Robber Forgets to Cut Eye Holes in Mask

[Furtherman]

This guy got AWAY.

Robber Forgets to Cut Eye Holes in Mask
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Published: November 19, 2003

Filed at 7:31 a.m. ET

MODESTO, Calif. (AP) -- Police said a masked man who robbed a Modesto bank Monday forgot to cut eye holes into his disguise, occasionally lifting up a corner of the flannel cloth to see his feet as he fumbled his way through the heist, and crashing into the Oak Valley Community Bank's steel door frame on the way out.

The robbery was successful, and the man, who was wearing a pink shirt, big white gardening gloves and tight jeans, was last seen driving away with an accomplice and an undisclosed amount of money, Detective Tom Blake said.

Police did not return messages Tuesday asking whether the man had been caught.

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/national/AP-Bank-Robber-Eye-Holes.html

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[A.J.]

the man, who was wearing a pink shirt, big white gardening gloves and tight jeans


Fabulous!

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[JustJon]

Do all the "Queer Eye" guys have alibis?

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[high fly]

Reminds me of the robbers caught on video who had the paper bags on their heads.
As they made their getaway, the bags got turned around enough so they couldn't see and they ran into each other as well as the door frames.
Funny stuff.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Furtherman]

Reading stories like this make me think... bank robbery... hmmmm.... but then I remember my tour of the Lackawanna State Prison and my sphincter tightens up. Then I think, naaaahhh... and make myself a sandwich.

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