Locking Threads-Serious Post

[reeshy]

I just noticed that a thread was locked by one of the new mods (Mikeyboy) there hadn't even been one reply to the thread before the thread was locked. It appears to me that this mod is using his authority to censor and delete those threads that he doesn't like! We have no idea where this thread would have gone since he considered his duty to abort it before it was even born.
This thread is not intended to be funny but to elicit a response as to why this thread and others are arbitrarly locked by what seems subjective values on the part of the moderator. Maybe rules should be drawn up and published as to what is a suitable thread and how it would pass the personal muster of self-appointed guardians of the Ron and Fez message board.
Let's see how long it is until this thread is locked!! Any one want to start a pool?

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[furie]

6:18 tonight


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[mikeyboy]

I'm certainly not going to lock this post, unless discussion turns to an area that is inappropriate. That said, I made a judgment call. I'm not infallible, and I am new to this. If you feel that a thread has been locked inappropriately, bring it to the attention of one of the mods. We will consider, as a group, whether it needs to be re-opened.

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[reeshy]

Consider it brought to your attention, Mikeyboy!!! When shall we expect a decision handed down from on high????

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[DJEvelEd]

abort it before it was even born.


Now THAT thread deserved to be locked. It was my idea but I didn't think much of it. I did question why my oral sex/abortion thread was locked and was told it was a heavy topic, which it was, and the title was way too grafic. I apologize and agree to be less grafic in the TITLES.

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Reeshy, SOME of us get offended by the talk of Johnee Wadd having sex with another man. Then again some of us dont.

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[Snoogans]

ive gotta say ive said some shit that probably pissed alot of people off, and ive never had a mod lock a thread unless i was fighting with someone. though i seemingly get along well with all the mods i talk to, i dont think they do anything based on personal feelings. i was always under the impression their was a set of rules that they lock based on. i dont know if my 2 cents matters much, but the mods have always seemed fair in my eyes

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[Mike Teacher]

Well, I've censored myself until now.

I will guess this is the Lindbergh Thread. If it is, The thread title refers to a Man found to have fathered illegitimate children, and it equates it with being in the NBA.

This is racism of astonishing proportions. And Highly Offensive to anyone who does not feel that being a member of the NBA equates with fathering illegitimate children.

The jump from NBA to `Black Man' is a small one. One that while thinly veiled, exists. And some will deny. To deny that this post does not equate Blacks with Fathering Illegitimate Children I would like to see. I would like to see, in broad daylight, how far that Denial travels.

If that is what the R+F site is about. Fine.

But it is racism, and to deny that is to deny the Necesity that should be Honored in addressing posts that are racist.

If someone wishes to respond to this; please do. Anyone. But address the issue and don't use insults. I haven't, and will not. If you wish to insult me, have the balls to do it to my face.

[TheMojoPin]

We have a running theme of "shock posts" these days.

Yes, it's a stupid term.

Maybe that wasn't "officially" a shock post.

But it had all the earmarks of a thread that would simply be yet another one filled with people declaring it to be a shock post, then complaining about how much they hate shock posters, then complaining about how much they hate the term "shock poster", then bringing in their board aliases to fake shock post, etc., etc., etc....it's a pattern that's repeating itself again and again and again. If it entertains you, great. You seem to be in the minority then out of the regular posters. Sorry, but them's the breaks.

People seem to complain much more again and again about shock posters (Real or not, intentionally or not) than not having them post. If I'm wrong and everyone says so, then we probably won't be so quick to shut 'em down lately. But for right now it's repetitive, nonsensical bullshit that only intends to get the same response over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

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[Heavy]

Wow, look at Reeshy coming through in the clutch. I was also under the impression that there should be a reason for a thread to be locked. I'm not sure which thread Reeshy is talking about though.

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[Snoogans]

i drink beer till i pass out

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Johnee, what are you wearing?

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[reeshy]

I'm not sure which thread Reeshy is talking about though.

Yours, Dummy!!!! and others!!!

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[Heavy]

WHICH ONE!!!!!

