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Arienette
11-23-2003, 05:18 AM
i just don't understand it. she's got like zero talent.
she's a big whore, and she wears laughably revealing outfits. i never knew that was enough to get you a career in music. granted, i realize that it doesnt take much, but this is ridiculous.
christina aguilera does the revealing whore thing, but she can really sing. britney can't sing, but she's really hot. what gives?
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Fallon
11-23-2003, 05:29 AM
Lil' Kim got in with a good crowd (Puffy, B.I.G....), thats all it takes. Some of her stuff is okay and sometimes she'll look sexy. Female rappers generally suck though.
As for Christina, she's got the talent and hot looks, so it's easy to see why she's made it.
Britney, well her debuting with a video of her dressed like a school girl hooked men instantly and I guess the TRL demo is into that kind of music.
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11-23-2003, 06:24 AM
America loves whores
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JohnnyCash
11-23-2003, 07:02 AM
There is absolutely no reason for her to be famous. She has no talent. She tries to be sexy but comes off as a whore. There is no reason for any of us to know her name
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mothershucker
11-23-2003, 07:02 AM
You think they are fake?
She is famous cause she was blowing biggie.
I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker
zathrus
11-23-2003, 07:04 AM
you answered your own question. because she wears revelaing outfits and has money, that's why she is famous.
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phixion
11-23-2003, 07:06 AM
she was in engaged to BIG thats why she initally became famous, and she has some nice tracks ie:quiet storm remix. and kim does have some talent, not much but some.
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TheMojoPin
11-23-2003, 09:48 AM
Female rappers generally suck though.
Though I could listen to Princess Superstar or Jean Grae ANY day...
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Heavy
11-23-2003, 10:04 AM
why is lil' kim famous?
Because I fucked her
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11-23-2003, 10:17 AM
Because I fucked her
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The Chairman
11-23-2003, 10:19 AM
Because she gave more than just hand jobs in a law library to Biggie Smalls and Puffy.
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11-23-2003, 10:22 AM
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Because Diana Ross fondled her, of course.
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pennington
11-23-2003, 12:55 PM
For me it's because she's got big breasts and shows them in public. I couldn't name one of her songs if I had to.
Arienette
11-23-2003, 01:34 PM
For me it's because she's got big breasts and shows them in public. in that case, why not just watch porn? most of the chicks are a lot hotter, and at least it would be more entertaining.
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CaptClown
11-23-2003, 02:18 PM
Because I fucked her
Was the bed kinda soggy when you woke up from that dream?
She is famous because she is like a real life Hentai character
Director of the C.Y.A. Society.
Field Marshal of the K.I.S.S. Army
Every big breasted whore should be famous. I am disappointed in any that aren't.
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RocOutWithYACockOUT
11-23-2003, 05:27 PM
In the beginning she was marketed as the female version of Luke from 2LiveCrew. They figured she would be for women like Luke is for men. Very raunchy and all. This never works when they take something for men and try to make it work for women like...She-Hulk,Supergirl, and Spider Woman.
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Gringo Star
11-23-2003, 05:49 PM
Funny, cuz I was just thinking about this.
Apart from the fact that she's famous for being felt up by Diana Ross, how is it that she's suitable to be an Old Navy spokeswoman? I've read her lyrics... not exatly family oriented.
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stickyfingers
11-23-2003, 06:23 PM
it's official...anyone can be an old navy spokesperson
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Death Metal Moe
11-23-2003, 08:05 PM
If you ask me, she's barely got a pretty face. It's some weird shape, and she looks like ass in 8 out of 10 of her pics.
He breasts are big, but so what? Her tallent is questionable.
And yes, she is trashy, not hot. There is a way to expose your body tastefully, and then there's just being trashy.
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TheGameHHH
11-23-2003, 08:39 PM
I find her trashy element to be the best part of her, at the very least it's one of the main reasons that I'm attracted to her.
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Doctor Manhattan
11-25-2003, 05:12 AM
she's doing Old Navy commercials now? with her boobs out?
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pennington
11-25-2003, 06:35 AM
in that case, why not just watch porn? most of the chicks are a lot hotter, and at least it would be more entertaining.
