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Arienette
11-26-2003, 08:46 PM
the boyfriend's roommate is away.
we had sex on the floor.

'nuff said.

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FUNKMAN
11-26-2003, 08:49 PM
when i was around 7 i had real itchy feet and one time i rubbed them too hard and too long on the rug... oochy ouch! the next day...



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monsterone
11-26-2003, 08:51 PM
you know what? you can make all these sex related threads, but atleast have the goddamned common courtesy to post pictures. how rude are you?

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Death Metal Moe
11-26-2003, 08:51 PM
On the back? Knees? Chest? Hands?

If you're going to give us such salacious posts, you need to fill in the details for us detail oriented people.

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Arienette
11-26-2003, 08:53 PM
just for you, moe (and i guess funkman, too) - i got it on the tops of my feet. now go ahead and think about that and figure it out for yourself.

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sr71blackbird
11-26-2003, 08:55 PM
the tops? hmmmm. Woof woof!

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Death Metal Moe
11-26-2003, 08:55 PM
i got it on the tops of my feet. now go ahead and think about that and figure it out for yourself.


So he had heavy gloves on? I'm not getting your subtle hints.

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FUNKMAN
11-26-2003, 08:58 PM
i got it on the tops of my feet


their is no end to ADF's imaginative positions in the sex dept. i definitely got to buy you a drink at the next gathering...

and a drink for you to Ari for taking it like a champ!


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Arienette
11-26-2003, 09:00 PM
the tops? hmmmm. Woof woof!actually, no...


damn knee injury

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Tall_James
11-26-2003, 09:01 PM
There's nothing like leaving your swimmers in the shag.


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FUNKMAN
11-26-2003, 09:03 PM
now my 'feetsie' story seems kind of wussie...

i'm gonna go jackoff with some wool gloves

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Death Metal Moe
11-26-2003, 09:04 PM
Maybe he has a foot fetish and wears carpet condoms?

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Justice4all
11-26-2003, 11:05 PM
the boyfriend's roommate is away.
we had sex on the floor.

'nuff said.




A sex post comming from Ari....SHOCKING!

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Jennitalia
11-27-2003, 11:09 AM
i have some old battle scars on my knees from old sexual escapades. they're neat little souveniers

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JustJon
11-27-2003, 06:47 PM
he grabbed you by the wrists and dragged you around the room? I understand this about as well as Moe, I guess.

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The Chairman
11-27-2003, 09:21 PM
My girlfriend is away, spending Thanksgiving with her parents and staying at their place in NYC.

Mine are more local, so I came home after dinner, took the dogs for a walk, and got to page 202 of Robert Hughes' new book on Goya.

Is this how we are supposed to reply? Am I missing something?

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Death Metal Moe
11-27-2003, 09:25 PM
Is this how we are supposed to reply? Am I missing something?


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sexy bastard
11-27-2003, 11:45 PM
the boyfriend's roommate is away.



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Reephdweller
11-28-2003, 03:09 AM
wait...are we talking about the wheelbarrel position?



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Tenbatsuzen
11-28-2003, 09:34 AM
I think we're looking for a Telestrator like they use on Monday Night Football.

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high fly
11-28-2003, 12:42 PM
I want that ARIENETTE some kinda bad!

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shock_poster
11-30-2003, 09:21 PM
This thread rocks. :)

I get rug burns when I have sex too.

Make me a sig :)
Contra
12-03-2003, 10:06 AM
I got rug burn on my knees one time after having sex missonary style on the floor one time. I was so pissed, I kept telling her "IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU!!!"

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Furtherman
12-03-2003, 11:34 AM
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TooCute
12-03-2003, 12:01 PM
oochy ouch!

I think I'm going to start saying this. It's soo cute!

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HAMMERHEAD
12-04-2003, 02:40 PM
I got rug burn so bad once that my knees were bleeding. But I had to finish.
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Johnathan H Christ
12-05-2003, 01:37 PM
i got my rugburn infected by swimming in the ocean. it quadrupled in size. fucking nasty...took a year for the scar to fade away.

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high fly
12-06-2003, 12:18 PM
"...I've got rug burns on my elbows,
She's got-em on her knees..."
---some John Prine song.

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