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[blakjeezis]

Yet again.

I go to the mall today to get my father a birthday present, a couple of books from Border's if yo must know, and who should I see upon my exit from the store but Irish Alkey. I follow him, then step on the back of his foot, the old flat tire gag, and he stops and we greet each other. Since he offered and I had a few minutes to walk the mall, I accompanied him on a little jaunt. It was weird though, he kept pointing out all these different clothes in the many stores and saying things like, "Dude, your ass would look soooooo good in those pants", and "You see that shirt over there? It would look great on you if you opened the top couple of buttons and showed off your chest hair."

It was like being on my own one-man episode of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy". Weird man, weird.



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[IrishAlkey]

You could button your shirt to the top with a scarf on and still show your chest hair.

Personally, I found the most romantic part of the evening to be when we lamented about puppies in the pet store.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

This post is riddled with cooties.

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[blakjeezis]

Personally, I found the most romantic part of the evening to be when we lamented about puppies in the pet store.



This post is riddled with cooties.

and cuties.

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[IrishAlkey]

We had to beat the women off with sticks...




Actually, we were throwing cheese sticks at the heavier girls, begging for acknoweledgment.



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[Death Metal Moe]

Right after you beat each other off.

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[JustJon]

They went into the bathroom and George Michaeled.

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[East Side Dave]

I'd like to say that I'm not jealous but that would be a lie. A dirty, filthy lie.


*goes back to making JustJon thumb puppets out of cat hair and fig newtons*

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[blakjeezis]

Actually, we were throwing cheese sticks at the heavier girls, begging for acknoweledgment


What did I tell you? Pretzel dogs. Works every time.

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[PanterA]

So where are you guys going for your second date?

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[JustJon]

*goes back to making JustJon thumb puppets out of cat hair and fig newtons*

Now I know what I want for X-Mas!

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[StupidGirlllll]

What I would like to know is what mall did this happen in?

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[IrishAlkey]

Would two classy, worldy gentleman such as ourselves be found anywhere else besides the lavish Garden State Plaza?

I think not.

Besides, Short Hills is way too expensive...

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

What, Newport Center Mall's not good enough for ya? :p

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[Furtherman]

So where are you guys going for your second date?


They could go back to the mall. Get their picture on a t-shirt. Or a mug.

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[blakjeezis]

What I would like to know is what mall did this happen in?


It was the pretzel dogs, right? See, Alk, what'd I tell ya? Works every time.

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[PanterA]

See, Alk,Aww how cute, you guys already have pet names for eachother.

Does he call you BJ?

oh no...that's what he calls you for.

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[IrishAlkey]

BFF!

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[Furtherman]

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[StupidGirlllll]

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[high fly]

Then they went to the malt shop and shared one soda with two straws, and gazed longingly into each other's eyes as they sucked that thing dry.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[TheMojoPin]

Didn't anyone see me sweating and touching myself next to the Sharper Image?

Asses.

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