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[Recyclerz]

'Tis the Season (http://www.msnbc.com/news/999214.asp?0cv=CB10)

For those of you to lazy to click here are the datapoints:
Florida
Wal-Mart
Cheap DVD players
6:00 AM Shoppers

Do the math.

I say we implement the Bugs Bunny solution & saw off that damn penninsula before the next election.



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[Snoogans]

all it makes me picture is arnold and sinbad fighting for a turbo man doll

thanks dick, now i got that movie in my head

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Snoogans 1, Monitor 0

[gypsy]

Ha, Wal-Mart, a multi billion dollar company, didn't even giver her a $30 DVD player, but they did offer to put one on hold for her.

"I Whupped Batman's Ass" Wesley Willis R.I.P

[fluffernutter]

The DVD Player that was offered was pretty much like this one here. (http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.gsp?product_id=1957326&cat=95987&type=19&dept=3944&path=0%3A3944%3A62055%3A95987)

http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/69/93/39/90/0069933990006_215X215.jpg

This is a model that Wal Mart usually sells and honmestly, it is garbage. Then again you get what you pay for. In all of my years in retail with both Wal Mart and Jamesway, Wal Mart has been the craziest. Just watching these people push each other away, curse, swear, berate and destroy each other for some bargains is beyond me. As I went to my stores to check on their TV Networks yestersday I was asking about fights and if anyone got killed. Turns out one of my stores someone DID get trampled last year and there were a few fistfights over shopping carts.

Then again, isn't the Christmas holiday season supposed to be about violence? Like I said last year, Tis the Season to be an Asshole!

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[gypsy]

i've always been a Target man

"I Whupped Batman's Ass" Wesley Willis R.I.P

[The Chairman]

Ellzey said Wal-Mart officials called later Friday to ask about her sister, and the store apologized and offered to put a DVD player on hold for her.

gypsy said it best...


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[DJEvelEd]

Every year, I stand near the bargain tables to get my ass grabbed, my balls cupped, my nipples pinched, and my crotch grinded up by some flailing fat bitch. This year had mixed results with my ass getting fingered and a tampon falling out.

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[Katylina]

And they call New Yorkers rude and uncaring...

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[high fly]

While everyone else goes nuts and spends themselves broke and then into massive debt like a bunch of Republicans, I just kick back, relaxed, observing the madness with detached amusement.

You see, when it comes to Christmas, I refuse to participate.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[SatCam]

Paramedics called to the store found VanLester unconscious on top of a DVD player

As pithetic and upsetting this story is, I did laugh when I got to the part where they said they found her huddled over a DVD player. Atleast she got what she came for.

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[JustJon]

Damn, gypsy and Chairman got my fave part, but there's always...



Paramedics called to the store found VanLester unconscious on top of a DVD player


Gee, she already held one herself, she doesn't need them to do it for her

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[newport king]

i've always been a Target

i guess you're a DC area ron and fez fan (subtle sniper joke. cmon funny?)

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