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Doomstone
12-02-2003, 11:50 AM
Do a Google search (http://www.google.com) for miserable failure.
IrishAlkey
12-02-2003, 11:52 AM
There's more to it than that.
Much more...
Either way, I don't want to see a penis.
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That wasn't too predictable.
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Ugh, well, only 5 more years of this juvenile and repetitive bashing.
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For those too lazy
miserable failure (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=miserable+failure)
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YANKEES SUCK
furie
12-02-2003, 12:42 PM
so what prompted you to search for miserable failure?
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This message was edited by furie on 12-2-03 @ 4:43 PM
pennington
12-02-2003, 01:58 PM
COMPLIANCE CHECKS ARE A MISERABLE FAILURE. When the FDA announced its plans to use compliance checks, that is sending a minor into ...
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Compliance check problems. Shocking, simply shocking...
high fly
12-02-2003, 02:27 PM
Now wait just a minute there, buster.
Bush did very well at uhhhhhh, errrrrrrrr, ummmm, I, uhhh.....
Well let's see, there was that immigration he was going to cut back on.
No, wait, right after he got in office, he had Robert Goulet look-a-like President Fox of Mexico in at the White House and they signed an agreement to increase immigration.
Then what about his promise to get the federal government out of the local schools? He sure came through on that one, didn't he?
Well, no. His "No Child Left Behind" program puts federal standards and tests on the local schools.
Then there's China. He clubbed Clinton for going too easy on China and promised us he'd "get tough" with China.
Maybe he's saving that one for his second term.
Just like his promise to get us out of Kosovo as soon as possible.
Or his "Day 1" promise to move the U.S. embassy in Israel to Jeruselem.
Maybe he's waiting for his second term to become "The Environmental President".
He's sure left his fellow "free traders" in the lurch with his continued steel tariffs.
His fellow "fiscal conservatives" are just plain embarrassed with the guy.
So are those who advocate having a smaller federal government.
How about his promise to "beef up" the military?
He's poured 100 b-b-billion more dollars into the military, and what have we got to show for it?
Has he added one more regiment, one more air wing, one more ship to the military?
Hell no.
There's a few, just off the top of my head.
Let's see a comparable list of campaign promises the man has kept!
" and they ask me why I drink"
monsterone
12-02-2003, 02:43 PM
i did a search for liberal on urbandictionary.com
1. A person with a liberal worldview (that America is the reason for poverty in the Third World and is the cause for AIDS)
2. One who believes that lack of funding spreads AIDS
3. One who looks at the world through rose-colored blinders
4. One who believes that it is perfectly alright to sentence an unborn baby to the death penalty without the benefit of a trial or any appeals, but who vehemently protests a Philadelphia cop killer paying for his crime.
5. One who believes that the First Amendment, which says nothing of the sort, protects flag burning; but that the Second Amendment does not Protect an individual's right to own a gun. (In an eerie coincidence, the 2nd Amendment says "the Right of the people to keep and bear arms shall NOT be infringed (emphasis added))
6. One who believes that Americans are UNDERtaxed, and that America can tax itself into prosperity
7. One who has received a lot of education, but NO ability to think
8. One who calls Bill Clinton the 'most moral man in America' (an actual James Carville quote)
See also jackass, ignorant, wrong, assclown or hypocrite.
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CaptClown
12-02-2003, 02:46 PM
Why bother? Someone will spin it and say that, " Even a man considered to be a miserable failure and an idiot can beat a 'genius' and get elected President."
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high fly
12-02-2003, 02:49 PM
Great list of Bush's successes, there, Monsterone.
So, uh, how many campaign promises can you find that he's kept?
" and they ask me why I drink"
This message was edited by high fly on 12-2-03 @ 6:50 PM
TheMojoPin
12-02-2003, 07:36 PM
Yeah, this is going somewhere.
Take it one of the billion other threads that have degraded into liberal/Bush pissing matches.
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