Things That O&A Should've Been Around For

[ChickenHawk]

A lot of shit has happened since they got pulled that would've made for some GREAT radio, but unfortunately they couldn't be around for it. Sometimes I just find myself saying "Aww man, O&A would've had a field day with this!" Here's a few:

* Buddy Ebsen's death.
* The Blackout of 2003.
* The Radio Chick's firing from Q104.
* The war in Iraq (and everything that came with it).
* The Kobe rape scandal.
* The big Michael Jackson interview special from last year. ("I am Peter Pan.")
* The death of the 102-year-old Queen Mum.

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This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 11-18-03 @ 11:50 PM

[ChrisTheCop]

The only time I think of them is when Ron or Fez try to do an impersonation of anyone. Anthony's talent is definitely being wasted on that beach. Besides that, Ron and Fez are all I need.

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[TheMojoPin]

Yeah, Chris is on the right path. Those are all events Anthony would have me rolling over and Opie would have me wishing a truck would fall on him.

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[JohnnyCash]

* Roy getting chewed on by the tiger.

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[ChickenHawk]

* Roy getting chewed on by the tiger.

Oh man, I can seriously HEAR that bit right now. Just constant tiger sound drops and screams of terror.

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[Steels]

The Rush Limbaugh story.

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[Johnny4]

Britney and Madonna kiss.

I didn't see anything, I didn't hear anything, I wasn't there and if I was there I was asleep.

[Teenweek]

-Vos losing to a Vietnamese boat singer (his words from Tough Crowd) on Last CXomic Standing.

[Crippler]

* Mike Tyson's facial art.
* the Opie Curse, as the Jets continue to look promising but suck once the season starts (although this will still be there when they do get back).

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[Teenweek]

-Don ZImmer fighting with Pedro Martinez.
-Bob Murphy retiring from the Mets.

[Justice4all]

*Any and ALL of the celebs that have died this year (just the sheer numbers of them)
*The Neverland Ranch being raided by police
*The Michael Jackson Interview several months ago on ABC
*Don and Mike being kicked off of WYSP in Philly
*The Yanks LOSING to the Marlins in the series
*Howard Stern gets a new girlfriend
*The wildfires in California
*The Presidents day Snowstorm (yea they would have made something hysterical from it)
just to name a few I think they would have liked to comment on
Oh yea....
And seeing Norton and Vox on tough crowd!
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[Doctor Manhattan]

Howard Stern gets a new girlfriend


that happened while they were still on the air. But they weren't allowed to mention his name (stupid rule he asked for) and couldn't even say Howard K. Stern that dude from Anna Nicole show.

I think The show should come back but as

Anthony and Jim

Lose Opie and hire Jim Norton full time! Those were the funny ones and Opie sucks. Angry little Red Head freak.

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This message was edited by SofaKingWhat on 11-19-03 @ 8:28 AM

[Teenweek]

Opie and Rick did a show by themselves once and it was godawful. They had Stephen Lynch in as a guest. I remember that because I went to see him that night. They need each other to make it work well,

If and when they come back, all contests should be BANNED from the show.

[Doctor Manhattan]

Really? I think Norton is funny as hell. And I'm sure Anthony would work well with someone else.
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Maybe Norton should just get his own show and Anthony can be a guest once in a while and do his impressions (I can never get enough Greasman asking if he's just been fired!)

all contests should be BANNED from the show.

Hell yeah, but not just because of "Sex for Sam 3" contests are usually lame to listen to. And only fun if you are there to watch or be part of it.

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This message was edited by SofaKingWhat on 11-19-03 @ 8:49 AM

[Doctor Manhattan]

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Here's what <b>The Jim and Anthony Show</b> would look like. it's disturbing. Will do well in Vegas Baby!

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[Bill From Yorktown]

california's new governor comes to mind

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[curtoid]

* Jim Norton doing a midday shift at WYSP
* I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here
* Anthony's Heart Attack.

This is, of course, assuming that they didn't get pulled off the air for something else in the last year and a half (!!) - besides, more importantly, if it hadn't happened when it did, who knows what kind of situation Ron and Fez would be in now.

(Did anyone catch the "sex in a church" reference on R&F last Friday! Wendell's face was beet red he was laughing so hard!)

BTW, I caught the tail-end of Don and Mike last week, and even they said that it is insane that Infinity has kept them off the air for doing what they were hired to do; that firing the GM and program director was the right thing (Ken and Jeremy), but pulling O&A off the air and sitting on them until their contract expires is wrong, even saying something to the effect of "They should just let them out of the contract and move on."

What's the countdown now anyway...6 months yet?? With Jeremy Coleman at Sirrus, along with some of other Infinity folks (will Tim Sabian be far behind), I'm betting Satellite Radio.

[KOP]

[Doctor Manhattan]

Jim Norton doing a midday shift at WYSP


Damn, I wish I heard that, was it any good?

