Weird Habits

[DreamWeaver]

I have this weird unconscious habit of unbuttoning and unzipping my pants a couple of minutes before I go to the bathroom. Sometimes I don't even know it happened until I'm walking around my living room and my pants start to fall down. That's when I know its time to pee. This usually only happens at home.

Well, surprise surprise. I did it at work today. I got to the bathroom and went to unzip when I realized it was already done. After thinking about it for a minute I realized it must have happened when I got up from my desk. So I was walking down the hall with my pants undone. CLASSY. Thank the Lord there was no one around. I think zombies take over my body when I have to urinate.

Do you do weird stuff like this?


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[JustJon]

I think there are websites dedicated to that kind of thing. $30 a month to see.

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[JohnnyCash]

Do you do weird stuff like this?




Um, no.

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Weird Habits

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[Jack_Doff]

I did that once by mistake when I was an Altar Boy.

Afterwards, the priests gave me all the best masses to serve.

[McNabbShouldDie]

I bite the insides of my cheeks.

And I always pee before I leave the house, even if its only a tinkle.

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[furie]

I've been told I have several idioms, but if I do, I'm oblivious to them.


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[Hosp]

I laugh at anyone over 7 who refers to taking a piss as going tinkle.

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[Wormwood]

When writing something as simple as a shopping list on a piece of paper if I don't like my penmanship or I spell a word wrong I throw out the list and start a new one.

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[high fly]

I put on one sock and then the shoe that goes on that foot, then I put on the other sock and the shoe that goes on that foot.


I got the idea from an old episode of All In the Family.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[blakjeezis]

I think there are websites dedicated to that kind of thing. $30 a month to see.


And I get the show for free. Kinda like a cable descrambler.

My weird habit is scratching my ears. Much like Fezzie, I need to have that ear-gasm. I don't just do it in the morning though, I do it anytime of the day or night, in any company. I jam my finger in as far as it can go and wiggle it up and down as fast as I can, sometimes for up to a minute. It feels so Goddamn good. I've been told I look lke a dog scratching when I do it, but I don't give a fuck.

I also don't finish my sentences when I'm talking. They start okay, but then I jamallthewordstogetherattheendandstart the next sentence all slow again.

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[Arienette]

sometimes, when i have to pee, i unconsciously unbutton and unzip the pants of the person closest to me. this sometimes gets me into trouble. and i still have to pee.

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[Steels]

When writing something as simple as a shopping list on a piece of paper if I don't like my penmanship or I spell a word wrong I throw out the list and start a new one.


Not only do I go through this but I'll even take a quick second to try and persuade myself to STOP my ridiculous behavior to no avail.

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[FUNKMAN]

even now that i'm almost 'grown up' i still avoid stepping on cracks. i'm not superstitious, just a habit that stuck...

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[tazewellington]

Sometimes when I have a bit too much to drink, I like to duct-tape my neighbors cats to my arms and legs, and then run naked screaming down the street.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Sometimes when I have a bit too much to drink, I like to duct-tape my neighbors cats to my arms and legs, and the run naked screaming down the street.


Just remember: THIS was your first post. It's going on your permanent record.

Gina, I tend to un-button on route to the bathroom. I'll be in La-La land and, sure enough, I'm un-buttoning my pants within 8 feet of the Ladies room!

And I need to have an empty bladder before I eat. I don't know what that's about.



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[Gvac]

Although I'm right handed, when I pee I HAVE TO hold my hose with my left hand. If I try to use my right hand, I piss all over the place.

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[tazewellington]

"Note: No cats were harmed during the creation of my previous post"

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Actually, my wierd habit is that I have to raise my feet whenever I drive over train tracks.

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[sr71blackbird]

I have this weird habbit where after I go to the toilet to do my 'bidness and I get up to flush, as soon as the water starts going down I have this overwhelming urge to piss again and it bothers me.
I also bite the insides of my cheeks to and have these lines inside my mouth that correspond to where Ive bitten them over the years.

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[sr71blackbird]

I also have the ear thing, but I use q tips and I know I go a little to deep with them, but I love it.

