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ChickenHawk

12-01-2003, 11:48 AM

I didn't know who Paris Hilton was before the sex tape. I know who she is now, and I still don't care. Fuck her. Fuck her show. I hope it bombs.

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TheMojoPin

12-01-2003, 11:56 AM

Looks really funny. Finally a good lead in for 24.

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pennington

12-01-2003, 03:31 PM

There is something I've wondered about for a while now. How come Lionel Ritchie's daughter is white? Even if her mother is white, she would still look a little black like Halle Berry.

Clark Kent

12-01-2003, 07:47 PM

Maybe she's really Guy Ritchie's daughter.

Yeah, I'll watch. I never thought Paris was hot until those videos, and although I haven't completely changed my mind, I've been hypnotized by any news article or picture I've seen of her lately.

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JohnnyCash

12-01-2003, 07:48 PM

No way am I watching this crap.

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Bama

12-01-2003, 07:59 PM

It should be an OK show. Laughing at stupid rich girls is fun.

It also helps that they're hot.

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12-01-2003, 08:03 PM

NEVER!!!!!!

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Yerdaddy

12-01-2003, 08:31 PM

I wish I could say no, but I can't.

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fiestygal

12-01-2003, 09:20 PM

nicole was adopted by lionel and his first wife

I'M RICH BIA-OTCH!

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Doctor Manhattan

12-02-2003, 04:37 AM

Maybe it because 24 is such a kick ass show, but everything that comes before it looks like crap.

I'll end up seeing the last 3 minutes of this show before watching 24.

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Teenweek

12-02-2003, 04:46 AM

It will be well watched which will only help 24. Just like last year when it's best ratings were when it was after American Idol.

TheMojoPin

12-02-2003, 05:18 AM

It will be well watched which will only help 24. Just like last year when it's best ratings were when it was after American Idol.

Do you WANT people like that watching "24"?

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Teenweek

12-02-2003, 05:27 AM

Do you WANT people like that watching "24"?

Yes, the more the merrier.
Better ratings=more gooder

JustJon

12-02-2003, 05:55 AM

I think the best quote was in Variety. At some point in the show tonight, Nicole says to Paris about the teenage boy they're living with "We should have a threesome"

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Doctor Manhattan

12-02-2003, 08:47 AM

Do you WANT people like that watching "24"?

I don't care who else is watching as long as MANY other people, other that me and my few friends, see it. We aren't enough to support fox paying for 24.

Hey, I don't have to sit in the same room with Paris fans to watch it, do I?

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Bama

12-02-2003, 09:29 AM

I'm watching this and then I'm changing the channel.

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TheGameHHH

12-02-2003, 09:52 AM

i'm a sucker for cheesy reality shit like this, but there's no chance i'll be watching those two filthy whores expierence "real life" because theirs is so jaded they have no concept of what work really means. i'll be watching the Real World Reunion Special instead.

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pennington

12-02-2003, 02:09 PM

nicole was adopted by lionel and his first wife

Gracias, Ms Fiestygal. The world makes sense again.

monsterone

12-02-2003, 02:27 PM

i hear that a pre-requisite for any male viewers is to have a mule in your mouth. but if you're a guy and your tuning in anyway, i'm sure there's one already there.

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canofsoup15

12-02-2003, 02:55 PM

Paris Hilton is not hot, I REPEAT Paris Hilton is not hot. Shes the biggest skank ive ever seen, I'd do her, but shes not THAT fucking hot. I haven't seen the video maybe i will and maybe itll change my mind, but probably not. AND FUCK THAT SHOW.

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Bama

12-02-2003, 03:11 PM

"Hot" is so subjective.

I think that if you'd say you'd bang her that implies that you think she's hot.

Sure you'd bang a girl that's not hot but would you tell everyone?

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DarkHippie

12-02-2003, 03:16 PM

Nicole Richie is hotter than Paris.

a sick part of me wants to see them work the way the "common man" works. i might tune in if I'm really bored tonight.

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canofsoup15

12-02-2003, 03:17 PM

hmm good point..

She is hot, but nowhere near the hotness the media and other people put her at, because they treat her as if shes the hottest chick on the planet, which shes nowhere near i might add. Personally the chick next to her looks hotter.

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Yerdaddy

12-02-2003, 04:44 PM

"What are wells for?"

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HBox

12-02-2003, 04:54 PM

They better sell an unedited DVD with all the shots of Paris's pants falling off and Paris and Nicole checking each other for ticks.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

12-02-2003, 05:05 PM

WoW! What a bunch of dumb asses!

