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Leadbottom
11-15-2003, 04:09 PM
My buddy in the Navy is stationed in Korea. He partied like a maniac and met and slept with loose chicks. now he has Hepatitis C and Herpes too!
Be careful guys, chicks can kill you.

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furie
11-15-2003, 04:12 PM
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Justice4all
11-15-2003, 04:39 PM
It's the Bitches that 'll getcha's!



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FUNKMAN
11-15-2003, 05:30 PM
how do you think them girls got that stuff in the first place?

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Melrapuo
11-15-2003, 05:36 PM
how do you think them girls got that stuff in the first place?


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mikeyboy
11-15-2003, 05:38 PM
It sounds like the females on this board should beware of your buddy.

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sr71blackbird
11-15-2003, 05:48 PM
shield your rocket, or keep it in your pocket!

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Heavy
11-15-2003, 05:57 PM
Thanks for the heads up budday. I had no idea.

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FUNKMAN
11-15-2003, 06:57 PM
there would be no sluts of whores if it wasn't for 'the john'...

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Death Metal Moe
11-15-2003, 07:44 PM
I'm sorry for your friend Leadbottom, but I hope he wasn't SURPRISED. There's consequences to all our actions.

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JohnnyCash
11-15-2003, 09:06 PM
I feel sorry for your friend. But he should have been more careful.

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TheMojoPin
11-15-2003, 09:26 PM
Beware of sluts and whores

Then tell your mom to go home.

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Katylina
11-15-2003, 09:32 PM
Listen boys, don't be silly-- put a rubber on your willy.

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Mike Teacher
11-15-2003, 10:17 PM
When in Doubt, Shroud Your Sprout.

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mdr55
11-15-2003, 10:20 PM
If your buddy had practiced abstinence, this would never have happened.........that's the woody wood pecker show.

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Jennitalia
11-15-2003, 10:30 PM
dont be a loner, cover your boner

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CrazyClare
11-16-2003, 02:15 AM
My friend got the clap from this alcoholic girl who would show up at his parties and jump on the trampoline topless.

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FUNKMAN
11-16-2003, 07:58 AM
don't be a home wrecker, protect your wood pecker...

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Mike Teacher
11-16-2003, 08:01 AM
No Glove No Love

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FUNKMAN
11-16-2003, 08:10 AM
don't get cum in your mouth, wrap up that trouser trout....

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golfcourseguy
11-16-2003, 09:32 AM
Whether on top or beneath -be on guard, don the sheath.

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SatCam
11-16-2003, 11:04 AM
Make sure you protect yourself from STDs, make sure you cover your wee-wee.

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Nipsey
11-16-2003, 12:29 PM
Put a rubber on your dick
Then your wiener won't get sick.

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FUNKMAN
11-16-2003, 12:33 PM
avoid the chafing and burning itch, put a rubber on that bitch...

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Arienette
11-16-2003, 12:40 PM
if you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it

i think you guys might like <a href="http://cafe.berkeley.edu/~sherman/condom.html">these embarrassingly bad condom slogans</a>.

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SatCam
11-16-2003, 12:52 PM
Package your meat for a real neat treat

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badorties
11-16-2003, 03:57 PM
Beware of sluts and whores


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FUNKMAN
11-16-2003, 04:02 PM
be a good lover, put on that cover

if he should complain, then you should abstain







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Death Metal Moe
11-16-2003, 07:04 PM
Unsafe sex may get you sick,
So I'll just STAB YOUR HEAD OFF WITH MY DICK!!!!!

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Heavy
11-16-2003, 07:17 PM
Protect yourself if youll come in contact with the clitoris
Or else youll go home with a nasty case of Syphillus

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A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
golfcourseguy
11-17-2003, 12:46 PM
They safe guard that which you treasure
and come in ribbed for her pleasure.

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FUNKMAN
11-17-2003, 02:27 PM
for better insurance than having a 'piece of the rock'

put that prophylactic 'on your cock'

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Heavy
11-18-2003, 04:41 PM
Wrap it up, you must be certain,
to protect yourself before you pound the meat curtains!

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A proportionate amount of props are equally distributed to my nigga's Fluff, Alexxis, CanOfSoup15, WWFallon and Katylina
HORDE KING FOREVER!!!
ORACLE NEVER!!!
Iamnotatool
11-19-2003, 03:26 PM
Condom? No thanks, not for me...


I'm living dangerously.....Johnny Dangerously.

Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits
Katylina
11-19-2003, 03:59 PM
Feel your penis getting firm? Afraid of catching a sick germ? Go ahead and wrap that super sperm!


Want to bang her in her crack? Make sure to cover it with a sack!

This is fun!

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Contra
11-20-2003, 01:58 PM
Back ally whore? don't be silly! Wrap it up, and protect your willy!

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high fly
11-20-2003, 04:40 PM
One man's whore is another man's slut.

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FUNKMAN
11-20-2003, 05:17 PM
if you don't want that canker sore, protect yourself before you nail that whore

and if you don't want your dick to explode, slip on a jimmy before you blow your load

and just to be safe before you bust that nut, get all medical records of that hot little slut

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mikeyboy
11-20-2003, 05:20 PM
Be careful guys, chicks can kill you.


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Doogie
11-20-2003, 05:26 PM
"When did you get the clapper??"

"Singapore, 1964...I was serving in the Royal Navy"

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FUNKMAN
11-20-2003, 05:38 PM
Be careful guys, chicks can kill you.


OR WORSER!

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marygrace
11-20-2003, 06:04 PM
Only bed the people who you would trust with your life. I've been lucky at about 70. 1 curable std. Only lost about $35,000 from 3 different assholes. Taking the right chances only reduces the risk.
DeadMoney
11-21-2003, 08:24 AM
Not the Syhphillis and herpes type, then put a raincoat on your pipe
Hosp
11-21-2003, 08:52 AM
My friend got the clap from this alcoholic girl who would show up at his parties and jump on the trampoline topless.


I'd clap for that myself.

And yeah, it's your dumb ass "friend" who didn't protect himself with korean prostitiues.

Smack him around a bit.



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