Dinner With 5 People, Dead Or Alive?

[ChickenHawk]

For me:

1) Jesus
2 & 3) John and Jaqueline Kennedy
4) Lucille Ball
5) Neil Armstrong

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[carcass]

tom clancy, jim morrison, g.s.patton, sophia loren, gwen stefani sp

face down in the gutter
wont admit defeat
thou his clothes are soiled and black
he's a big strong man , w/ a childs mind
dont you take his booze away

[ChrisTheCop]

Dinner With 5 People, Dead Or Alive?
I guess I'd prefer them dead; that way, more food for me.
But seriously folks: Frank Sinatra David Letterman Teddy Roosevelt F.Scott Fitzgerald Halle Berry

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[gypsy]

If the Bilical Jesus existed, I would also choose him. #2 Would be Tesla, My maternal Grand father, Thomas Jefferson, and Julius Caesar, who was also god like

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[DJEvelEd]

Jesus
Jimi Hendrix
Benny Hill
Scott Ferrall
Albert Einstein

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[reeshy]

Iggy Pop
Keith Richards
Genghis Khan
Einstein
Nick Nolte

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[Spank Daddy]

Jesus
Moe Howard
Larry Fine
Curly Howard

and for dessert..............

Marilyn Monroe

[walking joint]

my wifes dad (died 20 years ago, never met him)
my wife, so she can see him again
Derrick Thomas
Vince McMahon
Jim Breuer

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[TheMojoPin]

2 & 3) John and Jaqueline Kennedy

How is JFK gonna tell you all the good stuff with Jackie sitting right there?

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[ChickenHawk]

Jackie in her prime was way hotter than probably any of the chicks John cheated with. But I'm more interested in hearing what he has to say about his assassination.

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This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 11-21-03 @ 8:38 PM

[Mike Teacher]

Apostle Paul
Isaac Newton
Adolf Hitler
Confucious
Richard Feynman

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[TheMojoPin]

Jackie in her prime was way hotter than probably any of the chicks John cheated with.

You're a weird, weird guy.

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[Heavy]

But he has good taste in bush.

1) Jack the Ripper- Just so id know who it was
2) John Holmes
3) Osama - to stab him with the fork
4) Carlos Marcello - Keeping with the JFK theme, I'd hope he'd spill it and tell me how to prove what happened
5) Jesus- Just because he's Jesus.

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[DJEvelEd]

Curly Howard


Benny Hill OUT!!!
Curly Howard IN!!!










And do prostitutes count as people? If not, I want one under the chair of each guest except Jesus's. (as He will be healing her swollen vagina)

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[pennington]

Jesus
Abe Lincoln
Ben Franklin
W.C. Fields
Liberace

[monsterone]

Jackie in her prime was way hotter than probably any of the chicks John cheated with.

You're a weird, weird guy.

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jackie has so fucking hot. you can't blame jack for acting like the most powerful man in the world when the most powerful man in the world could act like the most powerful man in the world. but jackie was a piece o' acccceee.

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[Justice4all]

my wifes dad (died 20 years ago, never met him)
my wife, so she can see him again
Derrick Thomas
Vince McMahon
Jim Breuer



Walking joint....for those first two picks you get major props from me man. You are truely a good husband.

As for the UNSAPPY part of our program...
I think we all better prepare dinner on different nights or Jesus will never show up to half of them, he seems to be on everyones guest list!

Mine are...in NO special order....
Jesus (of course....)
Ghandi (he was a very smart man)
Teddy Roosevelt (one of our greatest presidents)
Robert Fulghum (he wrote All I Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarden)
my last pic is reserved for when I get a little older...who knows...maybe someone in the future will inspire me to want them to join us.
Or maybe I will find someone in the past....(shrugs shoulders)



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[gypsy]

Alexander The Great, he conquered an Empire before the age of 30.

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[El Mudo]

Other than Jesus, mine would look mostly like a High Command meeting in the Army of Northern Virginia...

