Natalie Portman Goes Nippular [Archive]

ChickenHawk

11-17-2003, 09:50 PM

It's not QUITE full-on nipple, but it's pretty damn nice. I love this woman. Still easily my #1 choice for hottest celebrity. She's gettin' fiesty. She'd never have worn this dress 2 or 3 years ago. Absolutely gorgeous:

*Fan-fuckin'-tastic! (http://www.natalieportman.com/npcom.php?page_number=612)*

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FUNKMAN

11-17-2003, 09:55 PM

thanks ChickenHawk!

here's one back at ya although it's light... one of them situations where the highbeams don't match the headlights... HUH?

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Steels

11-17-2003, 09:59 PM

One of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my life. A natural beauty not seen often.

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monsterone

11-17-2003, 09:59 PM

god bless the fish angle lens.

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billyio

11-17-2003, 10:05 PM

That was nicee.

See Ya!

ChickenHawk

11-17-2003, 10:07 PM

This one's hilarious:
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Seriously, it's like they planned it. How conveniently placed is that "Push" sign!? And then someone's pointing hand coming in, headed right for her nip.

And yeah, before when I said "hottest celebrity", that was an understatement. In my bold opinion, Natalie Portman is the hottest woman alive. So there.

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JPMNICK

11-17-2003, 10:21 PM

Hotter than Paris Hilton???
*ducks*

Seriously though, I never really think famous people are that hot becuase they are all made up and shit. But really is amazing. I am also a fan of Monica Belucci.

Just my $.02

TheGameHHH

11-17-2003, 10:24 PM

she is truly one of the most beautiful and elegant women I have ever laid eyes on

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Steels

11-17-2003, 10:40 PM

Why did you have to post a picture of her with so much nasty face paint? That last picture completely takes away from her natural beauty and I find it foul.

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ChickenHawk

11-17-2003, 10:46 PM

If you read it, I posted it 'cuz it was funny. It's clearly one of the less appealing pictures.

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Steels

11-17-2003, 10:54 PM

If you read it, I posted it 'cuz it was funny. It's clearly one of the less appealing pictures.

No, you posted it because her nipple was visible.

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ChickenHawk

11-17-2003, 11:00 PM

...Have you clicked the link? Or read the title of this topic? Her nipples are visible in EVERY ONE of those pics. It's the dress she wore.

Donnie, you're out of your element.

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Steels

11-17-2003, 11:05 PM

Donnie, you're out of your element.

Can you end a chat or post without a ridiculous cliche? You have a terrible crutch.

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ChickenHawk

11-17-2003, 11:10 PM

Back to the topic at hand...

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11-17-2003, 11:24 PM

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Reephdweller

11-18-2003, 02:35 AM

Great pics, ChickenHawk

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Doogie

11-18-2003, 02:40 AM

Perhaps I should have my lightsaber invade her Naboo...

(Bad Star Wars reference of the day!)

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Doctor Manhattan

11-18-2003, 03:51 AM

Nat's got a kickass body now. How old is she? She's is very pretty. Hope she does Playboy soon!

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shamus mcfitzy

11-18-2003, 03:54 AM

Natalie Portman might be the perfect woman. She's one of the hottest celebrities and is/willl be a Yale graduate. That's pretty damn good to me......and the picks aren't that good in general.....

Doctor Manhattan

11-18-2003, 04:12 AM

She's one of the hottest celebrities and is/willl be a Yale graduate.

Don't forget she's actually a good actress (at least she was great in "Leon:The Professional" and she was just a little kid. To be fair I haven't seen a lot of her work, just that and Star Wars which makes good actors look horrible so I don't count that against her)

The pics weren't great, but that's not her fault, bad makeup and it's not the point of the posting. Nipples baby!

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Fallon

11-18-2003, 04:27 AM

How old is she?
22/23.

I like the pics of her on the beach topless. You can find those on google. :)

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JustJon

11-18-2003, 06:35 AM

She's 22 and she's at Harvard, not Yale.

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11-18-2003, 07:08 AM

Stalker!

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Bama

11-18-2003, 07:59 AM

She's hot and I would never pass up the opportunity to bang her and all but seriously.

I'll just say it.

Overrated.

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JustJon

11-18-2003, 08:26 AM

Stalker!

