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ag
12-03-2003, 01:03 PM
<a href=http://www.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/ny-lisant1203,0,4794660.story>Cant remember where I herd this bit some before....hmmm

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This message was edited by ag1247 on 12-3-03 @ 5:10 PM

Katylina
12-03-2003, 01:09 PM
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa Claus?














Santa Claus waits for the children to be asleep before he unloads his sack.

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serVice
12-03-2003, 01:21 PM
SON OF A BITCH. So who's the guy that comes in my window at night, and checks to see if i'm being a good boy?

"You guys, do you know where i can find the clitoris?"
"what is that like finding jesus or something?"

Iamnotatool
12-03-2003, 01:34 PM
So who's the guy that comes in my window at night, and checks to see if i'm being a good boy?



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NewYorkDragons80
12-03-2003, 01:44 PM
I heard this, but I did not hear the promotion. JP was pretty bummed afterwards from what I heard. This wasn't anything too malicious, though. I don't see what the big deal is.

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high fly
12-03-2003, 01:46 PM
Another boring "deejay stunt".







(yawn)







" and they ask me why I drink"

ag
12-03-2003, 02:19 PM
Opie did it and it wasnt boring, hell I think its funny as all hell

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JustJon
12-04-2003, 06:41 AM
Did Opie do it at WBAB or up in Boston?

And when Opie did it, he tortured one kid, he didn't promise something to kids in general for a week. Opie's was just more cruel and fun to hear on the radio.

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JohnnyCash
12-04-2003, 01:13 PM
NY radio really sucks. That was pretty low.

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ChickenHawk
12-04-2003, 01:21 PM
It was funny when Opie did it because he had an actual kid on the phone with him and the kid started to cry and hung up. The bit from this news story is dumb though, because NO CHILDREN UNDER 10 ARE LISTENING TO WBAB AT 7:20 AM!!! What the FUCK!? HE GOT NOBODY! What a fuckin' MORON.

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ag
12-04-2003, 01:24 PM
HE GOT NOBODY
I cant agree or disagree cause the media made a big stink about it making as if alit of people herd it

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