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CrazyClare
11-25-2003, 05:18 PM
Quotes so well known that by using them your actually proving how uncool you really are.
"say hello to my little friend"

"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning."

<IMG SRC="http://www.osirusonline.com/crazyclare.gif">
either love me or leave me alone.
Tall_James
11-25-2003, 05:24 PM
"Do I make you horny baby?"


<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james">
Steels
11-25-2003, 05:27 PM
13 inches is a tough load....I won't treat you gently

<Img src=http://members.aol.com/tromatizedtodd/sigpics/steels3.gif>
keithy_19
11-25-2003, 05:28 PM
"Its easy to grin, when you ships comes in. And you got the stock market beat. But a man worthwhile, is a man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in his seat. Ok pookie"

http://members.aol.com/thetoddsterlsp/sigpics/keithbobeefy1.gif

One thing I've never said. I'm truly happy in my heart and in my head...
Tall_James
11-25-2003, 05:33 PM
"Life is like a box of chocolates..."


<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=tall_james">
furie
11-25-2003, 05:34 PM
Charlie don't surf


<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/bod6.gif" height=100 width=300>
DarkHippie
11-25-2003, 05:35 PM
"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentations of their women."
"I'll be back"
"it's not a tumor"
(an arnold trifecta)

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<marquee>"Last night I went running through the screen door of discression, for I woke up from a nightmare that I could not stand to see. You were a-wandering out on the hills of Iowa and you were not thinking of me." Dar Williams "Traveling III (Iowa)"</marquee>
JustJon
11-25-2003, 05:36 PM
"I've got a bad feeling about this..."

"Use the force, Luke" or "May the force be with you"

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Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 05:37 PM
".............the..........."

It's in EVERY MOVIE! Look for it.

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Johnny Fontane
11-25-2003, 05:44 PM
http://www.homevideos.com/photosdramas/street.jpeg

STELLA!!!
CrazyClare
11-25-2003, 05:44 PM
"Do you think im funny? Do i make you laugh? Am i a fucking clown?"

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"

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either love me or leave me alone.
Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 05:46 PM
"I'm Batman"

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!
Johnny Fontane
11-25-2003, 05:47 PM
http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/scarymovies/shining.jpg

HERE'S JOHNNY!!!
mikeyboy
11-25-2003, 05:48 PM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

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Tall_James
11-25-2003, 05:49 PM
"He's a cinderella story..."


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Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 05:53 PM
"I'll get you my pretty! And your little dog too!"

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!
Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 05:56 PM
"I spit...In your general direction!"

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!
Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 05:58 PM
And on the annoying side of Austin Powers, how many assholes did you hear out places doing that SHHHH! and ZIP IT! bits all wrong?

That's why I applied for a hand gun permit.

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<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!
Katylina
11-25-2003, 06:01 PM
Holy rusted metal batman.

<center>
<marquee>I would take it like a champ for Jim Norton. I'm full of freakiness, so give my kat a kiss. My neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack</marquee>
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=katylina">
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<br>
<br>
<b>Thank you to ADF, Fluff, and AG for making certain sigs for me!</b>
Yerdaddy
11-25-2003, 06:42 PM
"I feel the need... the need for speed!" = vomitous since day one

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=bonedaddy5">
TEAR THE BITCH APART!
Melrapuo
11-25-2003, 06:55 PM
http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~mac/aliens/hudson1.jpg

"Game over, man! Game over!"

<img src="http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment/images/apcsigcrap.bmp">

Somebody please help me with touching up my sigs so they don't look like shit.

My Really Crappy Site (http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment)

YANKEES FAN SINCE BIRTH!
mikeyboy
11-25-2003, 07:03 PM
No...wire hangers...ever!

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FUNKMAN
11-25-2003, 07:25 PM
into the mud 'scumqueen'

die you gravy sucking pig

i see your schwartz is as big as mine

may the schwartz be with you

where all the white women at?
<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif">

and when you're bad you die when you die

This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 11-25-03 @ 11:27 PM
Lisa Croft
11-25-2003, 07:26 PM
"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!"
Never funny.

<img src="http://members.aol.com/fezwhatleyfan/lisasig.gif">
Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 07:27 PM
"The 1st rule about Fight Club...."

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!
Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 07:28 PM
"Clint Eastwood? I fucked him! OOO!"

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!

This message was edited by Death_Metal Moe on 11-25-03 @ 11:28 PM
Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 07:30 PM
"Go ahead, Make my day."

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!
Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 07:30 PM
THE ENTIRE SCRIPT FROM JAWS.

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<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!
FUNKMAN
11-25-2003, 07:31 PM
you talking to me?

i heard some things!

<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif">

and when you're bad you die when you die
Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 07:33 PM
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!
Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 07:34 PM
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!
grlNIN
11-25-2003, 07:55 PM
"What-eveeeeeeer"



<br><center><img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=2">
<br><font size=1>Torn backwards but it feels just like progress
As I bear my name to the ground once again</font></center>

This message was edited by grlNIN on 11-25-03 @ 11:56 PM
Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 08:01 PM
"69 DUDE!!!!!!!"

