i shaved my head last night

[uncleryan]

Well i finally did it. I took the clippers and i took it all off. I was suffering from white mans disease (balding) now im cleaned shaven and i feel great. No more wearing hats. No more spending $15 on haircuts. No more combovers. And i've actually gotten a lot of compliments. Well my boss said i looked like Woody Harrelson in Natural Born Killers, not really a compliment. I like to think of myself as a Olympic gold winning swimmer. I recomend the good ol shave to anyone with a decent shaped dome and some cool facial hair to give it a try. I feel like a brand new person.

ATTACK OF THE BALD HEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[East Side Dave]

I'd try it but I don't have clippers. Will- will you come over and shave me, Uncle Brian?

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[furie]

the last vacation I took, a bunch of my friends and I went to Miami. While there, one of my friends decided to shave off his long hair. We didn't have much to work with, so we used my moustache/beard trimmer. Took forever. we took turns. In the end, it didn't shave him bald, just really close. So with his long pointy beard, he looked like Emperor Ming from the wedding scene.


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[TheGameHHH]

I've been shaving my head for like 8 years now, its the only way to go. I dont go totally bald, I shave it at a 1 and a half. Actually my hair is mad long now, it's time for a cut soon.


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[Arienette]

I was suffering from white mans disease (balding) black men bald, too.

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[East Side Dave]

Karl Malone is very handsome. I'm just saying. And to prove my indifference sexually to the man I've kept the little picture at the top (or as we call it in the biz the topic icon)as the piece of paper.

I had to edit this post because I left out a parenthese. And we must be thorough. Like that guy. George Thorogood.
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This message was edited by East Side Dave on 11-24-03 @ 6:45 PM

[Fallon]

Well my boss said i looked like Woody Harrelson in Natural Born Killers
Nah, you look more like him in Anger Management.

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[FUNKMAN]

i thought melons were out of season?
;)

it's what's on the inside that counts...

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

black men bald, too.


True, but it took a while before it was acceptable for white guys to shave their heads. There was a comedian (maybe Dave Attel???) who once said something to the effect that black guys who shaved their heads looked cool. White guys, on the other hand, who shaved their heads looked terminal. Now you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a shaved white guy. With a goatee.

I happen to dig the shaved white guy. With the goatee. :)

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[newport king]

i shaved my head once, i had weird bumps and blotches on my head like gorbachev, man old age is gonna suck. i know all the teenagers will point and laugh at me when i'm a senior citizen sipping my coffee at mcdonalds. just me and my blotches.

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[ADF]

Maybe you could change your name to Uncle Fester.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

Now you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a shaved white guy. With a goatee.


how do you hit someone with a goatee?!?!? You're talking esperanto, like some language twins speak....

This message was edited by shamus mcfitzy on 11-24-03 @ 9:51 PM

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

how do you hit someone with a goatee?!?!? You're talking esperanto, like some language twins speak....


You read that all wrong.

I'm an editor. I know what I'm doing.

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[sr71blackbird]

I love shaving my head, I wake up, throw on a shirt and pants. Done

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