OK, I'll do both. ;)
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-25-2003, 01:04 PM
Old Navy spokeswoman
Oooh! Thaaaat's who that is! I didn't recognize her with her clothes on.
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East Side Dave
11-25-2003, 01:30 PM
Many people are famous who don't deserve to be- Freddy Prinze, Jr.; Jessica Simpson; Ronald Reagan; Jesus; the Statue of Liberty; Voltron- what did they ever do?
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CrazyClare
11-25-2003, 04:46 PM
I know im taking the unpopular stance but I love Little Kim and Trina cause they're nasty and not afraid to be. Her fans are mostly women because although many disagree shes all about sexually empowering women. "suck your dick? eat my pussy" It's a niche market, i own all her albums. Hardcore was by far the best cause it was so fresh she also helped popularize the designer label bragging trend. And you know whats the best thing about her, she doesnt give a fuck if you dont like her.
"when I suck you dick it's like smoking a roach; why move from first class to coach?" comeone thats poetry.
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KC2OSO
11-25-2003, 05:07 PM
I guess that was supposed to be funny?
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Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 05:14 PM
And you know whats the best thing about her, she doesnt give a fuck if you dont like her.
Please stop insulting me. Doesn't care? EVERY fucking breast shot is a cry for you to LOVE HER, NOTICE HER and BUY HER SHIT.
NOT CARE? She lives and dies by people liking her. If we all woke up tomorrow and said "You suck, go away" she'd just be a pennyless whore with big tits and cars she couldn't pay for anymore.
I don't like men who talk like that, and I don't like women who talk like that so don't try to act like it's sexist to diss her, and PLEASE don't try to make her out to be some champion for women's rights. With champions like that, who needs enemies?
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sleepyeyed_Jynx
11-25-2003, 05:21 PM
Okay...
For one, lil' Kim is a MAINSTREAM female emcee. Her lyrics, nor her image reflects the great talent in REAL female emcees such as Jean Grae, and others. She's famous, because she's a media whore who gets her pictures taken quite frequently with her plastic body.
These guys you hear on ya radio, claiming to be the true essence of Hip-Hop for the most part are balogna. I'm only 16, and I know my history. Hip-Hop is NOT a music genre, it's a culture. Rap, which is one of the four elements of the culture is confused to be synonomis with the word Hip-Hop which it is not. Being that everytime you hear some talentless rapper on the radio, or a dumb club song, or anything retarded you'd hear someone present the negativities og "Hip-Hop" in a redundant speech. Excuse my rant, I've been listening to too much Cannibal Ox lately.
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CrazyClare
11-25-2003, 05:38 PM
Lemme clarify, she already has fans. Her last album went platinum 4 times. She doesnt need you guys to be her fans. Anyways if she didnt have people buying her records and going to her shows then she would not have been able to afford the breast implants, the sluttly (but very expensive) clothes, the cars, the jewelery etc,I think she is aware that who she is and what she represents pisses people off, she has to know that by now. But she has continued to dress the way she does and do the things she does because she does not care or perhaps she does not care to change or widden her image so she is more socially acceptable. So I will reiterate, she does not care what you think of her. IF you disagree with me thats cool, i like her, you dont. But Im not the only one.
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Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 05:43 PM
When you're responding to me, please adress me Clare. It's polite.
You can like whoever you like, and I can choose to ignore who I like. That was never the argument. I was simply responding to your claim that "She does what she wants all the time and FUCK YOU If you don't like it." That's crap. Every one of her moves is designed to get the most publicity and notice she can out of it. And that's what ALL these kinds of celebrities do, don't misunderstand me.
That is why I dislike celebrity status in our country, and around the world. Men or women, it doesn't matter. I wouldn't piss on Kim and stick up for Kid Rock or P. Ditty. They're all media whores.
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CrazyClare
11-25-2003, 06:02 PM
my mother never taught me any manners.
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11-25-2003, 06:03 PM
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Katylina
11-25-2003, 06:05 PM
Lil Kim drank so much cum that she had to have her stomach pumped.
