I hate being unemployed

[ag]

My seasonaol job came to an end about a week ago. Even before then I was looking for something and anything to do for the winter. Ive applied to every supermarket in town, every drug store. all the major hardware stores, and that was done over a week ago. SO in the mentime I sit on my couch with my hands down my pants watching soap opras, and every comercial break I get I pick up the classifieds and look for a job.

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[FUNKMAN]

Best of Luck! Hope something opens up before
X-Mas...

in the meantime maybe you can do some volunteer work. maybe that can lead to something perm....



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[Spoil-Sport]

This guy made a website about his unemployment and now has a book out and a Comedy Central deal in the works: <a href=http://www.oddtodd.com>Odd Todd</a>

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I'm sure stores are hiring Christmas help. You should try your local mall.

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[TheGameHHH]

and it seems like just yesterday you were complaining about having too much work

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[StupidGirlllll]

Dam, you are lucky...I wish I could collect unemployment...makes the best of it...go to school learn a trade.

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[Jennitalia]

enjoy it while it lasts.

working sucks.

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[Justice4all]

Try Home Depot (if you have not already) I hear they pay pretty good for Part time...and I know they will be looking as soon as the season is over and January hits.

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[Katylina]

At least you are free to hang out now and go to the Christmas party.

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[Snoogans]

this is a pretty regional idea, but if your in north jersey, ski places are always a pretty decent and easy to get winter job. i dont know how close to mahwah you live, but i used to work for campgaw and they called me the other day because they are lookin for help. if your not that far stop by. also if you can find like a public works or maintanance job at a park for the winter, take it cause those always lead to other similar jobs in other seasons and can get you something steady

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[Katylina]

Employment Opportunity (http://www.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/ny-licops1203,0,3287331.story?coll=ny-linews-headlines)

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[high fly]

Put your career into high gear call 1-800- drivers!

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[furie]

want work? (http://www.usajobs.opm.gov)


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