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Leadbottom
11-25-2003, 10:40 PM
Who or what REALLY killed Christmas?
FUNKMAN
11-25-2003, 10:41 PM
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Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 10:45 PM
Gotta go with the commercialism.

I don't care what blacks or jews think of Christmas. They can't kill my spirit.

But seeing multimational coporations making billions off Christmas, marketing for months and draining all feeling out of the holiday does it sometimes.

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PanterA
11-25-2003, 10:47 PM
Well Ernest isnt around to save it any longer.

Ya know what I mean Vern?

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Leadbottom
11-25-2003, 10:54 PM
Frosty. Rudolph. The list is endless. We should dump Santa and put up "Happy Birthday" decorations! Jesus rocks!

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Steels
11-25-2003, 11:28 PM
Who or what REALLY killed Christmas?

You grew up. Trust that little kids feel the same way you used to at their age.

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Reephdweller
11-26-2003, 02:37 AM
I think Santa has really let Christmas get to his head, he's not the same colorful jolly chap he used to be...

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JustJon
11-26-2003, 05:26 AM
The Grinch.

And how the fuck would the Jews kill X-Mas? We put your holiday on a cross?

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RocOutWithYACockOUT
11-26-2003, 05:58 AM
The Blacks with "Kwaanza"


Explain how this is so? Kwaanza isn't even on Christmas. It's celebrated the day after Christmas.
What's wrong with Black People coming up with something of their own. Most the Christmas icons are kind of Eurocentric anyway.



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11-26-2003, 05:58 AM
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A.J.
11-26-2003, 06:00 AM
Who or what REALLY killed Christmas?


Getting older. At least that's what did it for me.

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Justice4all
11-26-2003, 06:50 AM
Heat Miser...



COLD MISER!!!!!!

And what really killed Christmas was a man hiding in the bushes with a .22 Carbine rifle and a scope while christmas was pumping gas.....

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11-26-2003, 10:11 AM
Did Baby New Year running away have somthing to do with it?

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11-26-2003, 10:20 AM
The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade


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TheMojoPin
11-26-2003, 02:17 PM
The shooter on the knoll.

Actually, I voted for "you're a cunt-spawn."

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11-26-2003, 02:22 PM
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TheMojoPin
11-26-2003, 02:24 PM
Hey, we're in the cliche college posters thread again.

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zathrus
11-26-2003, 02:43 PM
i would have to say commercialism. department stores (Macy's) started playing christmas music on November 1st.

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TheMojoPin
11-27-2003, 12:54 AM
Like anyone gives a shit about that stupid hippie Jesus.

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newport king
11-27-2003, 08:20 AM
department stores (Macy's) started playing christmas music on November 1st.

blink 102.7 had them beat by like a month. growing up killed it, who really wants to deal with the aggravation every year.

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The Chairman
11-27-2003, 08:57 AM
The choices are ridiculous and I'll spare everyone the erudite spew of a reply.

But as my Mexican friends say:

"Keep the mas in Christmas."




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Crazy Jen
11-27-2003, 09:46 AM
you know what killed Christmas, traditions are gone and what replaced it is standing in long lines for that latest toy

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JohnnyCash
11-27-2003, 10:16 AM
The 23 asshole family members that have to come over for Christmas dinner every year. Those rotten people take all the joy away.

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Johnathan H Christ
11-27-2003, 10:36 AM
being born on christmas kinda killed it for me. i didnt even get to go to the bar when i turned 21. i'll be 25 and i've never been able to go out and do anything. just watching my parents get drunk...as usual.


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