Who gets the Paris Hilton scoop?

[ChrisTheCop]

I know Stern and Dave are both actively campaigning for it, and I'm sure the others on the list are as well. But who WILL end up with the 1st interview with Paris Hilton (about the tape of course).
EDIT: Ive been asked to clarify...It's not "who do you want to get it", it's "who do you think WILL end up getting it".

This message was edited by ChrisTheCop on 11-23-03 @ 1:24 AM

[Arienette]

i don't think he will actually get it, but i hope it's howard stern. it would really be the only entertaining interview that would ask something near the questions that i'd actually be interested in hearing the answers to. so i voted for him.

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[TheMojoPin]

Can I declare them all losers?

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[Death Metal Moe]

I voted Sawyer cause I think she'll prefer some softball questions in an interview that paints her in a sympathetic light.

Oh, and Howard Stern sucks.

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[Fallon]

Hopefully Howard. He's been calling her and Nicky on their cell phones on the air and leaving messages, not sure if they like that.

Oh, and Andrew Clay sucks.

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[Death Metal Moe]

You like Howard and hate Dice?

Jesus, how many nude photos of Jeff with the Pope do you HAVE to be a Mod on here?

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[SatCam]

I thought this would be about all the emails I get about her. Dammit.

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[Se7en]

As much as I dislike giving him credit, Howard is the only one of those people who would not give her a super softball interview.

Of course, if he did interview her, half of it would be him just asking her to let him see her boobs or what kind of panties she's wearing at the time (if any).

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[ChickenHawk]

My money's on Mr. Leno. He got Hugh Grant right after he banged a hooker, with the famous "What the hell were you thinking?" line.

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[JustJon]

I'm going with Baba Wawa. She'd softball it, and Paris would look sympathetic crying on the sofa.

They'd never go with Stern, much as I'd love to hear that. There's no way they'd go for such a confrontational interview.

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[JohnnyCash]

I dont think anyone will get anything. I kinda think shes just gonna leave it all unanswered and wait for it to all go away.

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[Arienette]

I kinda think shes just gonna leave it all unanswered and wait for it to all go away.
i kinda doubt that. it's publicity. she's famous for being famous for being rich. it takes a lot of publicity to keep that up.

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[Heather 8]

Of course, if he did interview her, half of it would be him just asking her to let him see her boobs or what kind of panties she's wearing at the time (if any).


And the other half would be spent with him asking "Would you let me do you?"

I don't give a shit about this self-absorbed twat, and I don't give a shit who gets the first shot at her (unless it was with a .357 Magnum).

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[ChrisTheCop]

woahhh everybody. Slowdown! The question's been answered:
Jimmy Fallon on SNL weekend Update 12/6/03
(lock it up)

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[Death Metal Moe]

Was that really an interview? Come now Mr. the Cop.

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[fluffernutter]

Until last month I had no idea who she was. I mean maybe I am the only one in the dark here but before the "green alien" sex tape I never even knew of her existence. I mean I just don't understand how first off you get famous for having money and not doing anything productive towards society and then Mr. and Mrs. Interviewer are being all sympathetic and
"we are so sorry for you" and painting her to be the victim. I would think that if you make a sex tape and you have some sort of celebrity status you are kind of digging your own hole and you get what you deserve.

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[Fallon]

woahhh everybody. Slowdown! The question's been answered: Jimmy Fallon on SNL weekend Update 12/6/03(lock it up)
So SNL was new last night? Fucking local affiliate aired The Best of Steve Martin. I heard Iowa was doing it because they didn't want to give Sharpton airtime in case of violating equal time laws (which this didn't apply to). I didn't think Boston would be doing it. Fucking WHDH.

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This message was edited by WWFallon on 12-7-03 @ 12:06 PM

[ChrisTheCop]

Yeah. Weekend update had a list of about 10 cities not airing it for whatever reason (equal time fears?). But you didnt miss much except: Brian Fellow has a brother named Ryan Pink has gained weight, so has Johnny Cochran Paris Hilton looks even better live.


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[JustJon]

Boston didn't run it because they hate blacks. :)

And I"m a big celebrity. I'd have to enter the Paris Hilton through the backdoor to check in.

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[Heavy]

Until last month I had no idea who she was

Yea exactly. Never even heard of her. Now this shows starts up right after the video. Someone involved payed for that tape to get out so people would have heard of her when the show started.

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[KillOReilly]

Paris was so stupid she didn't even get a plug in for her dumbass show. They didn't talk about the tape, why was she there?

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[JustJon]

Paris was so stupid she didn't even get a plug in for her dumbass show. They didn't talk about the tape, why was she there?
satire.

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