What Celebrity Needs A Punch In The Face?

[The Blowhard]

Damn, that smug Bryant Gumbel irks me.

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[Captain Rooster]

Tom Cruise

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[lil chicklet]

i don't know about the celebrity part, but i'd like to punch Al Dukes square in the teeth.

i have a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell

[Captain Rooster]

Don + Mike

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[lil chicklet]

and Freida

i have a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell

[Sheeplovr]

TOM HANKS
how come he was so cool and now he's a faggot

Miceal Keaton
how come batman 1 and 2 rules and beatlegues rules but everything else sucks




can my thing under sheeplovr be master of the c.l.i.t. for like a week then im back to BAAAH and im still number 333 its the way to be

[Beer Bishop]

Lars Ulrich

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. -- Homer Simpson

[The Blowhard]

Alec Baldwin, with brass knuckles.

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[sunndoggy8]

Eminem.

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[erinmoran]

the most obvious choice..Scott Baio..cause he a who-are.
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[Gvac]

Martin Sheen. Christ, that man galls me. Sanctimonious, holier-than-thou piece of shit.

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[girl germs]

<i>"What Celebrity Needs A Punch In The Face?"</i>

all of them.

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[TomPoo]

Tara Reid

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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[erinmoran]

That big fat planet Al Sharpton.

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[ChildofFez]

probably Steven Hawkins Man theres just something about that guy that just makes me want to hurt him maybe its the tone of voice he uses but I so want to knock him out.
(...and yes hitting people with disabilities is funny i find.)

"Oh you sick bastard.."-Ron

[reeshy]

I would love to rearrange Regis Philbins face for free.
That sanctimonious asshole drives me up the wall everytime he says "Is that your final answer?" I'm waiting for someone to jump up, grab him by his designer tie and scream" yes it is you fucking asshole-now give me my damn money"

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[JimBeam]

Geez, I could go on for days, but here's just a few ( I'll try not to reiterate any that have already been said, for example Tom Hanks ), in no particular order :

Jennifer Lopez
Destiny's Child
Mariah Carey
All of those Rollie Polley Little League guys from the Bronx.
Calista Flockhart
Hillary Swank
Mike Lupica


I do have balls !!!

[Thunderlips]

So many celebs, so little flesh on my knuckles...

Jennifer Lopez
Christine Aguilera
Freddie Prinze, Jr.
Camryn Mannheim
Any fashion model, male or female
Any New York Yankee, even the ones with prostate cancer
Carrot Top



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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Angelina Jolie needs to be bitch slapped!

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[mark]

Look in the mirror then throw a right cross but then again we could hardly consider you a celebrity COULD WE?

SEE YA DONT WANNA BE YA

[mark]

SORRY Erin Moran look at previous post.im still new at this but i dig it.

SEE YA DONT WANNA BE YA

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Tom Skerritt creeps me out. Am
I alone in this?

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[Fallon]

Anybody that doesn't like "oolong the bunny".

I have IM'd <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=52&Topic=3363&RequestTimeout=9000">that thread</a> to a bunch of people. :)

Also anyone who doesn't like Kevin Smith movies.

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[The Blowhard]

Aaliyah...wait a minute, maybe not!

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[JimBeam]

After watching some more grueling MTV ( I don't know why I do it to myself ) I came up with a few more in the " music " field :

Ananda Lewis ( not sure if thats the spelling, but none the less she needs to be set on fire and put out with a sledgehammer ).
All the scabs from that Moulon Rouge video.
That annoying raspy voiced chick who hosts the Top 20 on VH1 ( that chick asks the stupidest questions)
Sway ( that barely understandable hood-rat, that does the news breaks for MTV )
Gwen Stefani ( I used to think she was hot, but she just wore me down with those ridiculous get-ups she's wearing )
I'll have more soon ... I'm sure of it.


I have balls !!!

[IkeaBoy]

* Rosie O'Donnell
* Barbara Streisand
* Howard Stern
* Carson Daly
* Julie Chen
* I would say Britney Spears but I think she's on the verge of snapping. I don't think she wants to be Miss Perfect Girl anymore. And, quite possibly, she might come out as a lesbian sooner than you think.

And strangely, I have nothing against Alec Baldwin. I find him a good actor and pretty damn charismatic. And Sheen hasn't been cool since he came out of mud with a machete in one hand and a mission in another.

