"He's a martial arts master!" :Stop saying that!

[Death Metal Moe]

Jesus. It seems that JR calls every guy who can get their foot up to another guy's face a martial arts master. What the hell? Maybe some of them are, but not EVERYONE!

I remember I started to notice this shit with "X-Pac's educated feet" and then I started to notice this other shit.

I love JR's play by play, but that pissed me off tonight.

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[Heavy]

I'd just like to add that not everybody is a "bohemeth"

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[Mike Teacher]

Jesus.


Well if Son-O-God aint the Kung Fu King Who the F is???

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[RF Godfather]

It may be annoying Moe but what else would you say about Rico? Ross has to say something and that is what he is, in fact.

I really don't mind. It's way better than hearing "slobberknocker" a few more hundred times.

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[Se7en]

Ross is a fucking terrible announcer.

Limp-wristed Michael Cole is better at this point.

Never thought I'd say that, but it's true.

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[ToddEVF]

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what about him?

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[hatetreehighway]

hughmorris is the god of all announcers.

[YoungJersey]

NO!!
Joey Styles should replace J.R. and stop doing those STUPID coin promos :mad:

[Se7en]

hughmorris is the god of all announcers.


Holy Christ.

I utterly LOATHE DeMott.

He seems to be going for a Jesse Ventura heel announcer act, but he really comes off more like a heel Jim Ross - i.e., whenever the heels do something bad, it's justified, but whenever the faces bend the rules, it's an outrage.

Ugh.

Look, how hard would it be to let Tazz co-host with Matthews? He did it for a week or two and was perfectly fine.

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[Clark Kent]

I can never get this Ross expression out of my head. Of course you have to say it with his southern accent: "He broke him in half! My God! He broke him in half!"

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[hatetreehighway]

general rection. we salute you.
mia- where is magor gunns she can take off matthew on velocity......

[Se7en]

I can never get this Ross expression out of my head. Of course you have to say it with his southern accent: "He broke him in half! My God! He broke him in half!"


For a time, he used to be good for that one at least once every week.

"Kane just broke Goldberg in half, BAH GAWD!"

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