Yeah, and?

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Doctor Manhattan

11-18-2003, 08:59 AM

Yeah, and?

and get in the stalker's line behind me, no cutting!

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ChickenHawk

11-18-2003, 10:04 AM

<-- Stalker

She graduated from Harvard last year. Perfect woman.

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reeshy

11-18-2003, 10:15 AM

SHE'S A FRIGGIN' PIG AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

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Doctor Manhattan

11-18-2003, 10:31 AM

SHE'S A FRIGGIN' PIG AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

If Natalie Portman is a Pig, then I wanna be a pig fucker!

Don't isolate that last part!!

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JustJon

11-18-2003, 11:45 AM

I wanna be a pig fucker!

Too late. That's what you get for cutting in front of me in the stalker line.

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TheMojoPin

11-18-2003, 11:51 AM

Don't forget she's actually a good actress

She is?

Outside of "The Professional", she's yet to have a single role that doesn't consist of her essentially going, "line-line-line-line-pause-line-pause-line-line-line". Beautiful woman, but a waste of an actress. She was a perfect fit for the emotional fatality of a George Lucas film.

But then again, you like Kiefer Sutherland, so what do YOU know, pig-fucker?!?

She's gettin' fiesty.

You're so fucking creepy.

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TooCute

11-18-2003, 12:26 PM

Stalker, my ass. You got nothing on my brother.

During his freshman year at MIT, my brother dated her roommate at Harvard. He eventually got dumped because she thought he had the hots for Natalie. She was right, but I guess it worked because my brother and Natalie still hung out after the roommate dumped him.

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furie

11-18-2003, 01:34 PM

http://www.natalieportman.com/picstemp/06.jpg

where are his eyes fixed?

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Iamnotatool

11-18-2003, 01:42 PM

Normally she is a hottie, but this is a rough night for her. Maybe that is why she overdid the seethrough outfit, cause her face looks busted up.

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East Side Dave

11-18-2003, 01:43 PM

Did you know that Natalie Portman goes out with Timothy Hutton AND that she's a great ice skater, too!

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Miss Dolores Haze

11-18-2003, 03:03 PM

She also likes to pack snow to get out frustrations

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11-18-2003, 03:10 PM

Heavy

11-18-2003, 04:20 PM

Bama nailed it. Overated. I give her flat ass a 5.

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ChickenHawk

11-18-2003, 05:04 PM

You're so fucking creepy.
*snicker* ...Alright, Mr. 13,000 Posts.

He eventually got dumped because she thought he had the hots for Natalie. She was right, but I guess it worked because my brother and Natalie still hung out after the roommate dumped him.
Have your brother give me a call.

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JustJon

11-18-2003, 05:23 PM

I liked her in Heat, too

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sr71blackbird

11-18-2003, 05:32 PM

Id put it in her

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shamus mcfitzy

11-18-2003, 05:45 PM

I give her flat ass a 5.

why johnee? no hair?

Heavy

11-18-2003, 06:19 PM

Shes got no tits and a sub-par face.

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TheMojoPin

11-18-2003, 07:09 PM

*snicker* ...Alright, Mr. 13,000 Posts.

Dur.

Still doesn't make talking about another person like they were a show pony any less creepy.

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ChickenHawk

11-18-2003, 07:30 PM

Hey, I said she was the hottest WOMAN alive... That wasn't including show ponies. I've got a whole LIST of VERY FUCKABLE ponies.

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Doctor Manhattan

11-19-2003, 03:42 AM

She is?

Outside of "The Professional", she's yet to have a single role that doesn't consist of her essentially going, "line-line-line-line-pause-line-pause-line-line-line". Beautiful woman, but a waste of an actress. She was a perfect fit for the emotional fatality of a George Lucas film.

To be fair I've only seen her in The Professional and Star Wars, I'm not going out of my way to watch Natalie Portman Movies. if I want to see her I'll wait for one of you guys to post pics of her nips.

But then again, you like Kiefer Sutherland, so what do YOU know, pig-fucker?!?

That's so out of context! :8o:

I don't remember saying anything about Sutherland being a great actor, the show he's on is kick ass and since he's the main character he's on my sig. But I should feature some of the other players and I do need a new sig.

Chole is real annoying on that show. I do like her on Mr. Show.

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