I had sex with a girl for the first time Saturday

[Big Jim]

Hi all, its been awhile, but I figured I would share this with you all that know me. I had sex with a random girl I met at a party at UVA this weekend while singing on tour with the Villanova Singers. It was my first time. She was well experienced. The sensation was totally different. I mean, like there was no friction, it was like a midget on a waterslide. No feeling at all, nuttin. Is that normal for a guy to feel like that?

PS hope I havnt missed too much since I posted last! I am almost graduated from college!


I would REALLY love a new sig pic from some creative person out there!!!!

I love you all,
*BIG

[ChickenHawk]

I had sex with a girl for the first time Saturday
Wait, forget it.

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[Snoogans]

It was my first time. She was well experienced. The sensation was totally different. I mean, like there was no friction, it was like a midget on a waterslide. No feeling at all, nuttin. Is that normal for a guy to feel like that?


she's either a ridiculous slut or your a very small man

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[FUNKMAN]

CONGRATULATIONS!

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[JohnnyCash]

How much did she cost?

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[monsterone]

possibly you were humping your sister's sweater.

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[Big Jim]

cost? about 5 beers,
and I take it she was WELL experienced cuz I have no size issues lol...

I would REALLY love a new sig pic from some creative person out there!!!!

I love you all,
*BIG

[Bama]

Congrats.

Think of all the losers who still haven't felt the touch of a woman. It's a sad, sad day for you guys, huh?

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[Death Metal Moe]

You'll have to excuse me for suspecting this thread Jim, we've been having Shock Poster issues lately.

If it's true, good for you my friend. Random sex is a little risky, but sometimes you just really need to do things like that to silence the hunger.

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[FUNKMAN]

i looke on the net for Villanova Singers... are you one of these guys?

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[Mike Teacher]

I had sex with a girl for the first time Saturday


Really? Always fucked Sunday through Friday Only, huh?

Some religious thing?

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[Steels]

You are used to an anus so it's only natural a vagina would feel loose.

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[Justice4all]

Well if you had a condom on (depending on the style and type) it may have killed the sensation.
If you did NOT have a condom on...it could be one of two things.
Either she was REDICULOUSLY wet or a little TOO experienced.
But congrats all the same..!!!many more of them to come for you (no pun intended)

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[Snoogans]

he is small and she is loose and who cares really.

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[Steels]

The object of this thread is to issue a wild "Plot Twist" when he all of a sudden informs us he is gay and that (insert my first post). I figured I'd save everyone some time.

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[Death Metal Moe]

Oh yea, Jim was the gay guy from the show a few years back.

Glad I rememberd that all on my own!


Steels hates me now, I just know it. Ahh, it was bound to happen. I eventually get everyone who knows me to hate me at one point. I guess it's the fact that I'm a selfish prick who likes to make crule jokes at other's expense. That might have something to do with it. Or maybe it's my weekly shower that kills conversation. Either way, I usually end up with nice people getting sick of my shit and telling me to shove off. Then, I kill a few hobos and move to a new town. Ahhh, the open road.

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[monsterone]

who's talking about hobos certainly not me




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[billyio]

Oh sweet bitter irony!

See Ya!

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you new comers may not remember big gay Jim.. welcome back hunny and hope this girl didnt scare you back away from our gender

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[reeshy]

Hey Jim,
You still got your radio show? Let me know!!!!

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[Yerdaddy]

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[Doogie]

Welcome back Jim...and glad to see that you are enjoying the best of both worlds.

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[Arienette]

be nice, please. jim's just been away for a while. but us "old timers" (geez, i remember when i was the new one.. ugh, i need a life) remember jim well. he's a piece of ass, too.

and jim, i'd concur with the others... vaginal sex is bound to feel looser than anal.

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[A.J.]

Let's see...a gay guy is getting more chicks than me.



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[Tenbatsuzen]

I've heard that the best way to get girls is to fake being gay.

Then again, I hear that girls at UVA are sex-crazed. I've heard stories about famous alumni...

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[Tall_James]

I've heard stories about famous alumni


Do tell. If not, PM me with it.


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[Bama]

I had a friend who graduated from UVA. Oh the stories...

Right on the quad! Bunch of animals up there.

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[grlNIN]

Right on the quad! Bunch of animals up there.




Scandalous.

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[JustJon]

Just needed to share what I saw on the front page of the board :)



Last post: today 12:21 PM by grlNIN : I had sex with a girl for the first time Saturday


Welcome back Jim.

And Moe, a shock poster wouldn't have over 600 posts all of a sudden.

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[Hosp]

And Moe, a shock poster wouldn't have over 600 posts all of a sudden.


I find putting your penis into another man's ass pretty shocking, but that's just me.

