Happy Birthday Alkey! [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

Mothball

11-19-2003, 10:29 PM

A gentleman, and a really cool guy! I don't mind paying that ATM service charge, I know Alkey gets it! :)

SuperClerk

11-19-2003, 11:03 PM

Happy Birthday Alkey

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reeshy

11-20-2003, 12:02 AM

Happy Birthday, Sweety!!!!!

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Green Lantern

11-20-2003, 12:51 AM

Happy Birthday Alkey you drunk bastard!!!!

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Reephdweller

11-20-2003, 02:57 AM

Happy Birthday IA

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enjoy buddy!

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silera

11-20-2003, 03:30 AM

Odd.

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RF Godfather

11-20-2003, 03:43 AM

Ummm... Alkey's birthday is March 21st... same as our lovely Mod Alice S. Fuzzybutt. :p

Trying to trick me... or even silera. Sneaky, sneaky.

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Fallon

11-20-2003, 04:00 AM

Just to be safe...

Happy Birthday Alkey!
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Yerdaddy

11-20-2003, 04:39 AM

Eh, fuck it. Birthday or not who's up for SPANKINGS!

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silera

11-20-2003, 05:24 AM

Silera's birthday = 11-23
Alkey's birthday = 3-21

I swear we're two different people.

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jafter

11-20-2003, 05:56 AM

Happy Birthday Alkey!!!!!!!!!!

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Jennitalia

11-20-2003, 06:21 AM

I hope Silera sucks it long and hard for you. Happy Birthday, Alkey!

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

11-20-2003, 07:08 AM

Yes, Alkey's birthday is March 21st. As is mine, so mark your calendars kids!

OHHH! Now it makes sense! (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/75/Topic/33892/page/I_tried_crack_for_the_first_time_today.htm)

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JustJon

11-20-2003, 07:09 AM

I'm just entertained by people who are posting more happy birthdays to alkey after sil's post.

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A.J.

11-20-2003, 07:10 AM

Alkey's birthday = 3-21

But is it "observed" on 3-17?

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Jennitalia

11-20-2003, 07:18 AM

I'm just entertained by people who are posting more happy birthdays to alkey after sil's post.

ok, so i take back the happy birthday part, but i still hope she sucks it long and hard for him.

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high fly

11-20-2003, 07:22 AM

HB ALKEY!!

To hang onto SILERA like you've done, you've gotta be one swell guy!

We're all jealous.........and many happy returns.

" and they ask me why I drink"

StupidGirlllll

11-20-2003, 07:24 AM

Tell me if I am wrong, but isn't there another Alkey Somebody on this board?

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TheMojoPin

11-20-2003, 08:03 AM

It's not his birthday, but I'm popping out of the cake all the same.

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silera

11-20-2003, 09:00 AM

ok, so i take back the happy birthday part, but i still hope she sucks it long and hard for him.

That's my birthday gift!

I'm so lucky!

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JustJon

11-20-2003, 09:24 AM

Tell me if I am wrong, but isn't there another Alkey Somebody on this board?

A listing of every member with "Alkey" in their name:
AlkeyBangsUglySkanks
AlkeyBigEarSmallDick
AlkeyLovesManAss
ALKEYLUVSWELFAREMOMS
ALKEYMakesTheseNames
AlkeysEarGetsAmFm
AlkeysHugeUglyEar
AlkeysWelfareBitch
IrishAlkey
SHUT ALKEY UP

Aren;t you glad you asked?

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high fly

11-20-2003, 09:26 AM

You forgot DEATH METAL ALKEY

" and they ask me why I drink"

Bestinshow

11-20-2003, 09:27 AM

Can I say Happy Birthday Silera here? And how come she doesnt have a birthday thread?

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silera

11-20-2003, 09:27 AM

I miss that guy.

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TheMojoPin

11-20-2003, 09:45 AM

He wants to fuck that ear.

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JustJon

11-20-2003, 09:53 AM

You forgot DEATH METAL ALKEY

" and they ask me why I drink"
I forget nothing. That name has never been registered. but DeathMetalHOMO has.

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JustJon

11-20-2003, 09:55 AM

Silera's birthday = 11-23

Can I say Happy Birthday Silera here? And how come she doesnt have a birthday thread?

Because her birthday thread will appear in 369 days.

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Hosp

11-20-2003, 10:02 AM

I love how no one ever reads through these threads enough.

Reminds me of my week of birthdays last year.

And Alkey doesn't care that any of you are alive. Well, maybe Silera, but that's because she knows how to fake a stomach ache.

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TheMojoPin

11-20-2003, 10:07 AM

Nobody ever registered a hateful parody of my name?

DENIED.

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IrishAlkey

11-20-2003, 10:12 AM

That list of names brings back such wonderful memories.

I guess we can top this in four months.

You all have that much more time to rough draft your comments of admiration and praise.

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JustJon

11-20-2003, 11:26 AM

By popular demand (of Mojo), all names with "Mojo" in it:
badmojo
mojojan
MoJoJOJO
mojomadness
mojomofo
mojopinisadick
mojorisn75
MojoTeddybear
Pray for Mojo
TheMojoPin
TheMojoShithead

Obviously a couple aren't about him, but we all know he'll pretend they are.

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IrishAlkey

11-20-2003, 11:42 AM

Mine were much more hurtful.

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stickyfingers

11-20-2003, 01:35 PM

AlkeyBigEarSmallDick

now if I could only remember my password

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JustJon

11-21-2003, 06:17 AM

AlkeyBigEarSmallDick

now if I could only remember my password

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jrich is quite a guy

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stickyfingers

11-22-2003, 02:08 PM

alright! I'm back

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Cybersoldier

11-22-2003, 03:32 PM

Happy Birthday Alkey

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stickyfingers

11-22-2003, 04:54 PM

D'oh!

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TheMojoPinhead

11-22-2003, 05:21 PM

Nobody ever registered a hateful parody of my name?

Not hateful. No, never hateful. I just want to wear your skin as a suit.

Have a nice day! :)

DJEvelEd

11-22-2003, 07:36 PM

Happy Unbirthday!

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TheMojoPin

11-22-2003, 08:43 PM

I'm like a Beatle!

And I'm gonna die like one, too!

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zathrus

11-23-2003, 07:16 AM

happy birthday!

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JustJon

11-24-2003, 06:07 AM

hmmm... 3 days and another didn't read the thread...

ok, how mnay of you tried to login as AlkeyBigEarSmallDick? The password was real, but the account was long ago banned.

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