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Leadbottom
11-15-2003, 04:11 PM
I was in the hospital last night and I asked the Doctor a question. He said he was a nurse, and he was really feminine! I think he wanted me!
Why are men nurses? Are most gay?
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furie
11-15-2003, 04:14 PM
only if they're named Fokker
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Wormwood
11-15-2003, 04:16 PM
only if they're named Fokker
or offer to give you a hand job.
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reeshy
11-15-2003, 04:33 PM
Better watch what you say in here....I'm listening!!!!!
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Steels
11-15-2003, 04:54 PM
No and your notion is ridiculous.
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FUNKMAN
11-15-2003, 05:28 PM
doubt it... most male nurses probably go into the profession to get next to the female nurses...
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furie
11-15-2003, 05:42 PM
ah, that sounds very similar to the "I became a male cheerleader to get close to the female cheerleaders" cover story.
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11-15-2003, 05:48 PM
http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2000/democracy/bush/stories/bush/cheerleader.jpg
What are you implying there Furie?
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Heavy
11-15-2003, 05:59 PM
To say most of them are gay is just stupid. Theyre all gay
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sr71blackbird
11-15-2003, 06:02 PM
As a guy, I sometimes feel ill at ease with a female doctor, especially if shes attractive. I dont know if Id like an attractive female doctor to do the hernia check on me. Anyone else? I wonder if this is true as well for women and attractive male gynecologists?
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FUNKMAN
11-15-2003, 06:44 PM
I dont know if Id like an attractive female doctor to do the hernia
i donated sperm once but before i was sent to the mens room the attractive female physician(i assume she was a physician, it was a gov't funded program)) began squeezing my testacles and penis and then actually measured each nut. needless to say I went to 'near-full-wood' status and she said " it's a normal reaction"...
somebody can lose an eye like that, but anyway...
this was around 1988 and i had the same thought in my mind that Stiffler had in 'road trip' about needing 'professional assistance', but i was married...
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The Chairman
11-15-2003, 10:56 PM
dude, suggesting most male nurses are gay is like saying most male floral designers, flight attendants, window dressers, tiger loving Vegas magicians, hair colorists, fans at a Cher concert, figure skaters, and waiters in Chelsea restaurants in NYC are gay.
what a homophobe.
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PanterA
11-15-2003, 11:01 PM
I think the "turn and cough" test draws them to the job.
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reeshy
11-16-2003, 01:56 AM
To say most of them are gay is just stupid. Theyre all gay
Come over here, Johnee...I'l give ya gay!!!
Seriously, I have been an RN for several years now. This is my second career after retiring from NYC. I have only met ONE male nurse that I could classify as overtly gay. The rest of the men I have worked with are married men with kids who are just trying to make a living, a decent wage and do something that we consider worthwhile and noble.
The only thing that I suggest is that the next time you have to go the emergency room, just tell the male nurse who is trying to help you " no thanks...I don't want no suspected gay guy from touching me...I'l just sit here and bleed to death, faggot!"!!!!!
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furie
11-16-2003, 06:48 AM
The rest of the men I have worked with are married men with kids
just a cover
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Snoogans
11-16-2003, 07:02 AM
they are all gay.
gayer than john holmes
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reeshy
11-16-2003, 10:36 AM
gayer than john holmes
Snoogans,
Nobody but NOBODY is gayer than Johnee!!!!!
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My mom's an RN. She works with one male nurse. He's queerer than a 3 dollar bill.
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