Make the baby Jesus cry

[Johnny Fontane]

I dare ya.

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"The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis."

[Zipgun]

You're adopted.

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big ups mikeyboy[color=White]

[ADF]

You're not the son of god.

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[jamesdiggy]

30 pieces of silver can't be wrong! You're going to be the original Christmas ornament.

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A Ted Knight in Shining Armor
I am now blessed with an ADF sigpic

[monsterone]

you get everyone supper and they what???

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<center>you bunch of jackalopes</center>

[BoondockSaint]

Larry Flynt has my naked pics.

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I just came in here to have some whiskey and beer and say howdy to you all. ---Hank Williams Jr.

[The Chairman]

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I assassin down the avenue.

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[DarkHippie]

Those nails are gonna give you Tetanus.

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[DJEvelEd]

"Look at baby retard"
"Look at baby retard"
"Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah"
"Look at baby retard"
"Look at baby retard"
"Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah"
"Mommy & Daddy hate you"
"Mommy & Daddy hate you"
"Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah"
"Nobody loves you"
"Nobody loves you"
"Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah"

GIVE ME THAT RATTLE YOU LITTLE FUCK!!!
*SMACK* *SMACK* (hits the baby Jesus)
*PSSSS* *PSSSSS* *FLOOP* (urinates & defecates on the baby Jesus)

(Baby Jesus lies quietly cooing)

"WHAT BITCH? YOU AINT CRYIN YET?"
(pulls out carpet cutting razor knife)

"HOW 'BOUT THIS YOU LITTLE BASTARD?!?"
*slit* (cuts the baby Jesus's toes)

(Not a peep from the baby Jesus)

*slit* (cuts the baby Jesus's genital area)
"HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW BABY JESUS!!!! HOW YOU LIKE ME NOWWWWW!!!!"









(Baby Jesus smiles and winks at Evel Ed)









"DAMN YOU JESUS!!!!DAMN YOU TO HELLLLLLLL!!!!!"

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May Your Shit Schmeared Slits Be Sloppily Slammed By Several Sweaty Sperm Stained Schlongs!

[reeshy]

Ed,
You are so going to hell!!!!

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Satcam makes the very best....sigpics!!

[DJEvelEd]

Oops, I almost forgot: :p


My get out of Hell free smileyface,,,

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May Your Shit Schmeared Slits Be Sloppily Slammed By Several Sweaty Sperm Stained Schlongs!

[Zipgun]

The guys in Creed think you're just great.

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Member #57 REPRESENTIN'!
big ups mikeyboy[color=White]

[ADF]

Ha... ok, you can't top Skidmark's reply. I declare this thread to be over.

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[Death Metal Moe]

On a side note, I played Baby Jesus Football one winter with the plastic Jesus from a nativity scene. We ran some plays in a blizzard, and took some photos of Baby Jesus under my tire.

Monkey fun.

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WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!

[Mothball]

dear Jesus,
kill them,
Amen.