*Jesus
*The Marble Model, The King of Spades, ol' Marse Robert, Robert E. Lee (I wish he had lived long enough to write his memoirs)
*my all-time hero other than General Lee, my ancestor's brigade commander in the First Brigade, also known as the "Stonewall" Brigade, ol' Blue Light himself, Thomas Jackson
*the Spark Plug himself, Ambrose Powell Hill
*And finally, I'd like to invite Benjamin Crippen, a Federal soldier from the 143d Pennsylvania Regiment, who at Gettysburg did the absolute ballsiest thing i've ever heard of. See Ben was a color sergeant who carried the flag, and instead of running with the rest of his Yankee friends, he simply stayed and shook his fist while all these confederates swarmed around his position...he just stayed and shook his fist...

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I'd just like at least one really anonymous Medal of Honor winner there like Crippen to remind us all of the sacrifices it took to make us what we are today..

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[Reephdweller]

Here's two sets of dinners...

My pornstar dinner would consist of...

Jenna Haze
Aurora Snow
Taylor Hayes
Felicia
Tawny Roberts


My normal famous folks dinner would consist of...

Stephen Hawkings
Dean Kamen
Ralph Nader
Gene Wilder
Jim Carrey


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[JPMNICK]

1) Einstein
2) Sinatra
3) JFK
4) Newton
5) Heisenberg, cause you will never know if he will be there :)


sorry for the corny joke. A close 6 which was an awesome pick by Mike the Teacher in Feynman.

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[monsterone]

Here's two sets of dinners...

My pornstar dinner would consist of...

Jenna Haze
Aurora Snow
Taylor Hayes
Felicia
Tawny Roberts
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flawless reffe. though you forgot gauge.

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[Stalker Patti]

I would love to invite: John Lennon, Elvis,,Keith Moon, Janis Joplin, and Harry Chapin, and at the conclusion of our meal, and before dessert, I would sit back and enjoy one HUGE supercool JAM SESSION as the entertainment!!!!!

[Steels]

In no particular order:

1.) John Lennon
2.) Freddie Mercury
3.) Ludwig Van Beethoven
4.) Adolph Hitler
5.) Jesus



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[Reephdweller]

flawless reffe. though you forgot gauge.



I was gonna include her too...frig!



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[TheGameHHH]

awesome topic

1) Jesus (honestly not for any religious reasons but because I would want to see what "the man" was like out of his religious element portrayed in the Bible)
2) Hitler
3) Julius Ceasar
4) The Dali Lama (and maybe i'd try to get him to fight Jesus for the title of "coolest religion")
5) David J. Matthews (somebody who i think is cool and would def. smoke a joint with me while dinner was going on)

hopefully we'd all find a common language to settle on considering we speak 5 different languages between the 6 of us, or else the dinner conversation could turn out really boring.


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[TheMojoPin]

I'd just like at least one really anonymous Medal of Honor winner there like Crippen to remind us all of the sacrifices it took to make us what we are today..

Empty, futile gestures?

It's a great story, but why would he get a Medal of Honor?

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[Johnny4]

My All-Dead Team.
1) Jesus H. Christ
2)Elvis A. Presley
3)Francis A Sinatra
4) Albert Einstein
5) Desi Arnez( c'mon, just for the laugh)

I didn't see anything, I didn't hear anything, I wasn't there and if I was there I was asleep.

[Reephdweller]

If I had to choose 5 historical people to sit down to dinner with, I'd pick the following...so this will be my third dinner...


George Washington
Ben Franklin
Lewis and Clark (I'd want to hear all about their expedition from their viewpoint)
Alexander Graham Bell

Here's some notable others I'd like dinner with...
Thomas Edison
Abraham Lincoln
Albert Einstein
Joan of Ark (Just in hopes that she'd look just like Jane Wiedlin)
Joseph - Step-pop to Jesus...eveyone wants to chat with Christ, I want to get to know carpenter Joseph

My 4th dinner would be a musical dinner, it would include the following folks...

John Lennon
Jimmy Hendrix
Sting
James Brown
Robert Plant

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[The Chairman]

Too tough mixing dead and alive.