"Nothing can kill The Grimace"

[The Blowhard]

Bill Maher needs a haymaker in the nose.


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[IkeaBoy]

Bill DOES need to be punched. Though I often agree with what he says sometimes he's retarded like when he says he refuses to watch The Simpsons because The Simpsons is a cartoon and cartoons are only for children.

"Nothing can kill The Grimace"

[skullcrush]

.Jennifer Lopez,
Destiny's Child,
Mariah Carey,Tara Reid,Gwen Stefani,Angelina Joliethis went from the celebritys i wanna punch on the face too the celebritys i really wanna have sex with.i got one,jay morh.(i wanna punch him,not pork him)

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[The Blowhard]

Hey Skull, imagine punching JLo in the ass? I say "up to the elbow"!

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[Captain Rooster]

...imagine punching JLo in the ass? I say "up to the elbow"!

Heckler...you have scarred my fragile mind with that friggin' image!
but I love to hate it...for the record...I say it would be up to the shoulder!

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This message was edited by LTRooster on 8-30-01 @ 5:18 PM

[skullcrush]

i say up too my face the way i would wear that ass like a feedbag.

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[Captain Rooster]

SKULLCRUSH/Heckler...ok maybe you could use Jlo as a feedbag ...but I think Beyonce from Destiny's Child might be too Bootylicious for ya my brotha

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"Why punch me in the face when you can punch me in the ass!"

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[JimBeam]

Dude whats with those draws Lopez is wearing in that pic ??
Those look like old women's panties.


I have balls !!!

[Captain Rooster]

TOP!
I love this F'n thread!


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[JimBeam]

After just reading a Maxim article about Kirsten Dunst ( and a few weeks ago being forced to watch " Bring It On " with my g/f ) I realized she needs her jaw re-adjusted as well.
In the article she makes comments that are very smug.
She says something like she won't do teenie movies anymore with people like the stars of Dawson's Creek.
Also says that she turned down a part in " American Beauty " because there was no way she was kissing Kevin Spacey.
She really sounds bitchy when she says something like " Can you imagine me naked with rose petals on me ?? I dont think so !! "
What a c*nt !!
I hope she gets the Plague.
Katie Holmes would whip her ass !!

I have balls !!!

[The Blowhard]

Sarah Jessica Parker gives me the creeps. I would never hit a woman, maybe I would just shave her ass and let her walk backwards.

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[skullcrush]

I would never hit a woman
heckler,dont knock it until you tried it.

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[IkeaBoy]

I think Kirsten Dunst is incredibly hot and a good actress and I haven't read an interview with her (I don't really care what she has to say) but I can believe she's a cunt. I wouldn't punch her unless she was into it.

Destiny's Child on the other hand I'd smack the shit out of those no talent whores.

"Nothing can kill The Grimace"

This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 9-1-01 @ 11:38 AM

[JimBeam]

Ikea,

There are plenty of hot women out there, but thats not to say they dont need a Dirty Sanchez or a Donkey Punch now and again.
I will never confuse wanting to sleep with a hot chick and her needing a kick to the teeth.
The way I look at it there are millions of hot chicks that DONT need to " put in line ", so why not slap the shit out of all the ones that are so deserving ??
Heckler :

Ditto on SJP. She's a freak.
Thats one of only a few things I've ever hear Don & Mike say that they hated her too. Plus those fags O&A gave in that one time they were raggin' on her and she called up and they were nice. Homos.
She is freakish looking and I think that tumor on her chin will eventaully swallow her whole miseradble mug ( yes, even that huge nose ).
But she does have a nice body.
Maybe if we cut her head off ??
And I wouldnt hit a woman, it said they needed a punch, thought one guy was gonna take all the requests.


I have balls !!!

[skullcrush]

But she does have a nice body.

yes she does if you like no tits,no ass and the curves of a 8 year old boy on a women.

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[girl germs]

dOodS, LiKE rIGht On! iNSulTInG WomEN AnD MAkiNG FuN oF ThEM iS lIKe SooOOo CoOL!

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This message was edited by girl germs on 9-1-01 @ 7:22 PM

[little oolong]

hey look...i think somebody is being a little beyooootch.

shut your trap, girl germs. you're a girl and nobody cares what you have to say so put a lid on it, sister!



