don't know, are you talking about a device or the website that teaches you? i remember seeing a device for sale in a magazine a few years ago for women to pee standing up.



don't mean to steal your wind

The fact that this was my 100th post did a little though. And on that note:
i'd like to thank all the people that made this possible; all the people that have put up with my inane ramblings and asinine responses. All of the veterans that i've respected over the years and that inspired me to get to this level, theres just too many names to name. My job, for letting me go out on temp. disability, thus giving me the time to devote to acheiving this momentous occasion. The guys that made this site, a dream and the love for two guys on the radio, and looks what its become. And last but not least, to Ron and Fez, i miss you on the radio everyday, this christmas is going to be weird without hearing the Pretenders song.
Thank you all.

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[ADF]

They tried making urinals for women, but they failed for obvious reasons.

See for yourself. (http://urinal.net/dairy_queen/)

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[silera]

When I was in kindergarten, I remember the boys and girls bathroom was one big room without stalls and with urinals on one side and toilets on the other. I saw the boys peeing standing up and I wanted to try and I peed myself and had to be sent home.

I think that was the first time I failed at anything that I can remember. I was crushed.



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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

don't mean to steal your wind, wasn't this posted 2 years ago?


Yes, yes it was. By skidmark. Unfortunately, the search only works up to a year and I'm too lazy to cruise Off Topic.

He found it hot.

Creep.

And I've never been able to pee outside of a bathroom without pissing myself. Unless I take my bottoms off.

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[TooCute]

Unfortunately, the search only works up to a year

Uhh... I hope you knew that the search can search ALL the archives... go check the dropdown menu. See the blank spot above 2 days? That means it will search with no time limit.

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[silera]

Its much more exciting and daring to pee standing up at urinals.


That's the dumbest statement I've read today.




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[Crazy Jen]

hey Silera
i understand your post, in my preschool class the girls always wanna stand up like the boys and are so mad when I tell them they can't.
first cant stand up peeing, no writing our names in the snow and to end it all we find out boys aren't realy interested in our minds

i say we rebel and burn bras, oh wait. thats a good thing for them



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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Thank you, Aya. I stand corrected. (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/16933/page/The_urinal___It_s_not_just_for_guys_anymore_.htm)

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Let's follow Asia's example and unleash the squatty-potty.

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[KC2OSO]

Magic Cone (http://magic-cone.com/animation1.htm)

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[silera]

i understand your post, in my preschool class the girls always wanna stand up like the boys and are so mad when I tell them they can't.


I wish New York would follow DC's lead against social promotion.


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[high fly]

When on "nature walks" in the woods, I've known several women to pee standing up.
First the undies came off from under the dress, then they plant one foot up on a log or tree with their legs spread and then let it rip!

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Arienette]

i peed standing up once, in a game of truth or dare. a really screwed up game of truth or dare.

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[high fly]

And of course you left the camera at home, right?

" and they ask me why I drink"