Moe's grab bag of Free Shit. Act fast.

[Death Metal Moe]

OK. I've been on SUPER CLEAN MODE in my room.

I don't know what happened, but I woke up Monday and started cleaning my room out. There's PILES of clothes I've been washing and bags of garbage I cleaned out of my closets and what not.

But under my table are 3 piles of magazines that I will offer to any interested person on this messageboard.

I will NOT ship this shit anywhere. If you live in the lower NY, NJ area, I will meet you somewhere on the Pike or Parkway or some shit.

I have like 2-3 years worth of Maxim's from like 2000 until I stopped paying for it. I'm not going through the issues, and I am keeping the one with Christina Applegate in it, and a few others with hot bitches I enjoy looking at.

I also have some old WWF magazines from the DX era and like a year after that I think.

Now there may be gaps in the issues, I don't know. Again, I'm not lookin through it all. If someone is interested, you get them AS IS, and you don't have to take both sets of mags.

If not, these go in the garbage Friday.

It's not much, but the offer is out there. Contact me for further questions, or ask them here.

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[Furtherman]

you get them AS IS


Maxim Mags with pages stuck together?

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[Heavy]

Are you including the original batch rag with those?

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[JustJon]

Is there really a demand for old Maxim's? I have a stack of them from the past 2-3 years myself and may have to make room soon.

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[Death Metal Moe]

That's sick, but a good point.

You can believe me or not, but I never used these magazines for masturbatory purposes. I just don't find magazines to be helpful in that way. I enjoy the female form, and the rest of the magazine was informative too. But to sit there with a mag in ome hand and my dink in the other doesn't get me too horny.

And the WWF mags were from back when I was crazy into the WWF. Stone Cold was beating vince up everynight and it was all fresh.

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[IrishAlkey]

You forgot to list the price.

Why don't you just accept the PayPal offer, man!

Everybody sees hard times. We can work through this together!

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I demand you hand over your keyboard.


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[Heavy]

I enjoy the female form, and the rest of the magazine was informative too.
I was actually talking about the wrestling mags

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[IrishAlkey]

Great idea!

I'll give you $25 for the keyboard, buddy.

That way, you'll be able to buy some liters of soda and never worry about having it mix with ice!

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[Death Metal Moe]

I understand they're pretty much useless, I just thought I'd offer. I feel bad throwing away stuff that's still in good condition, but it's in the way and I have litle use for it.. So the countdown is still on.

Friday is it. I better make sure if I can recycle them or not actually. I'd prefer to do that.

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[SatCam]

You can believe me or not, but I never used these magazines for masturbatory purposes. I just don't find magazines to be helpful in that way. I enjoy the female form, and the rest of the magazine was informative too.

I'm sure you read the articles.

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[Bama]

I read the articles.



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[Justice4all]

Do you have a fireplace? They make great kindling when bunched up together!
If not...make sure you bundle them up before you recycle them (this message comming froma civicly minded Justice4all)

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Are you donating any plungers? My toilet is a little backed up.



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[fluffernutter]

I am assuming any and all METAL magazines or zines even are being held onto.

My one friend gave me ALL of his Metal Maniacs last night. I hoard shit. Lots of it.

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[monsterone]

if you aren't using the maxims for batch purposes, can we assume the wwf mags sufficed? eeeewwwwwwww!!!!!

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[Def Dave in SC]

you get them AS IS


Maxim Mags with pages stuck together?



Just as long as the wrestling mags' pages aren't stuck together.

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[Reephdweller]

I hoard shit. Lots of it.


You are the new Hoard King!

I have lots of Maxim's, Stuff, and FHM to get rid of as well.

Strangely enough I also went on a major cleaning tear - at home, at my office, and in my car. What the fuck is up with the universe?

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[TheMojoPin]

and bags of garbage I cleaned out of my closets

The hookers you call "bacon"?



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[Recyclerz]

I don't know what happened, but I woke up Monday and started cleaning my room out. There's PILES of clothes I've been washing and bags of garbage I cleaned out of my closets and what not.


Hey, Moe's nesting! But that means...

Alright, which one of you wise guys knocked up Moe?




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[fluffernutter]

You are the new Hoard King!


I am insulted.

I even spelled it correctly to avoid confusion.

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