Welcome back Jim. I remember meeting you after the Studio christmas party 2 years ago when you were just so excited about kissing a girl (I think it was either Hellen or Frenchy) and now look at you. Give it 2 years and you'll be married, living in the suburbs, expecting a little Jim.

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[Doogie]

Do tell. If not, PM me with it.


Lets see what a topsy turvy day this is...

Big Jim not only returns but he has had sex with a girl...and here we have two older, or alumni, male members trying to have gay cyber sex with each other....

I need a motrin

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[Tall_James]

and here we have two older, or alumni, male members trying to have gay cyber sex with each other....

sorry to spoil your fantasy doogs, that aint true. so put your jergens away.


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[Bama]

Well that settles that.

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[Doogie]

sorry to spoil your fantasy doogs, that aint true. so put your jergens away


Sorry but I use this

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[Bama]

Ahhh, Kentucky Jelly.

Goes great with peanut butter.

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[IrishAlkey]

Using the phrase "shock poster" should be a bannable offense from this point forward.

Hi, Jim!

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[Tenbatsuzen]

If you really want to know the PM was about, it was about a famous UVA alumnus being blackballed from all the sororities for fucking all their boyfriends.

It was also about another famous woman who is a starfucker and is nicknamed in Sports circles as "The Hoover".



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[Big Jim]

wow glad to see many of you remember me from years past in the old WNEW days!

I am not a shock poster, whatever that may be, thats a new term--its been awhile lol..

That picture of the villanova singers is when we sang at the First Union Center for a Villanova Basketball game a few years back I believe...and yes, I am one of them, but you cant see me in the picture.

Yes, I am used to a guy--im gay. Im not bi, im not straight....pure gayness here. And that experience solidified it for me.

She was redicuously wet--it was dripping down the sides...she didnt give me time to get nausiated by this by being such an animal about everything.

When I was done, I thought, my God, what have I done--I hated every moment of it! And I promptly went to Temple University that nite and got ass--from a guy. And it felt SOO wonderful, not like the night before.

Thanks for calling me a piece of ass--I have kissed a few memorable people on the Ron and Fez show--including, but not limited to--Helen of Joy, Anthony AG, Circus Boy, TooCute, and French Bread Pizza. Wow this all brings back memories! I even had a wild threeway with Anthony AG and Inkkgirl at a East Windsor Days Inn--remember??:-)

I would REALLY love a new sig pic from some creative person out there!!!!

I love you all,
*BIG

[IrishAlkey]

Just when I thought I knew everything I never wanted to know...

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Just when I thought I knew everything I never wanted to know...



This coming from a guy who plays grab-ass on a regular basis.



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[TheMojoPin]

she didnt give me time to get nausiated by this by being such an animal about everything.

Was Jim raped?

Ah well, welcome back. I'm not gay, but I act it on the internet. And on Alkey.

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[Yerdaddy]

I find putting your penis into another man's ass pretty shocking, but that's just me.

There's a MOD Quote if I ever saw one.

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[gone]

but us "old timers" (geez, i remember when i was the new one.. ugh, i need a life) remember jim well. he's a piece of ass, too.


remind me to tell you about the time i slept in the same bed with him...

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[Heavy]

Big gay Jim, how you doin'


No feeling at all, nuttin. Is that normal for a guy to feel like that?

yea
As long as your not into comitment, give Mojo an IM and hook up. He's a whore and will do whatever you want.

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[TheMojoPin]

Only until my student loans are paid off.

You just do it because you're an evil sex-Nazi.

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[uncleryan]

college degree $100,000
money spent on beer those four years $10,000
suit for job interviews after u grad $800

loosing your virginity as a senior in college pitiful

[EQ]

Jim!!

Yahoo. Welcome back, Sweetie.

..and once again, I agree with Arienette:
YOU are a piece of ass, Jim.

Love & kisses ( but you know, not in a Gay way )
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[The Chairman]

Congrats but I bet the Hullabahoos kicked ass.....

And if the my alma mater's Bubs were there, no contest....our guys go on to make it big.

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[Big Jim]

oh the hullabahoos.....such sweet memories, they did a concert @ nova a year ago, and we were all housing them in our dorms, and I got the gay one:) It was a great nite, but I will leave out the sticky details!


I would REALLY love a new sig pic from some creative person out there!!!!

I love you all,
*BIG

[DarkHippie]

You should've had anal with her.

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[The Chairman]

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Just think....all female a capella groups justing waiting for you to switch teams....

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[The Chairman]

Congrats Jim...

PS: Can someone help me and top the thread about me having had sex with a chick for the first time. It should be in the "I Lost My Virginity" thread, around June 1983 if I'm not mistaken.

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