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TastelessGinny

08-23-2001, 07:46 PM

<a href="http://www.gmcds.co.kr/">http://www.gmcds.co.kr/</a>
A revolutionary new circumscion ring, from the Good Man Corporation of Korea!

The joyfully tasteless part of this is the 48 megabyte, 4.5 minute movie-WARNING--HUGE, graphic file.

Don't forget to check out the "directions for use" page!

<center><img src="http://www.insurgent.org/~ginny/ginsig.jpg"></center>

Pootertoot

08-23-2001, 10:49 PM

I can't look. You've found my weakness...foreskins and shit happening to people's eyes. Foreskins are just fucking frightening, circumcision is just painful, and eye-shit is just wrong.

How dare you expose my kryptonite! ;P

Ginny rocks.

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TastelessGinny

08-23-2001, 11:04 PM

Well then for you, not disgusting or tasteless but DISTURBING considering your, uh...eye difficulty (since I've already freaked you out with the Winky surgery):

<a href="http://www.emedicine.com/oph/topic517.htm">eye mites!</a>
they live in eyelash hair follicles! Don't forget to click on "pictures" to see them!

AAAAHHHHHH

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girl germs

08-25-2001, 03:54 AM

ginny, you really are tasteless...but in a good way!

thanks for all the tasteless links!

"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."

TastelessGinny

08-25-2001, 06:16 AM

Thanks! Well, a whole bunch more tasteles stuff can be found at <a href="http://www.insurgent.org/~ginny">my home page</a> in the tasteless section; it's what remains of the text portion of tastelessginny.com. Some of the links are dead now, but that I'm all moved in there I might drag my ass through them all and weed out the bad ones--but the ones that work are pretty tasteless, trust me. :)

When designing the graphic for the page I decided to go with a stylized star (for "starfish") and some poop-flingin' brown text, because at my heart I'm a shit-flinging chimp...
<a href="http://www.omen.net.au/~uncle/chimp.mpg">oop oop</a>!

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girl germs

08-25-2001, 06:45 AM

ginny, that's an awesome homepage!

<a href="http://www.humanforsale.com/">here's</a> a site you should check out. it's not really tasteless but it's kinda fun.

"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."

girl germs

08-25-2001, 06:48 AM

<a href="http://www.sexuallymutilatedchild.org/">here's</a> another website. it's pretty tasteless, i guess.

"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."

TastelessGinny

08-25-2001, 07:53 AM

girl germs, I love those sites--if you liked those, you'd love <a href="news:alt.tasteless">alt.tasteless</a>--we heard about those sites about a year ago; we love that kinda stuff!

Word of warning--if you ever post there, read the FAQ first; newbies get eaten for breakfast in there. To give you an idea of the sort of person alt.tasteless attracts...one of the early posters was none other than Jeffrey Dahmer. One of his posts was a recipie for the arm of a boy; everyone thought he was joking. from the who's who:

"Jeffrey Dahmer (Columbia Correctional Institute, Portage, Wisconsin 53901,
USA,formerly jdahmer@net.cord.wisc.com). RIP, killed in late '94 in a food fight by a grumpy inmate with no appreciation for art. Wrote some of the better recipes in 1991 and won the 1994 Lifetime achievement award. Way to go, Jeff!
We'll all miss you." 

If you can appreciate GWAR, stories about decomposition, posts in which murderers are referred to as "our hero" and placing bets about who's going to die in the coming year (our annual dead pool) Then you'd love the group!

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girl germs

08-25-2001, 08:03 AM

hmm, thanks!

that annual dead pool sounds interesting!

"no, don't be afraid (to protect everyone). love and courage are your friends. yes, yes, anpanman. how gentle you are! go, protect everyone's dreams."