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Yerdaddy

12-02-2003, 05:10 PM

"I'm not plucking anything, except my eyebrows."
"I'm not going near that animal."

"Do you guys like hang out at WalMart?"
"In the South people hang out there."

"We should have a threesome with him."

Paris it the kind of girl that Dirty Sanchezes and Donkey Punches were made for, and I'd be first in line to give em to her. Very hot. Very worthless. It's my new favorite show.

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Wormwood

12-02-2003, 05:17 PM

I was actually entertained, I dont hate Paris or Nicole and they might even have an endearing charm to them.

Damnit!!! I'm losing my edge, now I have to kick a puppy.

One more thing, Nicole is an ugly bitch and I thought it funny that she thinks offering that guy sex from her was a special treat.

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Fallon

12-02-2003, 06:21 PM

I liked it.

Paris is going to steal all of Jessica Simpsons thunder if she keeps saying things like "What's Wal*Mart? Do they sell walls or something?"

What's with the bluring of Paris' butt cleavage? I wanted to see!

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Johnny Fontane

12-02-2003, 06:25 PM

Paris has no ass.

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Doctor Manhattan

12-03-2003, 04:50 AM

Well I saw a few minutes, I feel bad for that guy Paris will be kissing (and banging probably) He'll end up with some weird STD.

Nicole is hotter than Paris? I don't know but Paris isn't that hot. She's okay but that attitude doesn't help bring her score up for me.

And with all that money she only has a Porsche Boxster? I would imagine she could get Daddy to buy here a convertable Carrera 4 (If I was London Hilton, Heir to the Hotel Empire, I would have one of those)

I tuned in and was out after the Narrator (I guess the father of the family they went to be with) said they were going out to fire up the credit cards for one last time and they played that GAY-ASS music (something about blondes) I think that was about 25 seconds. I did end up seeing the preview for next week's show as I was getting ready to tape 24...

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Bama

12-03-2003, 04:59 AM

That narrator was hilarious. I thought I was watching Dukes of Hazzard. They should freeze frame the girls when he talks.

Best new show of the season!

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Furtherman

12-03-2003, 05:44 AM

I missed it last night and actually feel a little proud. It's a fleeting proud, but I'll take what I can get.

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Teenweek

12-03-2003, 05:59 AM

Another episode is on tonight if you want to catch it.

JustJon

12-03-2003, 07:01 AM

The DVDs have already been solicited before the show even went on the air. They come out 1/27 and will be 2 DVDs with all 7 eps. More info on Amazon.

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Contra

12-03-2003, 09:52 AM

I know the show is supposed to be a month long, but I heard they only lasted two weeks. Anyone know if this is true?

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Bama

12-03-2003, 10:04 AM

I think it was 6 weeks.

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curtoid

12-03-2003, 10:20 AM

I usually watch part of the first episode and part of the last episode of most reality tv shows - last night was no exception.

They are what's wrong, wrong, wrong with America these days. It had the same shitty quality as THE SURREAL LIFE. I wanted to chop all of their friends and family in the neck during the "goodbye" party, although the aunt was pretty hot - much hotter than either Nicole or Paris.

And I know it was said earlier, but it needs to be repeated - PARIS HAS NO ASS! Damn, those droopy drawers needed some back yard to cling to!

The best moment was maybe the least fake or forced (that I saw), and that was just the two of them hanging with the little 5 year old boy. There was a quick shot where you see Paris wiping something off his face (HEY! Don't go there!), and it was kind of endearing, like she had been around little kids before.

Other than that - it just felt phoney. The hick family seemed to be turning up the hick-ness, while the two stupid blond girls seemed to be turning that up as well.

It does seem to reflect the Bush America though - no middle class to be seen. Only the very rich and the very poor, and both are laughing at each other.

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TheCosmicCircus

12-03-2003, 10:28 AM

GREATEST SHOW OF ALL TIME.
I WANT TO SEE THE PARIS HILTON SEX TAPE.
I LOVE HER...SHE WILL BE MINE...WILLINGLY...OR not.

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JustJon

12-03-2003, 11:02 AM

I think it was 6 weeks.
They said it was supposed to be 30 days on the show

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06-16-2004, 03:48 PM

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The Simple Life 2: Road Trip starts tonight at 8 and 9pm. Also two new shows debut on Fox tonight. Andy Richter's Quintuplets and Method and Red.

Nicole (http://www.stuffmagazine.com/cover_girls/html/girl_386.html) is in the new edition of Stuff Magazine as well.

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