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<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!
grlNIN
11-25-2003, 08:03 PM
Take that back.

<br><center><img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=2">
<br><font size=1>Torn backwards but it feels just like progress
As I bear my name to the ground once again</font></center>
Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 08:04 PM
"Surely you can't be serious!"

"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!
Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 08:06 PM
"Two Weeks."

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!
billyio
11-25-2003, 08:18 PM
"Pop quiz hotshot"

See Ya!
RocOutWithYACockOUT
11-25-2003, 08:45 PM
"GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY PUNK"










http://members.hometown.aol.com/gpigking/myhomepage/rocout.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US
Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 08:48 PM
"Rosebud"

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/dmkh.gif>
<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!
CrazyClare
11-25-2003, 08:56 PM
Houston, we have a problem.

<IMG SRC="http://www.osirusonline.com/crazyclare.gif">
either love me or leave me alone.
Steels
11-25-2003, 09:27 PM
Blue Horseshoe loves Anacot Steel

<Img src=http://members.aol.com/tromatizedtodd/sigpics/steels3.gif>
FUNKMAN
11-25-2003, 09:39 PM
MILF!!!!!

in She's The One:

son: "but dad, you don't even believe in God"

dad: "yeah but that doesn't mean i stopped being a good Catholic"

<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif">

and when you're bad you die when you die
monsterone
11-25-2003, 09:41 PM
i see dead people

<center><IMG SRC="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=monsterone01"></center>

<center>you bunch of jackalopes</center>
FUNKMAN
11-25-2003, 09:56 PM
"mow, mow" slap "mow"

"three bullets, three"

<img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/funkman.gif">

and when you're bad you die when you die
Gmann
11-25-2003, 10:04 PM
TWO DOLLARS!!
zoom2457
11-26-2003, 05:43 AM
"Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you stronger"

I know its Nietzsche, but it was in a movie. I thought it was a cool line, until I saw some complete tool use it.

"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"
mikeyboy
11-26-2003, 05:47 AM
E.T, phone home.

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A.J.
11-26-2003, 05:51 AM
"I'm an excellent driver."




<IMG SRC="http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/ajdcsig.jpg">
A Skidmark production.

Red Sox Nation
Freakshow
11-26-2003, 05:58 AM
Not quite there yet, but getting very close:

You're my boy, Blue!



Look, Marge, you don't know what it's like. _I'm_ the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! _You're_ out of order. The whole freaking _system_ is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown.


<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/monkey.jpg>
<BR>
Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.
Furtherman
11-26-2003, 06:01 AM
Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.


<IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=7">
...with thanks to JustJon
StupidGirlllll
11-26-2003, 06:06 AM
WATER

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/3646846f.jpg
A.J.
11-26-2003, 06:17 AM
WATER

"The Miracle Worker"?

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A Skidmark production.

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mikeyboy
11-26-2003, 06:18 AM
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

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StupidGirlllll
11-26-2003, 06:20 AM
"The Miracle Worker"?


No "Paid In Full"

"Good Day Sir"

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/3646846f.jpg

This message was edited by StupidGirlllll on 11-26-03 @ 10:21 AM
East Side Dave
11-26-2003, 06:26 AM
"Fuck!"

<img src=http://www.richstillwell.com/ESD.gif>
Big Ass Mafia
A.J.
11-26-2003, 06:27 AM
No "Paid In Full"

Oh. I thought you were referring to that part in The Miracle Worker when the mute Helen Keller (Patty Duke) tries to say the word "water".

I'm going to hell for that.

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Gmann
11-26-2003, 06:34 AM
DRY LAND IS NOT A MYTH!!
Spoil-Sport
11-26-2003, 06:39 AM
I'm too old for this shit

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<a href=http://www.spoil-sports.com>www.spoil-sports.com</a>
Hosp
11-26-2003, 06:41 AM
"These are not the droids you are looking for" (Include hand wave)

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."

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Hosp
11-26-2003, 06:41 AM
SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!

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SuperClerk
11-26-2003, 06:45 AM
I'm not even supposed to be here today.

<IMG SRC="http://home.comcast.net/~wwfallon/RFnetSuperClerk.jpg">
Another WWFallon joint
Hosp
11-26-2003, 06:46 AM
But you said it was a good size?

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SuperClerk
11-26-2003, 06:49 AM
Vegas baby, Vegas.

<IMG SRC="http://home.comcast.net/~wwfallon/RFnetSuperClerk.jpg">
Another WWFallon joint
mikeyboy
11-26-2003, 06:49 AM
We're on a mission from God.

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Gmann
11-26-2003, 06:53 AM
Degs? Ya like degs ??
Freakshow
11-26-2003, 06:56 AM
Want to touch the Heiny


<img src=http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/happygilmorehappy11.jpg>

<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/monkey.jpg>
<BR>
I'm cold and there are wolves after me.
mothershucker
11-26-2003, 07:05 AM
Excuse me while I whip this out...............

and how no one has said a word about this is mind blowing.......

