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Mike Teacher
11-21-2003, 11:12 AM
So when I was full-time in the classroom it's time for a term paper teacher I'd be on the internet all the time doing text searches to bust the kids who would copy and paste website stuff as reports.

Anyway, one of these reminded me of whenever the hell it was for you, at whatever age, however you found it, but it might have been something along the lines of this, as to Where Babies Come From:




Fertilization, fusing of male and female gametes to form a zygote, usually occurs in the widest part of the uterine tubes near the ovary. Spermatozoa deposited in the vagina after coitus must travel through the female reproductive tract and intercept the ovum in its first day of passage. The conceptus continues the journey through the Fallopian tube. About three days after fertilization and three or four mitotic divisions, the zygote enters the uterus. It then consists of an inner cell mass that will give rise to tissues of the embryo and an outer cell mass that will form the placenta. Fluid penetrates its intercellular spaces, inflating the cavity within the outer cell mass, producing a blastocyst. By the end of the first week after fertilization, the blastocyst has embedded itself in the endometrium of the uterus, an event called implantation. The expected length of human pregnancy is about 280 days after the onset of last menstruation or 266 days (38 weeks) after fertilization.


Maybe it wasn't exactly that, but I Do remember being very very young and reading this and being like What The F? That's a lot of work.

Anyone find out about all this birds and bees stuff in a similar or unusual way?


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StupidGirlllll
11-21-2003, 11:14 AM
I enjoyed that as much as I enjoyed your Michael Jackson song....

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Mike Teacher
11-21-2003, 11:16 AM
Come on there's a difference. Once is disgusting and makes a person violently ill, the other is about Pregnancy.

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JustJon
11-21-2003, 11:16 AM
you lost me. what was the point? babies are copying term papers from the internet?

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TheMojoPin
11-21-2003, 04:19 PM
I learned everything I know about the sexes from "Kindergarten Cop".

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more cowbells
11-21-2003, 05:49 PM
I asked Jeeves where babies came from.

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high fly
11-22-2003, 09:21 AM
MIKE, you are sick, vile and disgusting.

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keithy_19
11-22-2003, 03:30 PM
So thats why I havn't had my period in awhile...

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Melrapuo
11-22-2003, 03:48 PM
I found out when I walked in on my parents one night...

I am emotionally scarred for life.

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FUNKMAN
11-22-2003, 07:09 PM
when i was around 6 some spanish kid from around the corner name George told me that men could get pregnant and when men get pregnant it's called a "jelly baby"...

i believed him and tried telling others about it for a while...

George was playing army tag one day with a couple of my older brothers and i saw him fall and break his arm. i didn't say it then but i'm saying it now "good, that's what you get for lying"
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keithy_19
11-22-2003, 07:52 PM
George told me that men could get pregnant and when men get pregnant it's called a "jelly baby"

Jelly baby? What the hell was wrong with this kid?!



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