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Death Metal Moe

11-21-2003, 10:37 AM

Let's get one thing CRYSTAL CLEAR right off the bat. I KNOW I never saw the movie. Not many people have because it's not out yet.

So how can I HATE it already? I'll tell you. PRODUCT TIE INS AND SHITTY COMMERCIALS!! GODDAMN!!!!

If I have to see ONE MORE Burger King or Radio Shack commercial with HORRIBLE Seuss rip off rhyming scripts I will EXCECUTE A BUS LOAD OF NUNS!!!!!!!

This movie MIGHT actually be good if Meyer's personality shines through enough past the shitty kids stuff. But it is at a HUGE DISADVANGATE already in Moe's head after having to see and hear the commercials.

I saw a review of it today on MSNBC. The reporter delivered the story in a Seuss-esque rhyme scheme.

I haven't stopped vomiting.

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furie

11-21-2003, 10:41 AM

is this shoc....just kidding

I too HATE this movie. defiling yet another great childhood memory.

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Death Metal Moe

11-21-2003, 10:42 AM

Keep that shit up furie and I may just stop starting threads all together.

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SatCam

11-21-2003, 10:42 AM

I saw this movie already. It was called The Grinch.

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shamus mcfitzy

11-21-2003, 10:44 AM

I will EXCECUTE A BUS LOAD OF NUNS!!!!!!!

again?!?!?

Reephdweller

11-21-2003, 10:44 AM

I didn't bother with the Grinch and I won't with this one either. I was sort've curious to see how Meyers would handle the role, but from seeing the commercials and all the horrible hype for this I have no interest to see it. My only chance of seeing this movie will be if it's on cable on day. I will not rent it or buy it.

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SatCam

11-21-2003, 10:45 AM

I'm sure Epert and Roper gave this movie "Two Ovaries Up"

Dammit, I should've saved that joke for another thread

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Death Metal Moe

11-21-2003, 10:47 AM

Dammit, I should've saved that joke for another thread

Yea, maybe a Saturday. I'm not home Saturdays.

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SatCam

11-21-2003, 10:48 AM

Atleast you could make it funny.

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Death Metal Moe

11-21-2003, 10:51 AM

But even I have my limits. BEWARE!

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SatCam

11-21-2003, 10:53 AM

I have the utmoest respect for you.

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Death Metal Moe

11-21-2003, 10:54 AM

utmoest

AAA GE GE GE!!!!!!!!

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Reephdweller

11-21-2003, 10:55 AM

But even I have my limits.

Don't say that! My reason for sticking around on this board is knowing that Moe has no limits. You burst that bubble, and me and the other 12,999 other people on this board will walk away from here forever.

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shamus mcfitzy

11-21-2003, 11:03 AM

yeah Moe. You ARE the Dark Lord of RonFez.net after all.

Doogie

11-21-2003, 11:03 AM

I will EXCECUTE A BUS LOAD OF NUNS!!!!!!!

Why not just load them up on a bus with kittens and orphans and blow it all up??

But I do agree with you that the movie just looks bad.

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JustJon

11-21-2003, 11:27 AM

Not only does the movie look like a piece of shit, Meyers sounds like he's just doing his Linda Richman character in a cat suit, and it's gotten shitty reviews, but....

a sequel has been in the works for weeks now.

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Fallon

11-21-2003, 11:54 AM

Dr. Seuss is a fag!

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JohnnyCash

11-21-2003, 12:26 PM

That looks like the worst movie. He hasnt been funny for a long time.

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Furtherman

11-21-2003, 12:32 PM

Zeus mi tub!

Dr. Seuss my tub!

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DarkHippie

11-21-2003, 01:54 PM

Good thing Chris farley is dead or else "horton hatches the egg" would be next.

or maybe Jerry Stiller can play the Lorax?

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ChrisTheCop

11-21-2003, 02:39 PM

I will not watch it in a car
I will not watch it in a bar
Linda Richman in a cats suit
Will it be good?
The question is moot.
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