Hurricane type winds tonight? And snow?

[Heavy]

Get the fuck outta here!!

I cant copy from the weatherbug, but its chirping away saying gusts of 70 mph and possible snow tonight. This should serve as a warning for peeps verturing out tonight that dont watch or listen to the news. I got this off an NBC site:


The National Weather Service says the Northeast should brace itself for some strong winds Thursday.


The windy weather is part of a severe storm system that's been blowing across the nation, knocking out power in the Midwest and Great Lakes. Forecasters say most of the major cities in the Northeast and mid-Atlantic are going to feel the storm.

Winds gusting up to 60 mph started blowing across western New York Thursday morning, with snow and near-blizzard conditions expected to follow.

Waves of 12 to 15 feet are reported on Lake Erie and Lake Ontario.

There are scattered blackouts in parts of New York state. Gusts of up to 74 mph knocked down trees and power lines in Michigan, blacking out more than 241,000 customers.

Dozens of school districts have canceled classes.

The winds also knocked out power to more than 140,000 northern Illinois customers, while gusts in Wisconsin sent a crane into a hospital addition in Milwaukee and caused temporary power outages.

In Ohio, powerful storms destroyed several homes and businesses and threatened flooding. At least 10 people were injured, none seriously

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[Justice4all]

Oh yea...a tree about 20-30 foot tall snapped in half and fell in our parking lot at work. it almost hit a co-worker too.
You could hear some of the gusts when i was in the office.
This weather sucks!

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Ice storms, Tornadoes, Hail in California?!?!? Oh god!!!! November 14th is the DAY AFTER TOMORROW!!!!

[Snoogans]

gusts of 70 are no where near a hurricane johnee. hurricanes start at 74 mile per hour SUSTAINED winds. we are sustaining somewhere around 30 mile an hour winds and its not really gonna snow. that was more for western NY like buffalo. we have 40 mi per winds at most and its not really gonna snow much at all in terms of the tri state area

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[Heavy]

Youre wrong. I'd say 70 is close to 74. I didnt say it anyway, the weather bug did. And this advisory covers long Island.

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[sr71blackbird]

I work at the power company, they are on high alert. At 5pm we had 9,000+ people without power. My hat blew off as I walked out to the parking lot and flew 300 feet away! I sat in my car and felt the gusts and sand peppering the car. I came home, I have no idea where my garbage cans are! I love it!

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Windows were blown out of the John Hancock building today (That's Boston's tallest building).

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[Heavy]

I can only hope the windows blow out upstairs so that the non english speaking sexy hispanic immigrant seeks cover down in Wadds lair. Nice.

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[Tall_James]

Just found out there is a loose shingle above my 21 month old daughter's room and the wind is making it sound like an Australian bullroarer. She's scared to death, and has now taken my place in the bed and I'm on the couch.

I'm gonna kill whoevers responsible.


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[keithy_19]

Just found out there is a loose shingle above my 21 month old daughter's room and the wind is making it sound like an Australian bullroarer. She's scared to death, and has now taken my place in the bed and I'm on the couch.

I'm gonna kill whoevers responsible.

Funniest thing I've heard in a while.

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[Snoogans]

Youre wrong. I'd say 70 is close to 74

wow johnee you're fucking retarded. its official.
READ WHAT I SAID FUCKTARD, 70 mph wind GUSTS are a hell of alot less than 74 mph SUSTAINED WINDS. when wind is gusting to 70, its sustaining somewhere around 40. during a hurricane, the wind sustains over 74, and gusts anywhere from 100-150

douche

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[Death Metal Moe]

I was driving home down 287 about 9 PM and the wind was incredible. Moebile was getting it's hatch-backed ASS handed to it.

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[Heavy]

wow johnee you're fucking retarded. its official.
READ WHAT I SAID FUCKTARD, 70 mph wind GUSTS are a hell of alot less than 74 mph SUSTAINED WINDS. when wind is gusting to 70, its sustaining somewhere around 40. during a hurricane, the wind sustains over 74, and gusts anywhere from 100-150


youre a total idiot.

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[SatCam]

Yesterday we had winds blowing all day, and snow falling most of the time. A lot of the trees in my backyard were split in half.

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[FUNKMAN]

i made the mistake of putting out two cans of recycables around midnight(i got paranoid about missing an early am pickup) About 3 am i heard the glass and plastic blowing down the street. so ina pair of shorts, slippers, and tee-shirt there i was, running around the street with a garbage can in one hand and scooping recycables with the other...

when i laid back down i was out of breath and weezing...

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[shellcreatives]

This is very, very bad.
Anybody catch the lunar eclipse? Apparently, a whole bunch of Zodiac signs lined up with some planets.
This is definitely a portent (sp?) of doom. Jesus, I await your wrath!

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