Cliche move quotes


Ummm, try to spell the main word in your thread title correct, eh?

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker
A.J.
11-26-2003, 07:10 AM
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son."


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A Skidmark production.

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Hosp
11-26-2003, 07:11 AM
Yeah, but you know, we simple guys let hot chicks get away with everything. So hot chick rule out weighs mocking bad typing rule.

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!

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CrazyClare
11-26-2003, 07:30 AM
The only thing thats wrong with the spelling is the lack of an accent (or whatever the French call it) over the e. Ill spell Clechay any goddamn way I want to. You gotta a problem with it then take your bisnesz elsware.
<IMG SRC="http://www.osirusonline.com/crazyclare.gif">
either love me or leave me alone.

This message was edited by CrazyClare on 11-26-03 @ 11:38 AM
Gmann
11-26-2003, 07:59 AM
ooooooh....she went all ebonics on yo ass



oh...and my quote :

IM SMART!!!
mikeyboy
11-26-2003, 08:41 AM
Clare -

I think he was taking issue with your spelling of the word "movie".


mothershucker -

Don't be that guy.

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DJEvelEd
11-26-2003, 08:53 AM
"You have soiled the sanctity of my home! YOU ARE THE MOTHERF%#*&%# ANTICHRIST!!!"

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Hottub
11-26-2003, 09:01 AM
"OK, then."

http://siebert.home.att.net/coolhomersig.gif

"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"

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mikeyboy
11-26-2003, 09:21 AM
"You had me at hello."

"Houston, we have a problem."

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Hosp
11-26-2003, 09:37 AM
Bond; James Bond.

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zoom2457
11-26-2003, 10:36 AM
The only thing thats wrong with the spelling is the lack of an accent (or whatever the French call it) over the e. Ill spell Clechay any goddamn way I want to. You gotta a problem with it then take your bisnesz elsware.



I think he was taking issue with your spelling of the word "movie".


HA, HA!!!!!

"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"
Freebird
11-26-2003, 11:24 AM
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

-----------------------------
Now I'm starving

I'm about to turn it up a notch!
pennington
11-26-2003, 02:55 PM
"What we have here, is failure to communicate."
Mike Teacher
11-26-2003, 03:47 PM
Game Over, Man! Game Over! We're Fucked!

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Reephdweller
11-26-2003, 03:59 PM
"I'm talking about the nonsensical ravings of a lunatic mind"

"HEARTS AND KIDNEYS ARE TINKER TOYS!!!!!!!"

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<B>Horde King Forever!! <strike>The Oracle Never!!</strike></B></center>
<font size="1" color="red">
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done</marquee> </font>
Hottub
11-26-2003, 04:20 PM
]


Adrian!!!!
NOOOOOO!
You have 30 seconds to move your vehicle
You just FUCKED with the wrong guy.



http://siebert.home.att.net/coolhomersig.gif

"Ahh, Beer. The cause of, and answer to all of life's problems"

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CrazyClare
11-26-2003, 06:57 PM
i have no idea what your talking about. I have to go take my medication. no seriously.

<IMG SRC="http://www.osirusonline.com/crazyclare.gif">
either love me or leave me alone.
CrazyClare
11-26-2003, 06:57 PM
alrighty then

<IMG SRC="http://www.osirusonline.com/crazyclare.gif">
either love me or leave me alone.
Gmann
11-26-2003, 06:59 PM
some motherfuckers always trying to ice skate up hill
pennington
11-27-2003, 06:10 AM
LIFE! Give my creation LIFE!
newport king
11-27-2003, 07:53 AM
try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot.

~another newport king joint~
Doogie
11-27-2003, 08:22 AM
"I am here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I am all out of bubblegum..."

"Bring out the gimp..."

"Get busy living, or get busy dying"

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DJEvelEd
11-29-2003, 06:32 AM
"You're not gonna shit right for a week!"
- (Santa fucking the fat whore in the fitting room)

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May 1000 Kamel Kocks With Krusty Kankers Konstantly Karess Your Kooze Kovered Kunt Korroding It With Kreamed Kum - (Old Arabic Blessing)
FUNKMAN
11-29-2003, 06:47 AM
it is alive!

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and when you're bad you die when you die
high fly
11-29-2003, 08:03 AM
It's quiet out there.


Too quiet.






" and they ask me why I drink"
Arienette
11-29-2003, 08:18 AM
"here's looking at you, kid."
"nobody puts baby in the corner."
"choose life."

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ChuckD
11-30-2003, 07:59 PM
"Are you a man?" "...No.." "Are you a dog?" "...No..." "Well then, what are you?" "I'm a Mog...i'm my own best friend!"
FUNKMAN
11-30-2003, 08:13 PM
and away we go

bang zoom straight to the moon

cause i have a BIGGGGGG MOOOOOUUUTH!

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high fly
12-01-2003, 12:17 PM
"How about some more beans, Mr. Taggart?"

" and they ask me why I drink"
Hosp
12-01-2003, 12:57 PM
"Inconceivable!"

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