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[TheMojoPin]

Now THIS is entertaining.

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[SatCam]

Fuck! Johnee, go have bare-naked sex. Or should I say almost bare-naked sex.

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[FUNKMAN]

i had some threads locked once and i got called a dipshit...

no big whoop!

but what is worse? thread locks or dreadlocks, this is what we need to ask ourselves...



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[reeshy]

That's right, Mojo...now I'm laughing my balls off!!!

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[Heavy]

ANSWER DAMN YOU!!!!!!

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[reeshy]

And Johnee...what color were those panties?(~fag~)

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[FUNKMAN]

you're fighting a battle for some guy in panties who can't remember what the fuck he posts...

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[Heavy]

I wasnt totally conviced "drawers" was the proper spelling and underwear is to chilish sounding. So panties took its place

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[Heavy]

Listen I had 2 threads locked, Reeshy only mentioned seeing one.

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[SatCam]

It stands out. I mean, who wouldnt want to read that kind of thread.

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[Heavy]

Anyway the logic of he shock post for the panty thread doesnt really apply seeing as how i didnt make anyhting up and I used my real name. I didnt speak of loving fat girls or my girlfrined wanting to bang me in the ass. I dont read those threads so i dont really know whats said in them.

As far as the lindberg thread gos, considering it racist is kind of out of line. NBA players have a reputation for fathering children with several different women. That is an accurate statement. Theres white people in the NBA too. I guess I couldvt said " I didnt know he was related to Steve Garvey", but i just thought of it, and not many people even know who Steve Garvey is

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[Heavy]

And if I did say Steve Garvey, it would have been because I was going out of my way to make sure nobody thought it was racist. I never thought of the NBA deal as racist anyway but.....

In anycase, rf.net is not a courtesy school and shouldnt trun into one. And even if it does, theres much better places to start

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[reeshy]

you're fighting a battle for some guy in panties who can't remember what the fuck he posts...


Yea, what the fuck is wrong with me!!! I'd better lay off the NyQuil!!!!!

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[East Side Dave]

Steve Garvey makes me think of gravy.

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[East Side Dave]

Come to think of it, I wish his name was Steve Gravy instead. And he always carried potatoes around with him.

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[Lisa Croft]

Steve Garvey makes me think of Garfield, who makes me think of Heathcliff, who makes me think of Heathcliff Huxtable, who was played by Bill Cosby, who is black! You sir are a racist! A racist I say!

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[reeshy]

Please lock this thread now!!!!!

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[SatCam]

Johnee, do you have camel toe?

Time to lock it. Sorry about that.

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[East Side Dave]

I ain't no racist! Bill Cosby was white! I seen him! I seen him sing a song with David Bowie during the holidays! They were white I tell's ya!

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[Bama]

I just post to crack stupid jokes. I enjoy threads like the one's that johnee started because it's easier to make them. Maybe they are a waste of space....oh well.

It's too bad there isn't a forum for stupid and/or shock posts so the people who want to avoid them could avoid them and the people who want to participate in them can have their stupid fun.

I don't understand why people get upset about stupid threads anyway. It's just a message board. We aren't curing cancer here.

I don't want to participate in stimulating intellectual discussions. I avoid most Politics forum threads on the off chance that one might be started there some day. Problem solved.

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[FUNKMAN]

Steve Garvey makes me think of gravy.


Steve Garvey makes me think of hairy muscular forearms and i hate him for it!!!!

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Steve Garvey makes me think of hairy muscular forearms and i hate him for it!!!!


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[keithy_19]

I seem to be someone that people aren't to fond of with my posts. I've made jokes and shared my views on homosexuals(don't ask me when, but apparaently I bashed them and their life style), my fat friend has gotten people to dislike me, me not wanting my girl to smoke weed and so on and so forth.

I personally think that the people on this board need to lighten up. It's a messageboard where people post for enjoyment and laughs. I don't understand why people get up in arms about things that are said on this board.