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[IkeaBoy]

I'd punch a male celebrity too but when chicks are bloody they are sexier AND have learned a lesson.

"Nothing can kill The Grimace"

[Leadbottom]

This weekend, Jerry Lewis

love and peace to all

[Leadbottom]

fuck Bill Maher

love and peace to all

[Tito Santana]

Conrad Bain

[mark]

skullcrush ikea boy you punks never hit a woman in your life and if you have you know its not pretty in the morning tough guys.when a wowan cries there is no sadder song.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!

[IkeaBoy]

a wowan cries there is no sadder song if it's melodious it's actually kind of funny. Stupid hooker.

"Drop the Bomb, Exterminate them all"- Kurtz

[Se7en]

I have to go with the popular favorite, Bill Maher. Jesus, what a douche bag! In show biz there are a lot of condescending assholes, but somehow he comes across as one of the smarmiest.

I would also love to see Frieda beaten about the head with a sack of doorknobs.

ChildofFez, I agree with you totally: physically abusing people with disabilities = ALWAYS funny.

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What sick ridiculous puppets we are / and what gross little stage we dance on / What fun we have dancing and fucking / Not a care in the world / Not knowing that we are nothing / We are not what was intended

[Death Metal Moe]

TOM GREEN!!!

1. His show is PAINFUL to watch most of the time!

2 He VOILATED Drew, and I think I heard he got her Knocked up too! GOD! This guy shouldn't be allowed to reproduce!

LOOK AT WHAT HE FOULED!

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[mark]

When a woman cries. is a song by JOE COCKER sadly i have played it to often.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!

[RF Godfather]

No doubt, Freddy Prince f*ckin Jr. He doesn't deserve all that tight ass. PERIOD!

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Look up in the sky... it's a bird... it's a plane... no it's not Hurricane... it's THE RON & FEZ MARK!

RON AND FEZ! RON AND FEZ! RON AND FEZ!

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[Dirtybird11]

scatman scruthers-
bob hope-
jerry lewis-
john walsh-
mother angelica-
jack van impe-
and i would gladly trade the rest of my freedom for the chance to gut barbra streisand on a national stage and feed her to canabolistic midgets from uganda! and i wouldnt mind slappin that roach lookin, cap wearin, non movie makin, blame whitey for poor tix sales spike lee.

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cum to butthead...

[TomPoo]

bob hope


What did he do???? (Lol)

I need to backhand PINK. I hate that annoying whore.

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[Dirtybird11]

HE JUST SHOULD DIE ALREADY, HE IS JUST KICKING AROUND TO PISS ME OFF. HE IS NOT FUNNY, AND ITS DISTURBING TO LOOK AT HIM ON THE NEWS WHEN THE WHEEL HIM IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS. I HAVE NEVER EVEN CHUCKLED AT HIM. THERE FOR, HE MUST THRASHED, I WOULD LOVE TO WHIP HIM WITH A STICK LIKE A DOG,

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cum to butthead...

[RF Godfather]

...also Carson Daly... why does he get to tap Tara Reid's ass?!? HUH?!? WHAT?!? PERIOD!

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RON AND FEZ! RON AND FEZ! RON AND FEZ!

[Fallon]

Tara dumped his ass. He gets some great pie though.

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[Howlin Mad]

I second that Carson Daly needs to get dropped, the biggest dork on TV (maybe on earth)and he always has a really hot girl hanging on his shoulder.

I would also like to see Ralph Machio get popped and back of J-lo



what me worry?

[Leadbottom]

staples. now!

love and peace to all

[Captain Rooster]

Kevin Spacey

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God Bless America!

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[JimBeam]

I've gotta add two more, both from the E! channel.
First is Jules Asner. God I can't stand her. She is so f*cking annoying.
When you put her and Brooke Burle next to each other, its likie comparing filet mignon and a plate of shit. She talks about how she used to be a model and room with Cindy Crawford. Yeah sure you did honey, and I see it worked out. Now you're a 3rd rate reporter on basic cable. The she was picking a fight with that litte " I see dead people " kid because he wouldnt do an interview or something with her. But the most alarming part is that she's like 100 pounds, but one time I saw her interviewing Derek Jeter, she sat in the dugout, and had these nasty, cottage cheesy thighs. I wanna throw up now just remembering it.
Also that new chick that does Talk Soup. I dont know her full name or even how to spell what I do know, but she's negative funny.
She laughs at her own stuoid jokes, whick makes a total of 1 person laughing. I find it hard to believe that she was the best choice to take over that show.

