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FUNKMAN
11-22-2003, 04:19 PM
i was just watching the Clemson/S Carolina game and while the offense was standing around in the huddle an offensive lineman reached his arms to the guys on each side of him and patted their butts...

not the big 'congrat slap' for scoring a TD but just a nonchalant pat, almost a little caress...

it may be homophobia but i found it to be something other than a 'sports moment'...

and how do you feel about getting patted on the ass by a teammate or coach?

to me it's not necessary, the head, back or shoulder can suffice...

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11-22-2003, 04:26 PM
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SatCam
11-22-2003, 04:29 PM
Anyway, back on topic. I wouldnt let it happen to me, because even if I didnt feel it was a "bad touch" pat on the ass, others might. Then rumors start, I become the gay guy, and I end up slitting my writs and killing a few people.

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mikeyboy
11-22-2003, 05:12 PM
I become the gay guy, and I end up slitting my writs and killing a few people.

I wouldn't worry about it. It's pretty tough to take other people down once you've slit your own wrists...or writs.


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TheGameHHH
11-22-2003, 05:41 PM
i dont think its that big of a deal, im secure in my sexuality to take or do something like that


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DJEvelEd
11-22-2003, 07:44 PM
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ADF
11-22-2003, 08:39 PM
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FUNKMAN
11-22-2003, 08:45 PM
now i see why that lineman had his hand there...

nice work!!!! um i mean "that's disgusting"

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uncleryan
11-23-2003, 06:38 AM
i guess you never played much organized sports. Not only is it normal but its expected. Its the only time you can touch another mans ass and get away with it. Remember only organized (with a referee) sports. Don't go out on the campus lawn and start slappin asses. You'll get your ass kicked.

reeshy
11-23-2003, 06:51 AM
I always said that football was gay!!!!!!!!!! This proves it!!!!!!!!!!!

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This message was edited by reeshy on 11-23-03 @ 10:59 AM

JohnnyCash
11-23-2003, 06:53 AM
there is no reason for a guy to pat another guy on the ass. Ever.

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mothershucker
11-23-2003, 07:04 AM
Now that I have gotten up off the floor from laughing so hard, reeshy, that may be the funniest thing I have ever seen.

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FUNKMAN
11-23-2003, 09:21 AM
it seems to have spread to soccer and wrestling...

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11-23-2003, 10:03 AM
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keithy_19
11-23-2003, 10:09 AM
I remember when I was about 6 or 7 playing for my little leauge allstar team(everyone made the damn team) I really had to take a piss. Of course it was the middle of the game and I guess I had a weak bladder and I pissed myself and I walked off the field and the coach patted me on the ass. I was so worried that he would feel the wetness, luckily he didn't.

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SatCam
11-23-2003, 10:12 AM
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reeshy
11-23-2003, 10:15 AM
I remember when I was about 6 or 7 playing for my little leauge allstar team(everyone made the damn team) I really had to take a piss. Of course it was the middle of the game and I guess I had a weak bladder and I pissed myself and I walked off the field and the coach patted me on the ass. I was so worried that he would feel the wetness, luckily he didn't.



Who was your coach?? Michael Jackson????


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