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[Snoogans]

people dont get mad at stuff people dont mean. its just annoying to read you posting dumb shit about dumb shit and what awful things you like to do to fat people

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[keithy_19]

Really snoogs? So me tooling on my friend is wrong? We're friends and we're f'ing around.

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Also, if you don't like what I post then why read it and take the time to post about it?

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[Snoogans]

cause im an opinionated asshole and i feel like it.

and no, tooling on friends is not wrong, its expected. i have a feeling you do it a little more often then can be considered toolin, considering you like to poke him and watch his fat gigle. im sure that probably devastates the shit out of him

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[hyperspace]

i posted a confession in the confessional and it was locked, i was not trying to shock anyone. my "casseroll in the oven" thread however i don't know.....

[keithy_19]

I'm sure it doesn't devestate him. In fact, I haven't done that in over a year.

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[Mike Teacher]

I never thought of the NBA deal as racist anyway but.....


Cool Johnnie, but some do. Anyway, thanx for responding and we should all follow the statement 'Cant we all just Get Along?' and I'm not using that because of who said it; I use it cause I happen to think it's a great fucking philosophy.

Problem with all forums is no one has figured out how to put sarcasm and irony 'we're just busting balls' and stuff like that in the alhpabet so it was obvious without having to be Said. I've had posts that people have taken to be exactly 180 degrees opposite what I intended to say. Guess we all have.

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[Snoogans]

i say your all whiney bitches :eg:

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[AppleBoy]

NBA players have a reputation for fathering children with several different women

So, Yao Ming is responsible for all those Chinese people. Be on the look out for a German population explosion courtesy of Dirk Nowitzki. And we're going to be up to our armpits in Serbians thanks to Vlade Divac.

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[Snoogans]

laugh if you will, the NBA thing makes a point. people do somewhat associate NBA guys with having kids in wedlock or whatever

larry johnson, for example, had something like 8 kids with 6 different women

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[cheezeemee]

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The subject was valid, but the title was unnecessarily inflammitory. Mikey said Johnee was welcome to repost the same topic with a new title. It's a fair and valid decision on mikey's part.

When people take on new responsibilities, they want to prove that they'll do a good job, and they may get a lil overzealous. It's happened before, and we don't deny it happens. But we are openly admit that we're people and we make mistakes. Even an Admin's post was locked this week. But if you feel that something is done unjustly, talk to me, talk to PanterA, talk to Fuzzy, talk to the person who actually did the deed, etc. If it's an occassion like the Johnee thread, we'll flat out tell you to just repost. If it's a discussion thread that was locked mid-discussion, we may have to deliberate, in which case, give us a lil time to get back to you.

And if you're talking about the "last word" game from early this year... fuck you, I win ;)

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[Snoogans]

yea fuzzy, you locked one of my threads for fighting, and i dont think i was fighting. i dont know it was like in july so yea what about that

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[color=purple]The subject was valid, but the title was unnecessarily inflammitory

Infammitory?!?!? It was a joke, Jon. It's what people do here. Be it the most serious of subjects, or the stupidest of subjects, there's always room for a little humor. In that way, this board is much like the radio show it's dedicated to. It's what makes this place better, more interesting, than all the other rubbish out there.

I realize Mikey is new to this, and perhaps a learning curve is in order, but locking that thread was an abuse of power, plain and simple. The last thing this joint needs is even more censorship!

And instead of defending his actions, I think you should admit he made a bad call and unlock it.

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[blakjeezis]

The subject was valid, but the title was unnecessarily inflammitory. Mikey said Johnee was welcome to repost the same topic with a new title. It's a fair and valid decision on mikey's part.


I understand the need to show Mod/Admin solidarity, I guess, but this is bordering on ridiculous. To call Wadd's title inflammatory is silly. I think it was a well-made joke. If he had said something about Lindbergh being a professional athlete, would that have been inflammatory? A majority of them are black, no? What about my curent sig pic, is that inflammatory?

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Lighten up, a joke is a joke, and for once Wadd made a good one. The Mod's rule is absolute, I accept that. If this is the rule, then it's the rule. But just like baseball, fellas and lady, it doesn't matter what size an ump's strike zone is as long as it's the same size for every pitch. If this is the new stick by which "inflammatory" is measured, then there's gonna be a lot less humor 'round these parts and lot more little keys showing up on the active discussion list.

