In case you haven't heard the horrible news.

[serVice]

Justin Guarini was dropped from his record label due to shoddy sales here (http://www.msnbc.com/news/1000390.asp)
"He's been dropped. It happens sometimes."

"You guys, do you know where i can find the clitoris?"
"what is that like finding jesus or something?"

[high fly]

I thought Michael Vick had been traded back to the Falcons.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[furie]

who?


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[ChickenHawk]

Speaking of misleading thread titles...

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HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
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[Heavy]

No, this ones good, I didnt open it

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A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!

[Snoogans]

thank god. i thought you were gonna tell me the giants rehired ray handley

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TallJames is the man

LARRY FITZGERALD FOR HEISMAN!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[ADF]

Like someone else said... who?

<center><img src = "http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/cheese.gif"><br>The boy with the thorn in his side.</center>

[Snoogans]

i think he is one of those american idol cocksmokers

http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/image004.jpg
TallJames is the man

LARRY FITZGERALD FOR HEISMAN!
That song rips off Cut the Mullet
Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[ag]

In case you haven't heard the horrible news
And hear I thought it was the end of the world

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<marquee>I got the magic stick I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice I hit the baddest chicks Shorty don't believe me, then call me tonight And I'll show you magic -- WHAT! WHAT! Magic, uh-huh, uh-huh, I've got the magic stick</marquee>

[JustJon]

He's also having a contract dispute with the American Idol people. sucks to be him

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[high fly]

Now I know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall...




" and they ask me why I drink"

[Death Metal Moe]

Guess it's back to the Gentleman's Massage Parlor.

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WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!