Once in a while Don and Mike make some sense when they're not talking about Elvis and old Game shows.

Anyone even have Satellite Radio? I can't imagine paying for radio. If you can get Satellite Radio on Walkmans then it might take off bigtime!



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[Teenweek]

COnsidering their audience is mostly teenagers, college students and young adult males, I do not see them going to satellite radio. Seems like the more sophisticated radio lovers buy satellite. Most are probably not O&A fans. I think that would be a big mistake. I commute to New York City by bus for my job and I listen to my walkman or when I go to the gym, so I cannot get satellite radio

[JustJon]

Bing Bang
Dinosaurs dying out
Bing Crosby's X-Mas special
British Invasion
Boston Tea Party
Kennedy Assassination



What's the countdown now anyway...6 months yet??
June.

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[A.J.]

Pete Johnson's last day at WNEW.

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Red Sox Nation

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Redskins loss to Carolina.

The fishsticks I had last night.

Sniper trials.

Fredericksburg tornado watch today till 3:36.

Rising price of lumber.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[curtoid]

Jim Norton doing a midday shift at WYSP


Damn, I wish I heard that, was it any good?



No idea. I'm sure his fans loved it.



Once in a while Don and Mike make some sense when they're not talking about Elvis and old Game shows.

For me, D&M were at their best in the mid 1990s before they got syndicated, when they went to the nudist park, or did their live shows, or were less antagonistic with their listeners/callers.

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WTF is with it with radio shows that get syndicated??

With the exception of the fun of taunting other fans of other shows, I never really understood the blind hate for radio shows, whether they are on the same station, or directly compete. Maybe if a show took another show's timeslot I can understand (or is Bill O'Reilly, and is occupying a slot that should go to Ron and Fez!!!), but really - in the big mellon-baller of life, it just doesn't matter. [/Bill Murray]

Don't like it - don't listen. I don't think there's a radio show I haven't, at some point, just turned off at some point, and then come back.

Anyone even have Satellite Radio? I can't imagine paying for radio. If you can get Satellite Radio on Walkmans then it might take off bigtime!



I won't go out of my way to get one, but next time I buy a car it may factor into my decision. I'd like to see them make a receiver that can work for all competing companies first, though.

Because of the internet, O&A will live on with their fans that can't get/afford Sat radio, if that's the direction they go.

[b]MEANWHILE...this just in from DCRTV: "Infinity Declines To Pay O&A Fine - 11/19 - Infinity Broadcasting has told the FCC that it "respectfully declines" to pay a $357,500 fine for the 2002 "sex in a church" stunt that occurred during Opie and Anthony's now defunct NYC-based PM drive radio show. According to the NY Post, Infinity argues that the broadcast - as opposed to the act itself - had only "oblique references and innuendo" and, thus, wasn't "indecent" by FCC standards. The O&A stunt aired on about a dozen radio stations, including Infinity's WJFK-FM in the DC market....."

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[KOP]

This message was edited by KOP on 11-19-03 @ 12:22 PM

[Doctor Manhattan]

So they can just respectfully decline to pay a fine issued by the government?

I'll start to do that with Traffic Tickets. "Hey I was just going 5 miles an hour too fast, I didn't have sex in a church, officer!"

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[shamus mcfitzy]

* The war in Iraq (and everything that came with it).


I hated whenever O & A came near anything remotely political because that's not why i listen to them. They should stick to things they can actually mock without looking like fools.

I definitely thought about Anthony when Bob Murphy was retiring. That was a genuine moment when I really wished O & A were back.

[TheMojoPin]

If and when they come back, all contests should be BANNED from the show.

Bless you.

Ironically, the "Sex For Sam" schtick was about the only one that kinda worked in radio form. Everything else might as well have been dead air.

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[high fly]

Let's not ban the whiffle ball bat contest.
I rather liked that one, although they could've been more specific on the scores, er, depths reached, uh, you know what I mean.

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Tenbatsuzen]

* Jim Norton doing a midday shift at WYSP
* I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here
* Anthony's Heart Attack.

For the last fucking time...

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What's the countdown now anyway...6 months yet?? With Jeremy Coleman at Sirrus, along with some of other Infinity folks (will Tim Sabian be far behind), I'm betting Satellite Radio.

Sabean's going nowhere. He just got a promotion, he and Scott Herman are the two golden boys now that Ken Stevens is gone.



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[GwEnYpOo]

I think The show should come back but as

Anthony and Jim

Lose Opie and hire Jim Norton full time! Those were the funny ones and Opie sucks. Angry little Red Head freak.

[/quote] hey , what about breuer?he should be hired along with norton . now that would be a good show .

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[ChickenHawk]

Holy CRAP! How could I forget: Last Comic Standing!
They would've been tooling on Vos so badly.

Pete Johnson's last day at WNEW.
Nice one, I totally forgot about that.

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RADIO CHICK getting her own show on The Metro Channel.


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