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[Heavy]

Nevermind being down right hilarious, that title of that thread is very accurate. Dont hate me for saying it, hate them for doing it.

Nearly one-third of all children in this country are born to unwed mothers. But this week, Sports Illustrated reports that among professional athletes out-of-wedlock births are epidemic. And of athletes in the major sports leagues, those in the NBA appear to have the greatest number of cases. According to SI, one of the NBA's top agents says he spends more time dealing with paternity claims than he does negotiating contracts. The agent tells the magazine that there might be more kids out of wedlock than there are players in the NBA. According to Sports Illustrated, Larry Johnson of the Knicks is supporting five children by four women, including two he has with his wife, and Shawn Kemp of the Cavaliers, who is not married, has fathered seven children. Other NBA players who have been the subject of paternity-related lawsuits include Patrick Ewing, Juwan Howard, Scottie Pippen, Jason Kidd, Stephon Marbury, Hakeem Olajuwon and Gary Payton, as well as Larry Bird, who is now the coach of the Pacers, and current NBC game analyst Isiah Thomas. (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/1998/weekly/980504/insidelook.html)

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[Snoogans]

i know you just copied from an old article johnee, but larry bird doesnt coach dick for the pacers anymore

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[Heavy]

And ontop of all that, hte new thread title is just silly and a lot less funy

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[ChickenHawk]

I'm offended.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

yea fuzzy, you locked one of my threads for fighting, and i dont think i was fighting. i dont know it was like in july so yea what about that


Ummmm, go fuck yourself?

:p

That's a playful smiley.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Is this the new, improved Neverending Story Thread? If so:

Johneewadd walked out of the dark, dank gay bar at about 10 AM. He'd been there all night perfoming unspeakable acts for cash he would spend on breathmints and band-aids for his knees. Johnee wiped his hands on the hard, unforgiving fabric of his stained plad green suit and put a fruit Certs in his mouth.

As he walked up the concrete stairs into this new, perfect day, Johnee couldn't get past this feeling that had been nagging him ever since he had signed on so to speak at this underground dungeon of depravity. The feeling that he was broken.

A broken, beaten, greasy little man who's humanity is slowly stripped away from 10 pm to 6 am every other night a week. With every payment received, he gives up a little part of himself. Peddling his dignity to the next name on a plastic board outside in the waiting room.

It was a new day that spring morning, but no matter where he went, he could never be the same. Outside it was a pleasant 72 degrees with a light wind that blew the smell of a virgining season around. But in Johnee's head, all the beauty and rebirth of the world around him was lost in a sea of sinful acts and bottomless pit of personal shame.

He walked down the street of his world to the corner CVS and made conversation with the clerk for a few minutes to try to forget.

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[FUNKMAN]

invisible man walks into a doctors office

doctor says: i can't see you now

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and when you're bad you die when you die

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MOE
What in the fuck are you talking about

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This message was edited by johneewadd on 12-1-03 @ 11:01 PM

[blakjeezis]

Guy walks into a doctor's office, "Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains!"

"Pull yourself together, man!"

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[FUNKMAN]

two electrons walk into the bar. one electron says he feels weak and lost some of his neutrons. the other electron asks him if he's sure. the electron answers 'yeah, i'm positive'...

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[ChickenHawk]

invisible man walks into a doctors office

doctor says: i can't see you now
Guy walks into a doctor's office, "Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains!"

"Pull yourself together, man!"
two electrons walk into the bar. one electron says he feels weak and lost some of his neutrons. the other electron asks him if he's sure. the electron answers 'yeah, i'm positive'...

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[Mike Teacher]

Guy walks into Mental Hospital completely Naked...

Nurse: "I can clearly see Your Nuts!"

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[TheMojoPin]

Just try and stop me, sluts.

