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ChickenHawk

11-23-2003, 02:00 PM

After reading THIS ARTICLE (http://dailytelegraph.news.com.au/story.jsp?sectionid=1260&storyid=534904), it's pretty apparent that Michael Jackson is finally done for. After years of tyranny and molestation on the Neverland Ranch, it appears that Michael's reign of terror has finally crumbled. The people of the Neverland Ranch are now free, but a solid government is still not in place. Jackson is not only inevitably on his way to a LONG OVERDUE prison sentence, but he is in some heavy financial turmoil. What do you think should be done with the soon to be FORMER Neverland Ranch? I have 2 proposals:

1) Carpet bomb it.
2) Take advantage of its vast oil wells.

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Bama

11-23-2003, 02:02 PM

Definitely bomb it. That's the only way to make it safe for democracy.

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monsterone

11-23-2003, 02:04 PM

it would only be appropriate to turn it into a catholic church

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FUNKMAN

11-23-2003, 02:15 PM

turn it into a prison for 'idiot parents' who let their children sleepover places with someone who paid millions of dollars to stop a 'child molestation' case from going to court...

these parents are to be tortured 3x's daily by angry horny monkeys...

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grlNIN

11-23-2003, 02:55 PM

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TheMojoPin

11-23-2003, 06:39 PM

Give the inspectors more time, you bloodthirsty fucks.

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SatCam

11-24-2003, 02:07 PM

We've already found the WMD, and he's in Las Vegas at the moment.

And giving a 12 year old boy a pet name? what the fuck?

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SatCam

11-24-2003, 02:11 PM

"Gavin... ...admitted having shared a bed with the singer -- over a long period."

eewwwwwww

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Mike Teacher

11-24-2003, 02:15 PM

its the god damned UN again.

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Bama

11-24-2003, 08:49 PM

I heard the people of Neverland burned an American flag today.

Bomb them.

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ChickenHawk

11-24-2003, 09:30 PM

BREAKING NEWS!

This just in, from the capital of the Neverland Ranch... The main statue of Michael Jackson has been toppled! I repeat: Michael Jackson's statue has been TOPPLED by the people of the Neverland Ranch with the help of coalition forces!

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Bama

11-24-2003, 09:32 PM

TAKE THAT YOU LIBERAL FUCKERS!!!!

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golfcourseguy

11-25-2003, 03:11 AM

How long before the looted art
shows up on eBay?

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sr71blackbird

11-25-2003, 03:54 AM

what exactly was the "rubba rubba" game anyway?
You rubba me here and I rubba you there?

as for the house?
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A.J.

11-25-2003, 05:09 AM

Give the inspectors more time, you bloodthirsty fucks.

I heard they found aluminum rods at Neverland -- but THESE weren't for making nukes.

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FUNKMAN

11-25-2003, 05:20 AM

i heard the kid went home and the parents found a nose in his pants....

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zoom2457

11-25-2003, 06:08 AM

Burn it down and salt the earth.

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AppleBoy

11-25-2003, 02:24 PM

Future home of the RF.net compound.

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SatCam

11-25-2003, 04:05 PM

What has 18 balls and a little hair?
A slumber party at Michael's house.

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