I have balls !!!

[RF Godfather]

I have to add to the list that reject... MARTIN SHORT and that other loser Al Dukes... for making poor little Melissa upset. Al... don't go there. I hope you apologize... DUKES... NOWWW!! PERIOD!

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Daddy don't leave ME, I promise I won't walk into the shower again with Steph...
*under my breath* well, when your around...

By the way this is the one... the only... THE WRESTLING ICON known as the RonFez Mark!

RON AND FEZ! RON AND FEZ! RON AND FEZ!

If you're not down with
that we got two word's for you...

YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!

[The Fustigator]

OPRAH WINFREY- I'll take a book from her "Book of the Month" club, turn that sonofabitch sideways, and shove it straight up her ROODY POO CANDY ASS!!!!

Smell ya later, The Fustigator

[The Blowhard]

The throwing of tomatos and rotten fruit and vegetables should be permitted at the upcoming Emmy Awards.

"We are all born mad. Some remain so."

[brodieman]

someone probibly posted this already but Rosie O'Donnell needs a brick to her fat face...ugh awful!

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Why am I drippings with goo?
"I like to pick up girls on the rebound and fuck them in a very uncomfortable place. What...like the back of a volkswagon?"

[TheGameHHH]

CARROT TOP! Except I probably wouldn't punch him in the face, I'd prefer to stab him!

[RF Godfather]

Add Gallagher, The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin.

BOy they get on my last nerve.

Zoinks!

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Thanks WWFallon.

[Evil Joe Poo the 3rd]

along with anyone else who said it, i'd like carson daily until he's pink all over AND anybody in a boyband. Double for the tough guys in the group.

no more hamper fishing for me ....

[The Blowhard]

I would throw Richard Gere out of a plane with a parachute over Afghanistan.
Let him talk about peace as the Taliban scum dismember him!

"We are all born mad. Some remain so."

[The Blowhard]

Snap Farahkhan's neck!

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[The Blowhard]

Danny Glover, for feeling sympathy for Bin Laden. What a horse's ass!

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[furie]

David Spade
he could use a shot to the kidney, just for Joe Dirt.



-- Furie

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WE DIE FOR THE FEZ
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[IkeaBoy]

i say george lucas needs a panda punch in his puss (one of the funniest lines eveR)

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[Snackboy]

Rob Reiner

[Noellevious]

spears, maher, lopez,
rosie o donell. Sluts and commies.

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One Nation...Indivisible.

The only thing I'd ever ask of you
Gotta promise not to stop when I say "When."
11. 2. 01.

[Mickey The Pike]

Martin short for being on that fucking stupid "Prime Time Glick" show. Everytime that show comes on it makes me want to kill someone or break something.

O'Doyle Rules!

[Jester]

Jennifer Lopez for thinking she should be treated like royalty.
Carson Daly and all those other VJ's that get shows afterwards.

They all deserve a strong punch right in their throats.

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[The Blowhard]

Geraldo in Afghanistan is pathetic. What's next, opening Osama's vault?

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"It takes good taste to appreciate bad taste."

[Brick Jesus]

I'm gonna go with Jennifer Lopez. She demanded 10 dressing rooms for her and her 90 person entourage of hairdressers, makeup people, wardrobe people and various hangers on. And she had a tractor trailer full of her clothes and couches and flowers and stuff trucked in so the dressing rooms can be all decked out in white furniture and flowers and shit. And that was for doing two songs on Saturday Night Live.
She had a 45 page list of shit for an award show in Europe.

I'd like to knock her right on her pretentious ass. Then I'd hit her again. Her sister, Lynda Lopez (WB11 morning news) is hotter than Jennifer and I hear she's much nicer.

Disclaimer: The comments of Brick Jesus do not represent the feelings or opinions of any normal individual.

[Jingo]

I saw a dumb ass King Aurther movie where Richard geare plays sir lancelot he is stabbing and slashing and killing every thing in sight. This is the same guy who preaches non violence. I guess unless it makes him money. I would like to punch Richard Geare in his pretty little face and make him cry like the bitch that he is. Then mail him in a box back to tibet.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

STEPHEN BALDWIN!!!!!!!!!

There, I said it! I feel
better now!

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