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Arienette
11-25-2003, 08:15 PM
with regards to clare, i guess lil' kim just came at the right time, appealing to a basically untapped market. my point was that, in my opinion, she's not particularly talented or anything. anyone willing to wear only pasties and rap poorly about their clit and sucking dick and whatnot could have done so just as well. i just don't see anything special about her.
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CrazyClare
11-25-2003, 08:54 PM
youd like Trina even better ;) im paraphrasing but she talks about gettin eatin out in the living room with her period on while this guys kids are in the other room. I suppose I delight in disgustingness, i think its hilarious and absurd. And while most people and disgusted and or bored by Trina, Kim and Fox some love the juvinelle and shockingness, but I would beware of people who like Lil Kim cause they must be sick in order to like her
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Death Metal Moe
11-25-2003, 08:59 PM
Lil Kim drank so much cum that she had to have her stomach pumped.
I thought that was Rod Stewart.
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CrazyClare
11-25-2003, 09:08 PM
they should have done that on the O and A show. They should have had a chick (or maybe Gay Marco) drink enough cum until they get sick or something happens. Serioulsy I need to start writing this shit down...
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The longer this thread goes the more I like Lil Kim. She sounds like a trooper.
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CrazyClare
11-25-2003, 09:27 PM
you should see what she can do with a 2 liter
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11-25-2003, 10:57 PM
Wiggers, all of you! Go out and buy a White Stripes CD now!
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KC2OSO
11-26-2003, 03:52 AM
I heard 'lil Kim has 'lil spider eggs in her 'lil coochie!
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CrazyClare
11-26-2003, 07:06 AM
some of my best friends listen to the white stripes
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Death Metal Moe
11-26-2003, 07:57 PM
Some of my best friends listen to Dying Fetus.
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furie
11-26-2003, 08:00 PM
Lil Kim drank so much cum that she had to have her stomach pumped.
I thought that was Rod Stewart.
no, i'm pretty sure he can take it.
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monsterone
11-26-2003, 08:20 PM
since we're on the topic of bukake, is it a little gay?
as far as i know, no dudes, except for doctors or a few priests (huddla huddla) have ever seen my junk. batching in front of another due, much less 12, seems pretty gay. i would go so far as to say a mmf 3 some is out of the question. call me prude but i'm uncomfortable even pissing next to another guy.
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CrazyClare
11-26-2003, 09:36 PM
you just ooze masculenity
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monsterone
11-26-2003, 09:40 PM
imagine that? and i thought it was my waxed chest, super jelled hair, and juiced muscles that was makin the ladies crazy.
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CrazyClare
11-26-2003, 10:00 PM
no its your oily masculine discharge.
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Death Metal Moe
11-26-2003, 10:04 PM
Did Kim go away yet?
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CrazyClare
11-26-2003, 10:17 PM
i believe shes sucking dick in an escalade on dubs somewhere in Brooklyn. just a hunch
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Arienette
11-27-2003, 06:31 AM
i believe shes sucking dick in an escalade on dubs somewhere in Brooklyn. just a hunch
on that note... do you really think that she's as much of a whore in her real life as she purports to be? i'm not suggesting, of course, that she's some chaste flower bound for the seminary, but how much of this is really just an act?
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The Chairman
11-27-2003, 09:26 AM
Any woman who admits to having sex with five different men (I read it in The Source Magazine) while not even being married to them (not at the same time, that's different)...that answers your question.
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Heavy
11-27-2003, 10:56 AM
I've fucked 5 chicks I wasnt married too, am I a whore?
And I wonder if Clare knows of the great, legendary "B.W.P",(bitches with problems) circa 1990. Copying the styles of the great NWA these chicks rapped about the most disgusting vile things imaginable. Everyword was a curse and everysong had something to do with bloody tampons or douching. I havnt head or seen them in at least 10 years though. Sad
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TheMojoPin
11-27-2003, 02:23 PM
Nah, it's that she keeps the five guys living around her "estate" at once...like a harem. Classy.
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reeshy
11-27-2003, 04:04 PM
I've fucked 5 chicks I wasnt married too, am I a whore?
You'll always be a whore in my eyes, Johnee!!! Toodles!!!!
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Heavy
11-27-2003, 05:48 PM
Thanks Reeshy poo!
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