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Death Metal Moe
11-17-2003, 06:40 PM
Man, they get EVERYWHERE!

I had some crackers with my SHARP cheddar and now I have a t-shrit full of cracker crumbs.

But it's not just crackers, it's EVERYTHING! Fucking crumbs get into and under everything. LITTLE BITS OF FOOD BE DAMNED!

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HBox
11-17-2003, 06:42 PM
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Snoogans
11-17-2003, 06:43 PM
you think thats bad, eat a coffee cake

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FUNKMAN
11-17-2003, 06:43 PM
or powdered donuts or a salted bagel...

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JohnnyCash
11-17-2003, 06:44 PM
Its the worst when you eat in the car, Crumbs get everywhere.

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billyio
11-17-2003, 06:44 PM
"Oscar Oscar Oscar"!

I like crumbs. They make for tiny millions of subsnacks later.

See Ya!

Death Metal Moe
11-17-2003, 06:44 PM
Thanks HomoBOX. It's almost 11, I'm not gonig to wake up the family.

I KNOW that's why we clean our houses regularly. But crumbs suck non the less.

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MHasegawa
11-17-2003, 06:47 PM
Install gutters around the neck and face territory.

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Snoogans
11-17-2003, 06:49 PM
who the fuck goes to sleep before 11????

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EAT THAT FUCKIN SQUIRREL BABY!!!!!
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Death Metal Moe
11-17-2003, 06:50 PM
who the fuck goes to sleep before 11????


People who are up before 6.

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Snoogans
11-17-2003, 06:56 PM
my step father gets up at 5:45, he isnt asleep by 11 ever

to solve your problem, get a dust buster. they arent that loud and solve the crumb problem. they are usually pretty cheap too

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FUNKMAN
11-17-2003, 06:58 PM
like most things you do you are probably using one hand...
:)


use the other hand to catch the crumbs

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TheMojoPin
11-17-2003, 07:22 PM
Three words:

Get.

A.

Plate.

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gone
11-17-2003, 11:59 PM
i clicked this thread thinking you were talking about a comic book artist.. i need some sleep..

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sr71blackbird
11-18-2003, 02:48 AM
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DJEvelEd
11-18-2003, 03:17 AM
http://www.lambiek.net/artists/crumb/crumb_karikaturposter.jpg
http://www.roqlarue.com/graphix/burns/final2/crumb.jpg
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JustJon
11-18-2003, 06:12 AM
wear a bib to keep it off your shirt, ya crumb bum

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Bama
11-18-2003, 08:15 AM
Hehe, "homobox"

And he posted a vaccum. He sucks. :)

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GaryWyze
11-18-2003, 11:06 AM
[color=purple]Hey, have you ever noticed how crumbs are almost always smaller than the original food they're breaking away from?

I mean, c'mon... what's the deal with that???

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IrishAlkey
11-18-2003, 11:09 AM
And what's the deal with crumb cake?

Is it a cake?

Why not just give me the cake and I'll make my own crumbs?

Who are these people who eat crumb cake?

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GaryWyze
11-18-2003, 11:21 AM
[color=purple]But what really cracks my cracker is the way they fall in to the seat cushions and stay there. What, they can't defy gravity?

And can crumbs come from crumbs?? What would you even call them? NOTHING, there is no name for them!!!

What's the deal with that?!?!?

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A.J.
11-18-2003, 11:25 AM
And can crumbs come from crumbs?? What would you even call them?

Crumblings?

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IrishAlkey
11-18-2003, 11:31 AM
And why do they sell bread crumbs in the store?

Come over to my sofa and help yourself!

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TheMojoPin
11-18-2003, 11:37 AM
There were crumbs left over on the plate from tonight's dessert.

Take the plate with the crumbs, and put it in the refrigerator.

When you serve tomorrows dessert, I want it served on the plate with the crumbs.

That is all.

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IrishAlkey
11-18-2003, 11:46 AM
Is sand just earth crumbs?

IrishAlkey says boycott the beach!

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GaryWyze
11-18-2003, 11:52 AM
[color=purple]They oughta call them earth crumb castles.

Oh, earth-crumb-castley,
can't you see,
i'm in misery,
we made a start,
now we're apart,
there's nothing left for me

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stickyfingers
11-18-2003, 12:10 PM
Hey, have you ever noticed how crumbs are almost always smaller than the original food they're breaking away from?

I mean, c'mon... what's the deal with that???


a crumb is the atom of food

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GaryWyze
11-18-2003, 12:13 PM
[color=purple]GaryWyze says dandruff is people crumbs.

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GaryWyze
11-18-2003, 12:13 PM
[color=purple]GaryWyze says double posting is posting crumbs..

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This message was edited by GaryWyze on 11-18-03 @ 4:13 PM

IrishAlkey
11-18-2003, 12:15 PM
Poop is people crumbs.

IrishAlkey says so.

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GaryWyze
11-18-2003, 12:29 PM
[color=purple]Midgets are mankind's crumbs.

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IrishAlkey
11-18-2003, 12:37 PM
End of thread.

I mean... end of message board crumb.

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Death Metal Moe
11-18-2003, 10:12 PM
It's hard to tell if you are doing a Seinfeld bit, trying to be profound or FUCKING UP MY THREAD ASSHOLES!!!!!!!

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TheMojoPin
11-18-2003, 10:30 PM
We're just the crumbs...IN YOUR BRAIN.

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shamus mcfitzy
11-19-2003, 12:58 AM
It's hard to tell if you are doing a Seinfeld bit, trying to be profound or FUCKING UP MY THREAD ASSHOLES!!!!!!!


yeah come on guys, get back to the serious discussion on crumbs.........THE SERIOUS ONE!!!!!!!!





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