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Patches
11-13-2003, 07:07 AM
That's what's in my bank account. I'll be 25 in 3 weeks. Fucking sad.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-13-2003, 07:12 AM
Here's $1.88.

Happy birthday! :)

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dingo
11-13-2003, 07:16 AM
If it makes u feel better i am 24 and finished with school, have a full time job and can't afford to live on my own so I am living with my aunt and uncle cause my mother's company transfered her to PA

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wilee
11-13-2003, 07:57 AM
Sooooo..... Drinks are on you?

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TheGameHHH
11-13-2003, 08:01 AM
if it makes u feel any better about 2 weeks ago I had $0.66 in my account........and even worse is the fact that I have a job. I hate having a pot/drinking habit.


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Death Metal Moe
11-13-2003, 07:33 PM
I AM 25 and I don't have a checking account.

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Bama
11-13-2003, 07:34 PM
Wow, you all are really poor.

I'm a Republican so I have to hate you now. Sorry.

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Patches
11-14-2003, 05:14 AM
[quote]I AM 25 and I don't have a checking account.

Yeah but you're a rock star. Totally not cool for a rock star to have a checking account.

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grlNIN
11-14-2003, 05:55 AM
I have a savings bond that'll be worth $500 in 10 years.



So at least i have something to look foward to then.

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Lisa Croft
11-14-2003, 06:06 AM
I'm 24 and have about the same in my account. What's really sad is that my little sister received $24,000 when she turned 18 because she cracked her head open in a store when she was 4 and my parents sued. She's 19 now and has $1000 left. She bought a car for $6000 and spent the rest on.... CLOTHES AND TANNING SALONS!!! $17000 in a year and a half!!! Fucking idiot.

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Patches
11-14-2003, 06:15 AM
Wow, the same thing happened to my sister!!! She was in Marshalls, it was being robbed, she got ran over and hit her head, and my parents sued. So she got all this money (blew most of it) for something she was too young to even remember!!

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grlNIN
11-14-2003, 06:17 AM
You have smart siblings.



I'm jealous.

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Lisa Croft
11-14-2003, 06:23 AM
So she got all this money (blew most of it) for something she was too young to even remember!! My sister has no recollection either. I'm the one who had to witness her bloody head injury. I should get something. At least I get to wear her clothes.

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NATRONE_MEANS
11-14-2003, 06:32 AM
NATRONE SPENT ALL HIS NFL MILLIONS AND NOW HE'S BROKE!!! I WISH I HAD $23.12 TO SPEND!!! I NEEDS MY COKE!!!!

DJEvelEd
11-14-2003, 08:49 AM
Natrone, you're truly the "meanest" BUT ALL THE YELLING HURTS, MAKE IT STOP!!!!

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shamus mcfitzy
11-14-2003, 08:58 AM
he doesn't even have his name spelled right. It was Natron Means. Imbecile......

JPMNICK
11-14-2003, 09:14 AM
It kills me how bad people are with money. To blow through that much money is amazing. And to have nothing to show for it is even worse. I def. think women are way worse with money than men. Any one else agree? One of the best ways to save money is to stop drining. I did this about a year ago( I drink very rarely), as opposed to twice or 3 times per week. It helps me save hundreds of dollars per month. How does everyone here live with no bank accounts?

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-14-2003, 10:23 AM
I def. think women are way worse with money than men. Any one else agree?


Umm, no. Care to back up your opinion with some reasoning?

I, for one, am excellent with my money. I have checking and savings accounts, a 401k, an IRA, and several mutual funds. I have excellent credit. When I was married, I was the one in charge of paying the bills.

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Bama
11-14-2003, 10:28 AM
I want to be the first to say that Natrone is cool. I hope he can get some commercials or something to make some money or something.

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Furtherman
11-14-2003, 10:30 AM
I'm not that good with my money, and it has been my experience than women are better handling their money (except when buying shoes).

Did you ever notice that the guys that are really good with their money - are boring as hell?

So I let that slide and find myself a woman who knows how to handle money, which incidentally, is hot.

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A.J.
11-14-2003, 10:33 AM
Did you ever notice that the guys that are really good with their money - are boring as hell?


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Bama
11-14-2003, 10:36 AM
I haven't balanced a checkbook in over five years. I don't even think I remember how. My wife always does it.

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Furtherman
11-14-2003, 10:39 AM
Now, now AJ - I'm sure you're three barrels of circus fun. I meant the business guy in the nice suit with too much starch reading the Wall Street Journal Business page drinking their Starbucks.

I know a lot of guys like that. Nice guys, but snooze city. Then again, they drive nicer cars than I. But mine gets me from A to B, and that's all that matters.



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high fly
11-14-2003, 10:59 AM
hangs head in shame


(looks away uncomfortably)

" and they ask me why I drink"

Lisa Croft
11-14-2003, 11:23 AM
he doesn't even have his name spelled right. It was Natron Means. Imbecile......Weird, you both have the same e-mail address. Maybe he's stalking you. Or maybe you're busted, NATRONE!

