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mikeyboy
11-26-2003, 10:06 AM
I can't say that I'm familiar with Jared Leto's entire canon of work, but it occurs to me that in every movie I've seen him in, something horrific happens to him.

Fight Club - gets disfigured by a beating from Ed Norton
Panic Room - gets his face burned and gets shot
Requiem for a Dream - due to the ravages of drug addiction, gets arm amputated
Prefontaine - dead (I'm cheating on this one because I haven't seen it, but I know he plays the part of a real life runner who suffers a tragic death)

He's also in a couple of movies that I haven't seen -- American Psycho and Urban Legend -- where it's better than even odds that he ends up dead.

What gives? Does he seek out these roles, or do casting directors and directors like to do horrible things to him?

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ChickenHawk
11-26-2003, 10:08 AM
American Pycho = He gets hacked to death with an axe.


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Furtherman
11-26-2003, 10:09 AM
I guess someone had to worry about Jared Leto.

Maybe he just has that "Look at that guy, I want him dead!" look.

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JustJon
11-26-2003, 10:25 AM
Let's not forget the worst tragedy of all...

Being on My So-Called Life


He was also in The Thin Red Line. I didn't see it, but it is a war movie...

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Bama
11-26-2003, 10:27 AM
I thought My So Called Life was the only thing he was on.

He's not dead is he?

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grlNIN
11-26-2003, 10:38 AM
Nothing is deader than his music career.

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Bama
11-26-2003, 10:55 AM
But he's still alive right? If so, then he's got nothing to complain about. Most has been B-list actors have to die before they get talked about again.

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Tall_James
11-26-2003, 10:56 AM
Hey...at least he isn't Jonathan Brandis.


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grlNIN
11-26-2003, 11:00 AM
Hey...at least he isn't Jonathan Brandis.




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Jennitalia
11-26-2003, 11:11 AM
Let's not forget the worst tragedy of all...

Being on My So-Called Life


jordon catalano was such a dreamboat!!!!

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JustJon
11-26-2003, 11:20 AM
jordon catalano was such a dreamboat!!!!


I wanted to destory something beautiful

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Bama
11-26-2003, 11:23 AM
My girlfriend at the time thought he was dreamy too. I had to let her know that he is gay. Extremely gay.

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TheMojoPin
11-26-2003, 02:21 PM
Don't ride off on that bike!

Come back to Angela!

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EQ
11-26-2003, 02:44 PM
Jared and Cameron Diaz broke up after a year or so of dating.

Does that count as something "Awful for Jared Leto"?
( it doesn't if you don't think she's hot. If you do, then - POOR JARED LETO )





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