Look to your left -

[Furtherman]

What do you see?

I see a stack of manilla folders, a bottle filled with sand from Puerto Rico, a Towelie doll from South Park, a stack of TV Guides, a keychain with a shark eating a man and a 12 pack of binder clips.

This has been an avoiding work moment.





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[shamus mcfitzy]

a box of Kleenex, my bed, the wall.

[SatCam]

a tree stump

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[Wormwood]

a bookshelf, a duraflame log resting on the bookshelf, printer, drafting table,my coat hanging over a chair and a dead hooker.


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I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead

This message was edited by Wormwood on 11-21-03 @ 3:53 PM

[Reephdweller]

Presently at work I see an empty desk, a cabinet, and a wall.





real exciting stuff.

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<font size="1" color="red">
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done</marquee> </font>

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

My rolodex, my phone, a tape dispenser, a calculator, a bunch of paper, the Penske file.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

oh and the only person i see is Karl Marx...

[Freakshow]

The following CDs stacked in front of my CPU (from bottom to top)

Kill Hannah--For Never & Ever
Primus--Pork Soda
Dropkick Murphys--Blackout
Staind--Dysfunction
The Donnas--Spend the Night
Nas--God's Son
Bradley Nowell and Friends--Sublime Accoustic
Avail--Front Porch Stories
Flogging Molly--Swagger
Morphine--The Best of Morphine 1992-1995
The Bouncing Souls--Anchors Aweigh

Plus a calendar for my company and a board with my daily Simpsons quote:

"Shut up brain or i'll stab you with a Q-Tip"



<img src=http://www.christpuncherrecords.com/monkey.jpg>
<BR>
All I know is i'm getting straight A's and that ain't not bad.

[Melrapuo]

a huge pile of books, paints, and other assorted pieces of crap.

<img src="http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment/images/apcsigcrap.bmp">

Somebody please help me with touching up my sigs so they don't look like shit.

My Really Crappy Site (http://www.hometown.aol.com/falsadvirtizment)

YANKEES FAN SINCE BIRTH!

[Gringo Star]

The other part of my desk (at work):
3 Coke cans
My "toy" collection (including the Animaniacs, The Creature From The Black Lagoon, Woody w/lasso, etc)
A picture of my girlfriend
Phone
Clip-on shades
3 "Kiss This" CDs
Assorted office supplies (stapler, tape, stamps... lots of stamps, etc)

All of these things (except the phone) should be in a box... it's my second-to-last day. Nothing like waiting 'til the last minute.

<a href="http://www.diggerphelps.net/home.html"><img src="http://www.hometohenry.com/diggerphelps/RonFezsig.gif"></a>

[Crippler]

an 8 foot stainless steel table
2 three foot tall cabinets filled with powdered & liquid chemicals
three refrigerators
a fire extinguisher
a laserjet printer.

SigPic thanks to TenbatsuZen
http://pic5.picturetrail.com/VOL77/857148/1548180/18137301.jpg

[Jennitalia]

My pictures of my cats
folders
paperwork for Ringling Bros
file cabinets
a "smurf blue" wall

<IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/jensig2.gif">

[DJEvelEd]

Small TV
Pile of lottery tickets
Ashtray
Quasimidi 309 drum machine
Roland 505 drum machine
Tape of Ferrall's last show
Verizon wireless bill
Other computer for MIDI
NEC projector
Mackie CR1604 mixer
Akai sampler
MOTC Midi Express
Digitech DHP55 sound processor
Sony DAT player
Denon Cassette player
Patch bay
Unopened fortune cookie
Work badge
Black & Milds
Garbage can
Tonkinese cat (Curly)
2 Technics MKIII turntables
Pioneer DJM600 mixer
2 crates or records (Drum & Bass and House)
One hitter (heading for my lips)

<IMG SRC="http://members.aol.com/canofsoup15/images/dj-sig.gif">
May your Kum Krusted Kocks be Konsistantly Kovered in Kunt.

[dingo]

my messinger bag whit castle and taco bell cups and krista allen from the neck down on the stuff cover

NJ's Sexiest Bicycle Mechanic

[Jack_Doff]

Greasy Italian guy scratching his crotch. Envious?

[furie]

my cat, Jack Kirby


<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/bod6.gif" height=100 width=300>

[Tenbatsuzen]

A Soundgarden platinum record.



<center><img src="http://tenbatsuzen.homestead.com/files/psychosig03.jpg"></center>

[Patches]

One of the other guys on a cross. Man, why did they only tie him down and nail me? I ain't goin anywhere!!

<IMG SRC=http://www.silentspic.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10004/newsig.jpg>
www.silentspic.com

<b>F**K THIS GAME</B>

[zoom2457]

my kitchen which would frighten all of you. :blush:

"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"

[reeshy]

A half-naked 55 year old Puerto Rican guy sitting on my examination table wired up for an EKG bitching about this is eating into his love life and next to him on a stainless steel tabe a box of 22 guage syringes!!!!!!