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[FUNKMAN]

a pony walks in the bar and the the bartender asks him why he's talking funny. pony says 'cause i'm a little hoarse'

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and when you're bad you die when you die

[Death Metal Moe]

a pony walks in the bar and the the bartender asks him why he's talking funny. pony says 'cause i'm a little hoarse'


And somewhere, a sig pic weeps silently.

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[JustJon]

a horse walks into a bar. bartender says "why the long face?"

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[TooCute]

A bear walks into a bar and orders a gin



































and tonic.

Bartender goes, "What's with the big pause?"

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[TooCute]

A golf club walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender refuses to serve him.

"Why can't I have a beer?" asks the golf club.

"You'll be driving later."

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[East Side Dave]

A bacon and egg walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."

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[East Side Dave]

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you."

The grasshopper says, "Really? You have a drink named Steve?!"

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[blakjeezis]

Piece of string walks into a bar, tries to order a beer. Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." Piece of string leaves, goes in the alley next to the bar, twists himself all around and messes up his hair. He re-enters the bar, goes back to the barkeep and attempts to order a drink again. Bartender says, "Aren't you the piece of string I just told to get outta here?" Piece of string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot. (afraid not)"

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[Furtherman]

Mushroom walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "Beat it! We don't serve your kind."

Mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fungi!"


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[Katylina]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attatched to the front of his pants.

The bartender turns to him and says, "Hey there mister-- you've got a steering wheel in your pants!"

The pirate turns around and says, "Aye- and it's driving me nuts."




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This message was edited by Katylina on 12-2-03 @ 11:57 AM

[East Side Dave]

A gorilla walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

The bartender says, "That'll be 12 dollars. You know, we don't get many gorillas around here."

The gorilla says, "I'm not suprised at these prices."

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[East Side Dave]

A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he says.

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[TooCute]

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer.

"How much?" he asks the bartender.

"No charge."

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[blakjeezis]

A guy walks into a bar men's room and he sees three men engaged in sexual activity. They're lined up love train style: the first is bent over a sink, getting from the guy behind him who in turn is getting pounded in the ass from the guy behind him. Immediately the guy leaves the bathroom and tells the bartender.

"You should see what's going on in your bathroom."

"Not Again! The guy in the middle, was he wearing a red sweater?"

"Yes."

"That's Steve, he's lucky at cards too."

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[East Side Dave]

A woman walks into a bar and sits next to a guy with a dog at his feet.

"Does your dog bite?" she asks.

"No," he says.

A few minutes later, the dog takes a big bite out of her.

"I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" she sceams.

"He doesn't," says the man, "that's not my dog."

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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 12-2-03 @ 12:07 PM

[Furtherman]

A baby seal walks into a club.



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[blakjeezis]

Guy walks into a bar with his dog, puts it on the bar and says, "Barkeep, my dog can talk."

"I tell you what, if you can make that dog talk, you drink free all night."
"Okay. Sparky, what's on top of a house?"

"Rrrooooff."

"Good boy, how would you describe sandpaper?"

"Rrrufff."

"Goood boy, who's the greatest ballplayer ever?"

"Rrrrruuuuuth."

The bartender, severely unamused, tosses both the man and his dog out onto the sidewalk. The dog looks up at his owner.

"You think I shoulda said Gehrig?"

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[blakjeezis]

A morbidly obese man learns of a revolutionary new treatment for weight loss. It seems the doctor takes all the excess fat in your body and pushes it up into a ball on top of your head. All you have to do is wear a hat size appropriate to the size of the ball of fat and no one will be any the wiser. So he goes and gets it done, buys a suitable hat and goes home to surprise his wife. When his wife returns home, she's stunned.

"Oh my good Lord, Harold, you look terrific, like when we first met. But tell me, where did you get that scar over your eyebrow? I never noticed that before."

"That's not a scar, that's my bellybutton. How's my tie?"

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[East Side Dave]

A blind man walks into a bar with a seeing-eye dog. When he gets to the center of the bar the blind man picks up the dog and starts swinging him around.

The bartender yells, "What the hell are you doing?"

The blind man says, "Just taking a look around."

