I actually slipped on a banana peel.

[PanterA]

It's true. I was getting out of my work truck today and stepped down on a banana peel not knowing it was there and....WHOOP down goes the mailman!!

I guess it was funny cause the old lady trying to get her social security check was laughin her ass off.

My knee is fuckin hurts and my ass smelled like banana the whole day.

Ahhh laugh at me....just thought I would share.

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[Death Metal Moe]

My knee is fuckin hurts


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[TheGameHHH]

and i thought things like that only happened in cartoons


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[PanterA]

I never thought Moe would sink to a grammer/typo jab.

That's such a hack poster move. I'm disappointed.

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[FUNKMAN]

and don't tell me you can sniff your own ass?
;)

are you thinking you should have reported it to your Manager? just in case you wake up tomorrow with some serious pain you can have it covered under disability...



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[monsterone]

my ass smelled like banana the whole day.



bananas don't exactly have a pungent scent, so how were you/ have someone smelling your ass? you are a wierd dude pants.

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[PanterA]

are you thinking you should have reported it to your Manager? just in case you wake up tomorrow with some serious pain you can have it covered under disability...Ahh I figure I'll just slip on a letter in the office.

bananas don't exactly have a pungent scent, so how were you/ have someone smelling your ass? you are a wierd dude pants.Well I sat on the banana peel for a few minutes to let the pain subside.

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This message was edited by PanterA on 11-26-03 @ 2:34 AM

[FUNKMAN]

Ahh I figure I'll just slip on a letter in the office.


you Da Man!



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[Leadbottom]

Wow man, you better be more careful! You rock my friend!

McHALE!

[Death Metal Moe]

I never thought Moe would sink to a grammer/typo jab.

That's such a hack poster move. I'm disappointed.


This from the 1st Shock Administrator? Please. You paved the way for us all.

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[Death Metal Moe]

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Maybe it was the Jamacian Mafia trying to wack you. You remember that time you bought a half ounce, and there were 2 extra buds in the bag? Well, they remember it too.

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[Furtherman]

This morning I fell through an open man hole cover and I was trapped because a safe broke from its pulley and landed on top of the opening.

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[Hottub]

This morning I fell through an open man hole cover and I was trapped because a safe broke from its pulley and landed on top of the opening.


Then someone tried to shoot me with a shotgun, but luckily I was able to put my finger in the barrel, and it backfired. Leaving him with a blackened face and a ripped shirt.

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[Wormwood]

*more physics defying and witty hyperbole cartoon violence here

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[Tall_James]

You got "banana juice" all over your ass.

I don't even know who you are anymore. Are you moving to Massachusetts now?


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[Furtherman]

Then someone tried to shoot me with a shotgun, but luckily I was able to put my finger in the barrel, and it backfired. Leaving him with a blackened face and a ripped shirt.


Then he started chasing me down the street. When I turned the corner I just grabbed the white stripe in the middle of the road and moved it in front of a giant rock. I was ready to paint a tunnel opening on that rock but he came flying around the corner and hit that rock straight on.

I laughed and then ran away. (http://www.a1freesoundeffects.com/cartoonrun.wav)

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[East Side Dave]

I actually slipped on a banana peel.



You're really a mailman? Can you get me a job? M-mailing letters; not slipping on banana peels. I don't- no, I definitely don't think they pay people for slipping on banana peels.



































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[Hosp]

My knee is fuckin hurts


In Mother Russia, Banana peel slips on you!!!

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And everyone knows that Bobby really likes his bannana juice.

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[Spoil-Sport]

I fell off a cliff and then an anvil landed on my head. My whole body is fuckin hurts

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[EQ]

I was in the desert trying to outsmart this roadrunner.
The delivery from Acme arrived, but somehow the dynamite didn't work, so I tried using my remote-controlled Coyote-Robot ( and it just wouldn't listen to any commands, "HALT", " STOP", )

ANYWAY


Now my knee is fuckin hurts and my ass smelled like banana the whole day.









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[billyio]

Day. You say day you say day you say dayo. I say sue Chiquita Banana. Sue Everybody!

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[Doctor Manhattan]

One time I tripped and fell and my cock accidently went inside this chick. But she was cool with it.