<IMG SRC=http://hometown.aol.com/satelitecam/images/sig_reeshy.gif>
Satcam makes the very best....sigpics!!

[TheGameHHH]

a window


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[Late2party]

Fallout Shelter sign
Junkies picture
Janis Joplin repro poster
HFStival all-access pass
three calendars
staff list
Monte Carlo 400 and Stacker 200 ticket stubs
Defense Protection Service K-9 Explosives Detection Unit patch
G. Gordon Liddy clock set to Atlantic Standard Time
48-star 3"x5" American flag
whiteboard that says "PROD 2 REEL 1 R CH AFU".

[blancostupido]

The only way out

[gypsy]

My 9 year old Springer Spaniel, who is licking himself.

"I Whupped Batman's Ass" Wesley Willis R.I.P

[AngelAmy]

small tv, dvd player, south park dolls of mr hat and jimmy. my cock, two frog banks, BASEketball poster, jim norton poster, glow in the dark frogs on the wall, my two get well bears, yosemite sam, marvin the marsian, mickey mouse, a blue gorilla, a few monkeys, some frogs, tino martinez poster, a pile of clothes on the floor, high school diploma, a whole bunch other stuff

<center>You can speak your mind but not on my time.
C*U*N*T
[b]I'm doing the happy dance, I'm doing the happy dance.
<img src="http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/treysig.gif">
<font color=blue>110% Shenannigans</font>

[Katylina]

I see a big Puerto Rican boyfriend.

<center>
<marquee>I would take it like a champ for Jim Norton. I'm full of freakiness, so give my kat a kiss. My neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack</marquee>
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=katylina">
<a href="http://www.pagerealm.com/katylina/index.html" target=_new>Katylina's Web Page</a>
<br>
<br>
<b>Thank you to ADF, Fluff, and AG for making certain sigs for me!</b>

[Zipgun]

Candle holder
Printer
Homemade bong
Dictionary
Speaker
Crosman Auto338
Post-it notes
Cd's
Picasso
Lava lamp
Checks
Bills



To the right is much more interesting. But you didn't ask about that.



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Member #57 REPRESENTIN'!
big ups mikeyboy[color=White]

This message was edited by skidmark on 11-21-03 @ 11:12 PM

[ADF]

My bed, a pike of dirty laundry on it, a Rothko poster, and a Magritte poster.

God damn, I just ate one of those hot peppers you get in Chinese food. Yeowch.

<center><img src = "http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/cheese.gif"><br>The boy with the thorn in his side.</center>

[Arienette]

stereo
lamp
fan
douglas adams' "the ultimate hitchhiker's guide"
desk
tons and tons of clothes
porn
cell phone
water
books
big stuffed meeko doll
tissues
mirror
buffy poster

i could go on and on, but i won't..

<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/aridark.gif" height=100 width=300</img><br>you lay your head onto my shoulder<br>pour like water over me</center>

[Fallon]

My closet, a survivor series poster, my bed and boxes (moving).

<center>
<img border=1 src="http://home.comcast.net/~wwfallon/RFnet10.jpg"><br><b>Tina Fey is hot!</b></center> <font color=white>

[high fly]

My poster of a guy at one-a them Mr. Universe-type body building competitions and Ronal Reagan's face has been put on the weightlifter's body.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Death Metal Moe]

A bunch of shit, but the most interesting thing in my opinion is prickly pear cactus syrup. Stuff is good, and a little exotic. Mmmmmmm. Just took a fingerfull and it's good. OH SHIT! Seriously, it say refrigerate after opening, and I opened it like last month. This could be bad. I hope I can salvage the stuff.

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<A HREF="http://www.unhallowed.com">www.unhallowed.com</A>
WITH A BODY OF STONE, AND A MIND LIKE... GENIUSNESS!

[uncleryan]

i see a cloud.................with a vein in it!

[JustJon]

A wall with a Warner Bros Harley Quinn squareface hanging on it.

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon9.gif"><BR><A href="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com">Chaotic Concepts</a>

[furie]

now it's my other cat, Rom


<img src="http://tseery.homestead.com/files/bod6.gif" height=100 width=300>

[EQ]

[quote]A half-naked 55 year old Puerto Rican guy sitting on my examination table wired up for an EKG bitching about this is eating into his love life and next to him on a stainless steel tabe a box of 22 guage syringes!!!!!!




I have the same stuff as Reeshy.












...No sig, yet... Sigh.

Quinn Loves You.

[Heather 8]

My bed, a standing lamp, my dresser, a trash can, my fridge, and my closet.

Studio apartments suck.

[center]http://members.aol.com/deeprooteddark/images/vicstacrf.jpg
On a mission to prove that Teenweek is Trips, and that RFM is a long-lost Jarrett. ;p
[center]

[EQ]

[quote]A wall with a Warner Bros Harley Quinn squareface hanging on it.

