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Leadbottom
12-01-2003, 07:11 PM
Get all your shopping done here! (http://www.specialfitonline.com/index.html)

FUJI!

Reephdweller
12-01-2003, 07:24 PM
Feeling down? Try our new clothing line!

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JohnnyCash
12-01-2003, 07:29 PM
So wrong...

Thanks to Reefdwella for the great Sig Pic.
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mikeyboy
12-01-2003, 07:30 PM
Yet it fits so nice.

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Mike Teacher
12-01-2003, 07:37 PM
This is blatantly racis..oh fuck me wrong again

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Yerdaddy
12-01-2003, 07:47 PM
"Clothes that look great, even when you put them on backwards!"

http://www.specialfitonline.com/stock/sweat_m.jpg

"And they're drool-proof!"

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

The Chairman
12-01-2003, 08:21 PM
http://www.specialfitonline.com/stock/homeimage.jpg

"Wow, the extra pocket is great for keeping my extra 21st chromosome!"

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Death Metal Moe
12-01-2003, 08:24 PM
What's their motto?

"Look good as you sort glass?"

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FUNKMAN
12-01-2003, 08:24 PM
i hear they are even flame 'retardant'...

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IrishAlkey
12-01-2003, 08:24 PM
"Wow, the extra pocket is great for keeping my extra 21st chromosome!"


Or the Celine Dion CDs...

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This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 12-2-03 @ 12:26 AM

FUNKMAN
12-01-2003, 08:26 PM
i hear they are even flame 'retardant'...


this way the gays can't steal them...

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and when you're bad you die when you die

JohnnyCash
12-01-2003, 08:26 PM
I feel so bad for laughing but Yerdaddy's post- I almost took a knee. So funny.

Thanks to Reefdwella for the great Sig Pic.
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Yerdaddy
12-01-2003, 08:34 PM
Good thing they have men's and women's, otherwise how would you know?

If this store really wants to turn a profit they'll make a javascript pop-up with keys jingling to keep their customers' attention.

I've got a box seat reserved in hell.

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 12-2-03 @ 12:42 AM

fluffernutter
12-01-2003, 09:01 PM
I have used this before for my cousin Harold. He always seems to enjoy what I get for him but always complains that things are too plain.

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A.J.
12-02-2003, 05:28 AM
Don't they sell accessories like helmets?

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JustJon
12-02-2003, 05:29 AM
And you can put them on in time for Wapner!

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SatCam
12-02-2003, 01:39 PM
Look Cool in these Hot Shirts!

Glad to head they're supplying for the "cool kids" also!

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reeshy
12-02-2003, 02:17 PM
SatCam lounging about the patio!!!!!



http://www.specialfitonline.com/stock/dress_pants.jpg

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SatCam
12-02-2003, 02:28 PM
Are those 100% cotton? You know I hate synthetic fibers!

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The Chairman
12-03-2003, 06:54 PM
Are those 100% cotton? You know I hate synthetic fibers!

The parkas are filled with 100% natural down.


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I assassin down the avenue.

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Yerdaddy
12-03-2003, 07:00 PM
"Keep your new clothes as soft as your skull with...
http://www.waynescomputerworld.com/Dotti/Images/Laundry/downy.gif

I hate myself.

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

FUNKMAN
12-03-2003, 07:06 PM
http://www.longitudebooks.com/images/bk_big/MGL03.GIF

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The Chairman
12-03-2003, 07:39 PM
http://www.greatcleaners.com/ogi_retail/images/products/P16174.jpg

Orange Glor cleans, protects and retards stains.."


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TooCute
12-03-2003, 07:48 PM
You are all going down to hell.

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Yerdaddy
12-03-2003, 08:51 PM
You are all going down to hell.

<a href="http://www.billoreilly.com/" target="_blank">here?</a>

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

CrazyClare
12-03-2003, 09:10 PM
for the children (http://www.downsyndromedolls.com/Francesca.html)

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either love me or leave me alone.

serVice
12-03-2003, 09:25 PM
Dolls are available in open & closed mouth versions.

i don't know why, but thats kind of hot.

"You guys, do you know where i can find the clitoris?"
"what is that like finding jesus or something?"

IrishAlkey
12-03-2003, 09:33 PM
Put that doll DOWN!

HAHAHAHA!!@@$!

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Yerdaddy
12-03-2003, 09:46 PM
this was cool too:


Kung Fu Grip with Super Retard Strenght!


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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

A.J.
12-04-2003, 03:55 AM
Accessories not included with those dolls include:

http://www.carpenterbus.com/images/girardinschool.gif

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This message was edited by AJinDC on 12-4-03 @ 8:14 AM

DarkHippie
12-04-2003, 04:46 AM
The parkas are filled with 100% natural down.

You just made me spit out my coffee! Now i wish i had one of those drool proof outfits.

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wilee
12-04-2003, 08:32 AM
OK, who wants a window seat? Please keep your arms and legs in the handbasket during the trip.

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high fly
12-04-2003, 08:35 AM
I wish someone would call the Star Registry and name a star after me.

" and they ask me why I drink"

SuperClerk
12-04-2003, 10:23 AM
Good grief!!! This thread made me think of this old favorite. Some of these pics are sick as hell. (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/CurrentPage/1/forum/69/Topic/27164/RequestTimeout/500)

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/gremlins.jpg

Merry Christmas to All!

Gaia
12-04-2003, 05:18 PM
http://www.specialfitonline.com/stock/homeimage.jpg

"Wow, the extra pocket is great for keeping my extra 21st chromosome!"

<img src="http://www.photobucket.com/albums/0903/toocute/27a2d03d.jpg">
I assassin down the avenue.

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Oh my god!!! It hurts.......its so wrong but I'm laughing my ass off...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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