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[blakjeezis]

Man walks into a bar with a white toy poodle under his arm.

"Bartender my dog can sing out of its ass."

"If you can get that dog to sing out its ass, you drink free all night."

"Very well." He places the poodle on the bar and it proceeds to drop the biggest, heaviest dog turd ever seen.

"What the fuck, man! I thought you said he was gonna sing out his ass! He just took a giant dump on my bar!"

"Oh I know, he's just clearing his throat."

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[East Side Dave]

A guy walks into a bar with a frog on his head.

The bartender says, "Hey, what's that?"

The frog replies, "I don't know. It started as a wart on my ass and just kept growing."

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[Freakshow]

A string walks into a bar. Bartender says you'll have to leave, we don't serve string here. The string walks outside ties himself in the middle and walks back into the bar. The bartender says wern't you that string that was just in here? The string replies I'm afraid not.

[blakjeezis]

Freakshow, you're eliminated for repeating my joke.


Black guy walks into a bar, not with a frog, but rather a parrot on his head.

Bartender, "Wow, where the hell did you get that thing?"

Parrot, "Africa, they're all over the fuckin' place."

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[Freakshow]

Darn. Lots of posts to read. Oh, well.

[East Side Dave]

A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog licking himself.

"I sure wish I could do that," the guy says to the bartender.

The bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."

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[Furtherman]

A guy walks into a bar, and he hears a voice say, "You look great, man! Have you lost weight?" He looks around, and sees the only other person in the bar is the bartender, who is all the way at the other end of the bar. He shrugs it off, and sits down.

"That's a really nice suit. It looks good on you," the voice says again.

The guy looks around, and before he can say anything, the voice says, "You have very nice eyes."

The guy freaks out, and shouts, "Hey, bartender! Come here!"

As the bartender arrives, the voice speaks again. "That's a nice haircut!"

"Who keeps talking to me?!" The guy asks the bartender.

"Oh, that?" The bartender says, "It's the peanuts. They're complimentary."



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[JustJon]

Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think after the first guy walked into it, the second guy would have seen it.

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[reeshy]

And so in conclusion, I would like to thank everybody for taking this discussion seriously!! I hope that we can work together in the future to erase this terrible scourge upon our beloved message board... Thank you once again for your indulgence!!!

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[uncleryan]

I got locked on Monday in the confessional because i said my girl wanted to do anal and i have never done it and i was asking for advice because i was nervous. They locked it. i didn't think it was outrageous. Now its like i don't know what i can say.

[TooCute]

A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender says, "We don't serve bears here."

Bear says "Oh yeah, if you don't serve me I'll eat this woman!" and he eats the woman next to him. "Now give me a drink!"

Bartender says, "No, sorry, we don't serve people who do drugs, either."

Bear says, "How do you know I do drugs?"

Bartender says, "That was a barbituate."

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[StupidGirlllll]

I got locked on Monday in the confessional because i said my girl wanted to do anal and i have never done it and i was asking for advice because i was nervous. They locked it. i didn't think it was outrageous. Now its like i don't know what i can say.



Ok so then I did not imagine it then...Thank God. I thought I was going nuts. It wasn't just locked it disappeared.

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[high fly]

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
After he drinks it, he pays for it.
Then he goes home.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Katylina]

So this blonde walks into a bar. A string looks at the blonde and says "I know I don't know you, but I'd love to do the mattress Macarena with you all night long." The blonde leaves the bar and comes back in, three times. The string sits down and says "I'd get up on the bar and do the Hokey-Pokey to get a drink."

So the blonde shouts "Sure, but don't hit me so hard with the hammer."



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[Katylina]

A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes.

He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."

The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."

"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."

"Well, then, we need a urine sample."

"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."

"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."

"I can't do that, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."



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[high fly]

Did you hear?

Michael Vick got traded.





" and they ask me why I drink"

[Death Metal Moe]

Somebody forward this thread to Vos. We just wrote his acts for the next 20 years.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Somebody forward this thread to Vos. We just wrote his acts for the next 20 years.

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