Ah, Jon.

I want that poster! Did you create that first sig pic I had with the same Harley Quinn image?

( Sorry, I digress. Carry on with the thread, folks )



...No sig, yet... Sigh.

Quinn Loves You.

[JustJon]

same charcter, Quinny, but in her costume

http://members.aol.com/jaypr/batpage/sfhar.jpg

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[EQ]

[quote]same character, Quinny, but in her costume

http://members.aol.com/jaypr/batpage/sfhar.jpg




Why do you hurt me, Jon?



...No sig, yet... Sigh.

Quinn Loves You.

[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

my bed and a window.


http://members.hometown.aol.com/gpigking/myhomepage/rocout.gif?mtbrand=AOL_US

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I'm at home as opposed to the office.

My cat Alice (http://atamichimpo.50megs.com/images/realalicefuzzybutt.jpg), my computer tower, bunch of CDs and DVDs, my messy den, and equally messy kitchen.

<IMG SRC=http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/alicesig.jpg>

[mikeyboy]

A lamp
A picture of my daughter
A stack of DVDs
A spindle of blank DVDs
A ream of Georgia-Pacific multi-purpose paper
A package of Jet Print Photo premium photo paper
A package of Fellowes slim jewel case inserts
West's Federal Civil Judicial Procedure Rules for 2003
Disney's "Ready to Read with Winnie the Pooh" CD-ROM
Lost Highway New Music Sampler Volume I

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=mikeyboy">
Thanks to Pantera, Yerdaddy, fluffernutter, Tall_James, and Skidmark for new sigs
I'm hiding out in the big city blinking
Subscriber to Dignan's 40 year plan
2%

[Stalker Catty]

A halogen torch lamp
My RPG bag that has my character sheets, dice, and a couple books I've been meaning to check out
A complete set of Chez Geek in the Block Party box
A closet door


How come I suddenly feel like I'm playing Zork?

________
"Meow meow. Kill me."

[flavorsaver]

pitch black...

why could you have not said "look right"?!?

<IMG SRC="http://wnewsgirl.homestead.com/files/FSSig.jpg">

Brought to you courtesy of AngelA Prod

[Mike Teacher]

http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/room

<IMG SRC="http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/newsig">

[sexy bastard]

a picture of my niece, my cellphone, my wallett, my medicine,three different art sketches for the book,palm pilot

<img src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/leonj25/myhomepage/sb.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>

www.leohernandez.net

This message was edited by sexy bastard on 11-24-03 @ 6:20 AM

[sr71blackbird]

Swiss Army Champ knife
scanner
printer
pen
notepad
Sunshine Buddie
porno dvd
Cable Guy dvd
Rolodex
stacks of documents on the floor waiting to go into my file in my closet
door leading to kitchen/livingroom
other table with old monitor on it


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<center><B>My Thanks to Reefdwella for the sig-pic!</B></center>

<center><B><strike>Folgers and Lava</strike></B></center>

<marquee behavior=alternate><font size=1>( o Y o )</marquee>

[A.J.]

Some assorted papers
Box of Kleenex
My Palm Pilot cradle
A picture of my family
Funding sheets for my programs
Japanese restaurant menu
Stapler
Scotch tape dispenser

<IMG SRC="http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/ajdcsig.jpg">
A Skidmark production.

Red Sox Nation

[JustJon]

Why do you hurt me, Jon?

You always hurt the ones you love.

<img src="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/rfjustjon9.gif"><BR><A href="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com">Chaotic Concepts</a>

[StupidGirlllll]

A hallway to my co-workers office, some pics on her wall..exciting stuff.

http://www.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/3646846f.jpg

[Gwen]

A guy who smells sitting in a wheelchair, clipping his fingernails only to break to stir his cup o'noodles with a dirty ruler.

The sad part is, I am not making this up...I hate this job.

<img src=http://dynamitediva.50megs.com/afrosig.gif>
<a href=http://dynamitediva.blogspot.com>Cheers, Fuckface!</a>

[sexy bastard]

[quote]A guy who smells sitting in a wheelchair, clipping his fingernails only to break to stir his cup o'noodles with a dirty ruler.

The sad part is, I am not making this up...I hate this job.[quote]

maybe for the holidays give him a secret santa gift of soap, deodarant



<img src=http://publish.hometown.aol.com/leonj25/myhomepage/sb.jpg?mtbrand=AOL_US>

www.leohernandez.net

[Katylina]

Air conditioner
Edmark Reading Program
Various boxes of curriculum
A covered up window

<center>
<marquee>I would take it like a champ for Jim Norton. I'm full of freakiness, so give my kat a kiss. My neck, my back, lick my pussy and my crack</marquee>
<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=katylina">
<a href="http://www.pagerealm.com/katylina/index.html" target=_new>Katylina's Web Page</a>
<br>
<br>
<b>Thank you to ADF, Fluff, and AG for making certain sigs for me!</b>