if i had 30 seconds on national t.v

[uncleryan]

i would tell the world to stop being a bunch of self endulging assholes.........And to boycott Walmart.

You?

[reeshy]

What the fuck????

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[Arienette]

i would tell the world to stop being a bunch of self endulging assholes.........this thread might be a good place to start... lead by example.

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[FUNKMAN]

masturbate and see if i can ejaculate in 30 seconds...

i'm always testing myself and trying to get to that next level...

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and when you're bad you die when you die

[SatCam]

It's always good to set goals, Funkman.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Hmmmm. Good question. I'd plug my band to try to get a record deal, then yell RONFEZ.NET and RON AND FEZ IN DC 4EVER!!!!!

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[Hottub]

Ask the world to pray for peace
sing a few bars of "Runaway" by Del Shannon - acapella
Try and catch Funk's ejaculate in my mouth before it hit the floor!



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This message was edited by Hottub on 6-22-04 @ 7:14 PM

[SatCam]

I'd be like "Everything I was going to say, Bill Cosby already said." [Dead air for 25 more seconds]

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[Iamnotatool]

Projectile vomiting into Hottubs mouth while he awaits the spunk of funkman

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Hottub]

Not good enough. Ed would shoot liquid F‘ces into my mouth before you could vomit into my mouth and probably before I caught Funk's baby-batter.

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[Iamnotatool]

Dude, I didn't want to be gross.

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[fiestygal]

hold up a sign with one hand that says "GIVE ME MONEY"

with the other i would have my hand out waiting for the money

What did the 5 fingers say to the face..


SLAP! I'm Rick James BITCH!


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[sleepyeyed_Jynx]

Tell everyone to accept Christ and plug my moms decorating business.

Jesus - The Source of my Strength!
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[SatCam]

For the rest of the 25 seconds I would proceed to reveal Magic's Biggest Secrets.

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