i shat in the shower [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

uncleryan

11-23-2003, 08:02 AM

i was suffering with some really bad diahrea. I was on the toilet for about 30 minutes and i had to get ready for work. i was already running behind (no pun intended). Anyway when i got in the shower i could feel it coming on again. Since it wasnt solid by any means i just kinda leaned over the drain like it was a toilet and well the rest is history.............It don't make me a bad person!

Johnny Fontane

11-23-2003, 08:22 AM

::shudder::

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HBox

11-23-2003, 08:35 AM

I don't know about anybody else, but I am completely and thoroughly SHOCKED!!!!!

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reeshy

11-23-2003, 08:55 AM

I think you should go away now!!!!

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FUNKMAN

11-23-2003, 09:05 AM

wouldn't want to be your plumber...

at least you didn't do it while taking a bath...

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DJEvelEd

11-23-2003, 09:10 AM

I hate when I have to do that. Sometimes the chunks won't go through the drain no matter how much hot water you put on it. I use my big toe to help it along. It's a great way to save water/time in the morning. Carry on!

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golfcourseguy

11-23-2003, 11:57 AM

Gloriosky! Good thing those buns weren't in the toaster oven.

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JohnnyCash

11-23-2003, 12:06 PM

Please go away forever.

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Bama

11-23-2003, 01:58 PM

Let he who has not taken a dump in the shower and posted about it on a message board cast the first stone.

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ChickenHawk

11-23-2003, 02:04 PM

Let he who has not taken a dump in the shower and posted about it on a message board cast the first stone.
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FUNKMAN

11-23-2003, 02:07 PM

ditto

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Bama

11-23-2003, 02:10 PM

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt boys.

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DJEvelEd

11-23-2003, 02:18 PM

ditto

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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt boys.

It only takes a small oozing chunk to be considered shitting. Even soaping up your finger and cleaning out your asshole is considered shitting if enough comes out on your finger.

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FUNKMAN

11-23-2003, 02:23 PM

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DJEvelEd

11-23-2003, 02:27 PM

Once the shit got stuck in a wad of long hair so I had to clean the drain. I didn't mind touching my own faeces but someone else's hair mixed with my faeces was gross.

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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 11-23-03 @ 6:28 PM

Bama

11-23-2003, 02:30 PM

DJE, you frighten me.

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keithy_19

11-23-2003, 02:53 PM

And what did you do when you got to work? Shit in the water fountain?

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sr71blackbird

11-23-2003, 04:48 PM

I didn't mind touching my own faeces

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Justice4all

11-23-2003, 06:13 PM

Remind me NEVER to shake your hands again when there is a get together.

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11-23-2003, 07:35 PM

Terrible.

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ADF

11-24-2003, 02:25 PM

You shat the shower, but did you shat the deputy?

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Furtherman

11-24-2003, 02:28 PM

ADF, that is the shit.

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high fly

11-24-2003, 03:53 PM

It's fun dropping "shat", isn't it?

Gimme five.

uhhh, on second thought...

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shamus mcfitzy

11-24-2003, 04:00 PM

i shat in the shower

well you shant shat in the shower. It's just not right!!!!

and i say without this thread we would've been deprived of some humor, so screw you guys.

high fly

11-24-2003, 04:39 PM

I shat the sheriff

but I did not shit the deputy.

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