i learned it from watching u

[uncleryan]

i think those anti drug commercials were so funny. When the dad comes in and asks his son "Who taught you about this stuff" then the kid explodes "I learned it from watching you"
I learned how to scratch my balls from watching my dad

[Hottub]

There is nothing funny abot the use of illegal drugs.

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[A.J.]

Except when a repeat offender dies from swallowing a bag of weed.

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[Furtherman]

I made a commerical in college based off that spot. Instead of drugs, it was knitting. The dad found a knitted scarf with spools of threads and knitting needles. The tagline was "Get your kids off the needle". I got an A. It was just too easy.


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[Mike Teacher]

There is nothing funny abot the use of illegal drugs.


Can we do funny stuff on the legal drugs that kill tens of thousands yearly?

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There is nothing funny abot the use of illegal drugs.


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[Bama]

Those are the funniest commercials. They are 100x funnier when you are stoned.

I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!

Haha, puff puff, give.

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[phixion]

Can we do funny stuff on the legal drugs that kill tens of thousands yearly?


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[billyio]

I always laughed at that look on the father's face after he was told off. He had that sad regretful look or the look of a nicely glazed junkie thinking, "so, ya got any"?



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[uncleryan]

have you guys seen the newest one of the two kids in the parents study. And one kid is playing with a gun as there smoking from a bong and BAM the kid blows his head off.

[Furtherman]

Yea, I laughed my ass off when I saw that. I'm not sure that is effective.

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[TheGameHHH]

I wish i learned how to smoke pot from my dad, we could have so much more to bond about now. Even though we're pretty close as it is, it would still rock to have that as well


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[Mike Teacher]

Yea, I laughed my ass off when I saw that. I'm not sure that is effective.


Oh, I am absolutely sure they are effective.

Sadly, the effect is further cognitive dissonance; of seeing commercials suggesting that marijuana will do the most evil of things; whilst throwing commercial after commercial at us telling, not suggesting, that the cure for our ills, be they sinuses, or mood, or trick knee, can be solved with pills.

Or the cognitive dissonance of Front Page Cover stories of drug use by athletes, celebs, pols, etc. whilst having the vodka and scotch ads on the very oher side of that cover.

Or being told how bad booze is in your DARE class and then going to see a Concert or Game at Giants Stadium where the beer ads, banners, logo cups, etc. are tough to avoid given they are every ten feet...

"I Learned it from You" Indeed!!!

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[shamus mcfitzy]

i think that i learned how to piss standing up wrong from my dad. I never used the hole in briefs and didn't really realize i was doing something wrong until like 15. I curse my father everyday.....

[sr71blackbird]

whilst


Yesterday it was "faecies" now its ''whilst''. Whatcha readin'?
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[high fly]

There is nothing funny about the use of illegal drugs


Sometimes, I've laughed so hard, for so long, that my face hurt.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[newport king]

i never used the hole in briefs and didn't really realize i was doing something wrong until like 15

are you fucking serious? i just kinda flopped it over when it was time to go i didnt know that thing actually served a purpose.

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[Katylina]

I always preferred the classic, "This is your brain on drugs," commercial. Oh yeah, and, "I'm not a chicken-- you're a turkey!"

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[newport king]

i like the one with the guy running and the little kids voice is saying when i grow up i want to be a track star, then a cop grabs the guy from behind and he falls down and the scary voice over is like "no one ever says i want to be a junkie when i grow up"

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[The_H_Goddess]

Lately, on WJFK they have been playing these lame drunk driving spots..... ' Dum Dum DUUUM- Drunk Driving is NOT worth it' some crap like that. Anyway, this one clip is of a chick with a corny-bad, valley girl accent, saying things like ' My boyfriend and I got stopped at one of those drunk driving checkpoints, and he TOTALLY blew it, and I had to drive home, we are SO OVER'
LAME LAME LAME!!! If your boyfriend was so fucking drunk he got busted, what does that say about YOU getting in the damn car and LETTING him drive??? What happened to that 'Friends don't let friends' bullshit??? Waste of air time!

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[Mike Teacher]

Yesterday it was "faecies" now its ''whilst''. Whatcha readin'?


It's a valid point. Most of my correspondense in the last ten weeks involved a group of about 60 people on a 10 week course. And from all over the globe; I mean everywhere.

So; I get:

Whilst
Practise
Behaviour and others...

and most use the fact that I am typing this at 2327 24 Nov 03. [Edit: 12 hour time is actually a bit confusing for me now; 24 is SO much easier, especially when juggling schedules with people around the globe]

and others so often that they seem 'right' if not colorful. weird.

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[Furtherman]

Have you seen the new one where the little kid is walking out to the pool with a raft, and as he kicks the raft into the pool a voice says "Just don't tell his parents you were getting high when you should have been watching him".

Not funny. Very effective.

If you are getting high. Lock the kid in a closet.

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[zoom2457]

Do you guys remember the one back in the late 70's early 80's???

