Dice Drops F Bomb Several Times On Live CNN Show [Archive]

ChickenHawk

11-18-2003, 08:10 PM

I know this is a few days old now, but I just found the actual clip and I couldn't let people miss out on this. If you haven't already seen it, it's a MUST. This is an amazing Dice moment. EVERY SINGLE profanity he spews out gets through... EVERYTHING. It's fucking HILARIOUS.

*Classic (http://www.opacktool.com/video/CNNfn_Dice.zip)*

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FUNKMAN

11-18-2003, 08:13 PM

nothing like making an ass out of yourself to get some publicity. i don't think it 'fucking' helped...

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TheMojoPin

11-18-2003, 08:16 PM

Why the hell would Dice be news?

"The Art Carney situation..."

What, he's not dead anymore?

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ChickenHawk

11-18-2003, 08:17 PM

My favorite part is when they go back to the anchor and as he sits there with a nervous smile on his face, you just hear Dice's fading voice still spouting out things like "bullshit" "jerk off" and "asshole".

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TheGameHHH

11-18-2003, 08:23 PM

that was fuckin hysterical

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Steels

11-18-2003, 08:25 PM

Great job Chickenhawk!

My friends are gonna LOVE this!

Thanks!

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Wormwood

11-18-2003, 08:27 PM

My favorite part is when they go back to the anchor and as he sits there with a nervous smile on his face, you just hear Dice's fading voice still spouting out things like "bullshit" "jerk off" and "asshole".

exactly! Calling the guya jerkoff, while we get to watch his reaction was brilliant

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Mike Teacher

11-18-2003, 08:33 PM

Hysterical; i LOVE news anchors that refuse to break character when the shit hits the fan.

When was this? is he promoting something new? besides dates?

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Reephdweller

11-18-2003, 08:35 PM

That was absolutely classic! Nice job Chickenhawk

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Steels

11-18-2003, 08:49 PM

Chickenhawk will surely be printing and then lamenting this thread as PROOF of his (self proclaimed) much deserved yet NEVER appreciated contributions to the RonFez.Net board!

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JohnnyCash

11-18-2003, 09:09 PM

Dice is an asshole. Hes a low class prick.

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monsterone

11-18-2003, 09:17 PM

i hope dice starts a trend. good job hawk.

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Justice4all

11-19-2003, 03:01 AM

I got audio but no video on my link. (I saved it onto my computer) Any reason why that happened?
P.S. This made Dice look like an asshole....he seemed to go off for no reason...it reminded me of when WAYYY back Jim Rome called Jim Everett (the then QB of the Rams) CHRIS everett...when Everett told him he was sick of hearing that from him and did not want to hear it anymore, Rome could not help himself and called him Chris one more time. Then Everett got up and dumped Rome on his ass....it was CLASSIC TV but it made Rome look HORRIBLE!

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high fly

11-19-2003, 08:10 AM

I'd join Dice's entourage if he would give me a cool nickname.

" and they ask me why I drink"

Bama

11-19-2003, 08:46 AM

I want the five minutes of my life I just wasted on that back.

Dice can be such a jerkoff face sometimes.

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zoom2457

11-19-2003, 09:10 AM

That's really funny. The look on the anchor's face is priceless!!! This is must see tv.

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Heavy

11-19-2003, 11:04 AM

Best fucking video ever

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shamus mcfitzy

11-19-2003, 11:08 AM

did Dice run a gym, and was just being an asshole? Either way, it's classic Dice, by which i mean being an asshole for no reason, but bringing comedy to it.

DESERTEAGLE.50

11-19-2003, 10:25 PM

that.............was fucking authsum
I need a workout now, or somethin'

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11-20-2003, 10:54 AM

glad to see the Dow is up.

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11-20-2003, 11:02 AM

Wow! That was fucking amazing.

I can't believe CNN doesn't have a delay to bleep those out.

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Heavy

11-20-2003, 04:06 PM

A gym? What do you need a workout or something?

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Death Metal Moe

11-20-2003, 04:12 PM

It was well worth the half hour download for me man!

DICE RULES! More proof that he's one of the best things going. Bravo Mr. Silverstein. Bravo.

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Doctor Manhattan

11-21-2003, 04:19 AM

Dice is the Man, This and his appearance on Tough Crowd prove it.

I wish they'd take that "4 rounds of Smart Comedy" off the intro. That show is funny but not smart.

"Shut up, Stupid!"

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This message was edited by SofaKingWhat on 11-21-03 @ 8:20 AM