I used a tampon

[Mothball]

I was in my girlfriends bathroom and she was out of paper. I had to wipe. My choices were a nice set of bathtowels or a couple of tampons, which I eventually used to wipe with.
they really do expand, and they work well!

[Snoogans]

some of us enjoy sandwiches, and i would like to continue enjoying mine. i cant anymore, and so i hate you

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[high fly]

At first I was gonna tell you how to wipe with just one square of toilet paper, but on second thought, naaaaah.

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[Jack_Doff]

In High School, I was disgusted to see a wrestler leave the mat with a bloody nose and return with two tampons shoved in his nostrils. On top of which, he lost the match. I'm not sure which he was more embarrassed about.

[Wormwood]

there's no such thing as a nice set of bath towels in that situation.

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[Contra]

Too bad she doesn't use pads. Probably would have worked better.

You always check first, ALWAYS!

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[Death Metal Moe]

You always check first, ALWAYS!


Not when you're trying to do something SHOCKING!

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[SatCam]

What did you do with the used tampons?

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[Arienette]

Too bad she doesn't use pads. that's never too bad. pads are icky.

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[IrishAlkey]

Moe, I ask that you cease and desist from using that fucking word.

The fact that you worship pork products and are enraged by food particles falling from your lips onto your Death Metal shirt might also startle a few people.

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[DarkHippie]

The most shocking part is that he has a girlfriend

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[Death Metal Moe]

Moe, I ask that you cease and desist from using that fucking word.



If the shoe fits.....


And Douche Bag is a lot harsher. Shock Poster is the PC way to say it.

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[sr71blackbird]

I use baby wipes. Best invention of the 20th century.

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[FUNKMAN]

what! no curtains?

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[Mothball]

You guys only know half the story. After I wiped I realized that I had to dispose of the damn thing. I wrapped it in one of my socks and put it in my coat pocket, I was going to throw it away outside the house. I forgot about it! My GF asked me later "did you step in something? and then I realized I still had it! I told her I farted and when I went to throw it away it was stuck in my pocket, like dried cement!
I eventually fessed up and told her what happened. She thinks I'm disturbed! LOL!

[SatCam]

She thinks I'm disturbed! LOL!

You better make sure that bitch doesnt know what hit her.

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[SatCam]

You better make sure that bitch doesnt know what hit her.

Obviously that line accidentally ran itself into its own punchline.

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[DJEvelEd]

What a waste. You could've flossed your teeth with the string.
Maybe even sopped up some runaway Period Blood too.


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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 11-23-03 @ 6:25 AM

[KC2OSO]

[quote]I use baby wipes. Best invention of the 20th century.
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Righ on man. I too have reached new heights of cleanliness.



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This message was edited by Fester on 11-23-03 @ 8:11 AM

[zathrus]

well atleast you didn't use your hands. ou get points for origionality.

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[hyperspace]

next time wipe with one of your socks and for fun put it in the toilet tank so it will stay with her indefinetaly!!!

[Johnathan H Christ]

when im rich and famous, im going to wipe with nothing but purebred fluffy white himilayin kittens.

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[Heavy]

ou get points for origionality.

He gets points for NOTHING. He made up a bad stupid story

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[kc7586]

i dont know what to be more disturbed by, this post or the fact that he admitted to wearing womens panties a while back

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[monsterone]

why couldn't you have used a shotgun with your pinkie toe on the trigger?

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[Leadbottom]

I once crapped in a subway car and wiped with the Post. It was softer than the Times.

McHALE!

[Duke]

arent u the same person that u tried crack for the first time then posted about it.....God what will u tell us next?????

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