Sometimes Ill look in the mirror and suddenly theres this one long white hair in my eyebrow! I go to pull it out and Im thinking its someone elses, but its mine! Im like...where the hell did THAT come from?? No way I missed that this morning...

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[FUNKMAN]

when i'm at a restaurant i have to have all the silverware to my left and my drinking glass to my right...

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[jamesdiggy]

When I buy a newspaper I never take the one on top, for some fear that it's tainted or filled with lies, I always grab the second or third one down in the pile.

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[Tazz]

And I need to have an empty bladder before I eat.


Same here. The worst is going to a deli and finding out it has no public restroom.

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[MHasegawa]

Emptying ashtrays that are barely full. Just something about burning an old butt that annoys me.

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[EndangeredFeces]

I always find it soothing to batch into the potato salad at picnics.

Then I play a few matches of badminton and drink myself into an angry stupor.

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

sometimes when I am taking a shit, instead of pulling a new roll, I will flip over the same piece of tissue i just wiped my ass with and used the side i had my hand on when i was wiping my ass.


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[shamus mcfitzy]

you don't use the other side of the toilet paper......?

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blakjeezis: "SHIT! Every fucking time! When will I learn??"


Mine is alot like Blakjeezis....keep wiggling that finger in the ear to get out the dry and unwanted wax!
That and after sitting in my chair at the office for so long I tend to sit stright up and rotate my head until I hear a VERY satisfying "CRACK...CRACK" From my neck. Freaks out my co-workers.

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[A.J.]

If I'm standing and talking I can't keep my hands at my sides. I'll have to fold my arms or keep my hands in my pockets.

Although I'm right handed, when I pee I HAVE TO hold my hose with my left hand. If I try to use my right hand, I piss all over the place.


Ditto.

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When I buy a newspaper I never take the one on top

Ditto.

I do the same when buying milk, always the container a few behind the front one.

Ditto.

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[sr71blackbird]

When I buy a newspaper I never take the one on top


Shit, I do that too! Its like bread, you never take the top slice, you have to go back a few slices to get to the "good stuff", I do the same when buying milk, always the container a few behind the front one.

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[zoom2457]

I do that too! Its like bread, you never take the top slice, you have to go back a few slices to get to the "good stuff", I do the same when buying milk, always the container a few behind the front one.


Yep, same here. I do the ear thing too. I also, whenever I get into the car, have to light a cigarette before I can drive away. Even if I just finished smoking one outside the car.

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[Furtherman]

I don't think I have nay wierd ticks. I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers.

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[Reephdweller]

When I buy a newspaper I never take the one on top, for some fear that it's tainted or filled with lies, I always grab the second or third one down in the pile.



I do the same thing, whether it's buying movies, or books, electronics, foods, anything. I always look behind whatevers in front or on top to see if there's something better and take whatevers behind it. I also do the bread thing as well.

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[high fly]

Me too with the paper.
Coupla times I've picked up the Post at the 7-11 and a section was missing.

As I've locked keys in the house or car, before I lock a door, I not only feel for the keys in my pocket, I take them out and look at them.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Furtherman]

I actually pat myself down when I put on a jacket, feeling all pockets, saying "Allright.... Ok...... allright.... let's see ah..... ok..... allright...."

I blame Peter Falk in "The Princess Bride".



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[Bill From Yorktown]

ok, now I feel compelled to confess - when I take a leak, I flush a couple of seconds before I finish. The urinal or toilette will run for a couple of seconds after I stop, so it does drain, but I feel compelled to do this.



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[high fly]

Me too.
It's a bitch when you get one-a them "second surge"s, ain't it?

" and they ask me why I drink"

[blakjeezis]

Although I'm right handed, when I pee I HAVE TO hold my hose with my left hand


Dude, Gvac, wouldn't it be easier if you pulled them down to your ankles like the rest of the women?


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[FUNKMAN]

i have to have the water running while i brush my teeth...



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[hockey_midget]

I bite the insides of my cheeks.

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