My list, changes frequenty, depending on the menu:

Dead:
1) William Shakespeare
2) Moses
3) Ludwig Josef Johann Wittgenstein
4) Leonardo da Vinci
5) Johann Sebastian Bach

Alive:
1) Paul Westerberg
2) David Foster Wallace
3) Daniel C. Dennett
4) Gabriel Garcia Marquez
5) Umberto Eco
(met them all but cool to have them all at same table over dinner.)

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[TheMojoPin]

Mine are all dead.

1. Douglas Adams
2. Bobby Kennedy
3. Martin Luther King, jr.
4. Abraham Lincoln
5. Sun Tzu

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[ADF]

1. My Girl
2. James Beard
3. Dante Alighieri
4. Samuel Clemens
5. Amelia Earhart

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[blakjeezis]

Revolutionaries:
Christ
Siddharta
Jefferson (Thomas, not George, Weezy, or Lionel)
Lenin
Luther

Scientists:
Einstein
Tesla
Copernicus
Hawking
Newton

Musicians:
Mozart
John Lenon
Fatboy Slim
Muddy Waters
Joey Ramone

Conquerors, Generals, Warlords, etc:
Ghengis Khan
Rommel
Shaka Zulu
Patton
Napoleon

Philosophers:
Socrates
Hobbes
Kierkegaard
Nietsche
Confucius

All Star Dinner:
Martin Luther
Nikola Tesla
John Lenon
Ghengis Khan
uhhhh, Dave? Socrates

The breakdown: Before the waiter even brings water and menus, Lenon and Khan are going at it over war vs. peace, Luther interjects with God, and it's a three-way dance. Socrates is just asking everyone questions and answering them with more questions. Tesla has had enough, busts out his electricity gun, and blasts the whole fucking place to hell.

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[Wormwood]

1. Werner Heisenberg
2. Moses
3. Audrey Hepburn
4. Chris Farley
5. James Connelly, Kevin Barry


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[ADF]

You guys are ruining the premise of this thread by picking eleventy billion lists.

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[Doogie]

John Lennon
Harry S. Truman
Benedict Arnold
Lt. Wade McClusky (Hero Battle of Midway)
John Locke

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[PhishHead]

Ill stick to the original question and just pick 5

1. Albert Camus
2. Jean Paul Satre
3. Jerry Garcia
4. Adolf Hitler
5. Jack Kerouac

There are a few others that would be nice, but those are the main ones.

"Whatever you do take care of your shoes."-Trey

[JohnnyCash]

1.Johnny Cash
2.Noel Gallagher
3.Springsteen
4.Mike Ness
5.Norm from This Old House.

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[gypsy]

How bout Jon Favreau and 4 other C list actors.

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[A.J.]

1) Thomas Jefferson
2) Winston Churchill
3) Brian Wilson
4) Jimmy Page
5) My great-grandfather Vincenzo


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[A.J.]

Joan of Ark

Noah's wife?

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[FUNKMAN]

> mom
> mom's mom
> dad's mom
> wife's mom
> wife's dad

they've all passed and it would be great to see them again and some for the first time...

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[who6489]

WOW... very tough, but....

1. My Grandfather (Dad's Dad) - Been gone for 18 years, but remember havin' alot of fun with him.
2. Pete Townshend
3. George Carlin
4. Mike Piazza
5. Geddy Lee

Take it easy Clarky

[KC2OSO]

Buddha
Confucius
Jesus Christ
Muhammad
Moses

I wonder what they'd all order to eat and drink?

I bet everyone would be really hungry after all this time.

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[uncleryan]

5) Janet Jackson
4)Frank Sinatra
3)Bob Marley
2)Tupac
1)Jesus

[Arienette]

1 - my boyfriend
2 - conor oberst
3 - jeff buckley
4 - frank reader
5 - roddy woomble

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[Furtherman]

Admiral Byrd
Neil Armstrong
Major Gordon Cooper
Dwight Eisenhower
My Grandfather

If we ran out of wine - then, only then, would I call up this jesus character and have him come over and do the water into wine trick. Which he probably could not do, then we'd give him a beating.

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[Freakshow]

Sir Issac Newton
Alexander Hamilton
William Tecumsah Sherman
Robert Johnson
Joe Paterno



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