The voice over is a kid talking about how he and his friend only did this one drug because it was his friend's b-day. And they just wanted to have a good time. And how they never did it before that night.

The camera pans around to show the guy was talking in his friend's hospital room as his friend is comatose and on life support.

And finally the screen reads something like "It only takes just one time..."



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[Mike Teacher]

For all those ads, another problem is the fact that there Are drugs out there that can Kill you quite effectively the very first time you use them.

It's very rare with coke; but Len Bias showed the electro-chemical pathways can be disrupted to the point where your heart goes ape and you die. First time. [Edit: I know it wasnt the very first time there, I'm saying it's a possibility.]

Huffing stuff has killed quite a few the very first time. Some nasty nasty stuff out there; christ we had a kid die huffing fucking freon.

Plenty more I dont have to list...

How to tell of these things?

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[FUNKMAN]

Have you seen the new one where the little kid is walking out to the pool with a raft, and as he kicks the raft into the pool a voice says "Just don't tell his parents you were getting high when you should have been watching him".


saw that just yesterday and i agree, it's more effective than any others i've seen...

guess that's why you have to drain your pool before getting high...

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[JustJon]

This one is only a few years old, but...

girl starts like the old brain on drugs frying pan ad, then starts swinging the pan around the kitchen smashing stuff.

Rachel Leigh Cook was so hot in that.

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[Late2party]

How to tell of these things?

Start by telling the truth. The cognitive dissonance I experienced when I realized the Drug Warriors had been lying to me all along about weed made me angry enough to discard the rest of what they said as bullshit too...

"Just don't tell his parents you were getting high"... or surfing porn, actually beating your meat, taking a dump, taking a nap, playing a fucking video game, whatever -- doing anything but what you SHOULD have been doing: watching their brat.

"Drug money goes to terrorists" ...so does tax money: <a href='http://www.montanaforum.com/rednews/2003/10/07/build/accountability/us-hamas.php?nnn=4' target=blank> Hamas got FBI funding in sting operation </a>

Information as opposed to propaganda would go a long way here. Maybe these ad campaigns would even have their intended effect, instead of being the jokes that they are.

I mean, really. Aren't the Drug Warriors even a LITTLE bit embarrassed by Reefer Madness? They should be as embarrassed by dreck like "this is your mind on drugs". WHICH drugs? Prozac?

[zoom2457]

I saw one the other night that showed a mother punishing her son because he tried weed once. He wasn't allowed video games, the phone, the radio, the tv, etc. Then it shows his friends offering him weed again and he goes, "I don't wanna get punished again, so no!!!"

btw, I feel that I almost died doing weed. I guess I dragged too much smoke in my lungs and then I couldn't breathe. It was like the smoke was stuck and no air could get in or out. That was some scary shit. Unfortunately, that didn't deter me.

"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"

[newport king]

i like one of the newer ones, its a car full of kids at a drive thru and te smoke is pouring out of the car like a cheech and chong movie and they do it like 5 times and on the fifth one he floors it and it cuts out just as a girl on a pink bike is about to get hit. that one is pretty cool.

~another newport king joint~

[high fly]

This being the Old School and all, I remember a great drug film that showed young cats tripping on acid running out on the highway trying to stop speeding autos and trying to fly off rooftops.
At the end, Art Linkletter came on to talk about his kid and ruined all the fun...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Mike Teacher]

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[high fly]

(edit) Had to delete a reply to MIKE, now that he deleted his message above.

The military used to have some great anti-drug films. There was one of a sailor who came off liberty where he'd dropped acid.
There he is in the control center on an aircraft carrier, operating a radar. Planes are landing and taking off to go bomb some Congs or something, when he has a flashback and all the flashing, blinking lights melt and expand and vibrate in this beautiful psychedelic stew that just made one want to try the stuff as soon as possible.

" and they ask me why I drink"

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[Mike Teacher]

Actually instead of deleting it; since the article on the Afghani Poppy Explosion seemed interesting, I threw it to a new thread. Maybe I'm wrong on the 'interesting' part.

PS: Every single time I write Poppy it comes out Poopy and I have to go back and change. It's true, and all bad puns noted.

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[high fly]

...so the guy on the aircraft carrier goes berzerk and starts a-flailing away at imaginary bats flying around his head or something.
By now the psychedelic special effects are going full blast and we're all amazed that you could get drugs that could do this to you for only a few bucks.
MPs come rushing into the bridge and haul off the sailor having the flashback and luckily there is another radar operator right there to slide into his seat so landing/launching operations can continue unabated (I guess the Nay-vee back then wanted us to believe that even if sailors did acid, they had a backup plan ready to go if one had a flashback, so America was safe).
Films like that would leave the whole classroom in silent awe as the reel ended with the film flapping around the reel.
Our first thought was to find a way to get some of that LSD, immediately!


(edit) Yeah, MIKE, it's interesting.
And poopy/poppy? That's some good shit.


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This message was edited by high fly on 11-30-03 @ 3:04 PM