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[silera]

This from the 1st Shock Administrator? Please. You paved the way for us all.


The shock poster's union local was responsible for paving your path?


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[ChickenHawk]

HAhahaha! This story is hilarious. PanterA, you're a cartoon character!
And yesterday, an anvil landed on my head!

Oh, and that smell on PantS' pants... That wasn't from his fall. It was 'cuz of something he was doing earlier that morning. ::wink wink:: ::nudge nudge::


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[silera]

You've got him Chickenhawk. You're a sharp one.

This story was all part of Pantera's plan to become popular and loved. He did not in fact slip on a Banana Peel... THIS WAS NO ACCIDENT!

He carefully laid the banana peel on the street the night before, and staked out the area ALL NIGHT LONG.

He waited, LIKE A HAWK (pun not intended) until the perfect moment, when all the moons aligned and an old lady was there to witness it for the added comedic effect.

Alas, he's been found out.

Good work.



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[IrishAlkey]

It was 'cuz of something he was doing earlier that morning. ::wink wink:: ::nudge nudge::


What?

Sorting the mail?

I don't get it.

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[ChickenHawk]

You've got him Chickenhawk. You're a sharp one.
This story was all part of Pantera's plan to become popular
and loved. He did not in fact slip on a Banana Peel... THIS
WAS NO ACCIDENT!
He carefully laid the banana peel on the street the night
before, and staked out the area ALL NIGHT LONG.
He waited, LIKE A HAWK (pun not intended) until the perfect
moment, when all the moons aligned and an old lady was
there to witness it for the added comedic effect.
Alas, he's been found out.
Good work.
Wait... I'm so confused. When at any point in my previous
post did I say this story wasn't true? I laughed at him, 'cuz
he slipped on a banana peel. That's funny, is it not?
Typically, only cartoons slip on banana peels, so when a
human being does it, it's funny and embarassing. I think
that's why this thread is in the Confessional. So where's this
conspiracy theory shit coming from?



This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 11-26-03 @ 2:22 PM

[IrishAlkey]

You said the 'S' word!

I'm SHOCKED!



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[ChickenHawk]

double

This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 11-26-03 @ 2:32 PM

[JustJon]

hahahahahahahahaha

If you weren't a mod, you'd probably have the greatest mod quote eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevverrrr! But I know you'd change it, ya big meanie.


silera, moon was in the second house.

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[ChickenHawk]

Ahh, I got it. This is all making sense now... I just read the rest of this thread, and it seems someone has managed to interpret this as a "Shock Thread". My first post in this thread was entirely in response to PanterA's story. I hadn't even read beyond the first post, so I didn't realize people were calling this thread "Shocking". That would explain why Silera's got her guard up. Well, sorry, but I didn't even know people were saying this was a "Shock Thread" until now, so my post had nothing to do with it. It was a genuine honest reply, and I was simply making fun of PanterA for slipping on a banana peel. End.


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Yeah, either that or she doesn't like you.

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[PanterA]

O'Doyle Rules!!

BTW the story is true and if you're "shocked" that someone slipped on a banana.....then you need to get out more.

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I wasn't shocked but I agree that most of us need to get out more.

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[Hottub]

My Mod Quote:
My knee is fuckin hurts and my ass smelled like banana the whole day


Fucking classic! LOL

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[ChickenHawk]

Fucking classic! LOL
Are you calling PanterA a liar?


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Looks to me like he is.

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[Hottub]

No, I like the quote.

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[ChickenHawk]

I keed Hottub, I keed!


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[DeltaPin]

I actually slipped on a banana peel.

You should try running with scissors next.

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[Katylina]

How A"peel"ing (http://search.csmonitor.com/durable/2000/02/16/p2s1.htm)

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I guess it was funny cause the old lady trying to get her social security check was laughin her ass off.

Old people have GONE TOO FAR this time.

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[TheMojoPin]

In Mother Russia, Banana peel slips on you!!!

Classic.

In my heaven, PantS is just always shopping in a video store filled with banana peels.

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[zathrus]

oh great!!! another thing i have to worry about while i deliver mail. hope that you are feeling better.

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