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Bama
11-14-2003, 11:27 AM
Please, he never played running back for the San Diego Chargers. And he doesn't use all caps.

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mikeyboy
11-14-2003, 12:01 PM
Weird, you both have the same e-mail address. Maybe he's stalking you. Or maybe you're busted, NATRONE!


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shamus mcfitzy
11-14-2003, 12:07 PM
that's slander and i'll have none of it. you're just mad you can't maintain your money 'cause you're a woman and check again, they're not the same address

Lisa Croft
11-14-2003, 12:11 PM
that's slander and i'll have none of it. you're just mad you can't maintain your money 'cause you're a womanListen here, Natrone... I can't manage my money because I'm poor, stupid and have a nasty drinking habit. That could happen to anyone.

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NATRONE_MEANS
11-14-2003, 12:18 PM
IF YOU KEPT TRACK O THINGS, YOU WOULDA READ THAT I BROKE INTO SHAMUS' HOUSE AND BEAT HIM AND HIS FAMILY SEVERELY!!! I TOOK HIS NAME AND BOP NOW IT'S MINE!!!

Lisa Croft
11-14-2003, 12:25 PM
Please break into my house and beat my family. Don't bother looking for money, it's all in my bank account.

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high fly
11-14-2003, 12:29 PM
...beat my family...


How is a little kid going to beat your family?

" and they ask me why I drink"

shamus mcfitzy
11-14-2003, 12:32 PM
it's best to fear Natrone Means. As he says, "Natrone Means I just raped/killed/maimed yall". I hear Natron Means was forced to retire by the NFL because he was so dominating.....but don't say you heard it from me......

Bama
11-14-2003, 12:48 PM
We would all do well to have a healthy respect for the NATRONE EXPRESS. IT HAS NO BRAKES!!!!

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high fly
11-14-2003, 12:51 PM
Make sure to pronounce it "na-TRONE-ee".

" and they ask me why I drink"

This message was edited by high fly on 11-14-03 @ 4:52 PM

Tenbatsuzen
11-14-2003, 01:07 PM
My sister has no recollection either. I'm the one who had to witness her bloody head injury. I should get something. At least I get to wear her clothes.

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JPMNICK
11-14-2003, 01:12 PM
I def. Do not want to start a fight here. I have just seen women who spend money that they do not have on things they do not need. I also feel like women may pressure men to spend on them if they do not have money, such as a night out drinking or dinner. I am sure there are plenty of women who are good with money, as well as plenty of men.

Women are more likely to engage in impulse shopping - spotting a handbag that they don't really need, and then hotfooting it to the register before second thoughts can keep them from their purchase. Researchers found that 36 percent of women buy things they don't need compared to 18 percent of men.

24 percent of women said they can not resist a sale, compared to 5 percent of men.

Women are more likely to consider shopping as an event, celebrating a promotion at work, or weight loss by purchasing a new pair of stiletto heels or a sleek suit. Researchers found that 31 percent of women said they shop to celebrate, but only 19 percent of men do the same.

high fly
11-14-2003, 01:16 PM
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" and they ask me why I drink"

CrazyClare
11-14-2003, 02:05 PM
I cant manage money. I smoke too many blunts and drink to many Gin and Tonics. I also buy things I dont need, including a pair of Air force ones (uptowns for those who down) that match one shirt of mine, therefore I can only wear them with that shirt. Im such an asshole. See the thing is im impulsive, Im compulsive, im on goddamn medication for it. And because I couldnt afford clothes I became a awesome booster. Buttt I had to stop that cause jail isnt fun. I am poor right now because i spent my money on expensive clothes. So yes i fulfill the stereotype to a tee, i wont get a credit card cause I know Ill fuck myself.

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Lisa Croft
11-14-2003, 02:42 PM
I hate shopping. I hate shopping because I hate people. Any time I go shopping, it's out of complete necessity and it ends in a psychotic flipout episode in the middle of the mall. I somtimes wish I had the patience to shop for hours because women seem to really find it entertaining.

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11-14-2003, 04:06 PM
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SatCam
11-14-2003, 05:50 PM
ok I have $550 in my room (I recently closed a bank account), but then again, I dont pay for shit.

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TheGameHHH
11-14-2003, 07:07 PM
and the bank account is back down to $0.82, thank you college


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monsterone
11-14-2003, 07:15 PM
I also buy things I dont need, including a pair of Air force ones (uptowns for those who down) that match one shirt of mine, therefore I can only wear them with that shirt. Im such an asshole.


maybe i'm not fashion savay, but what the fuck? how do they not match anything... what did you get a pair in plaid?

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CrazyClare
11-15-2003, 02:12 PM
theyre Carolina blue. I thought they were light blue which would match my clothes. Im ocd about my clothes and stuff needs to match. i can wear them with jeans and a white tshirt and i went out and bought a hat that matches to pull the outfit together. Im just sick is what it comes down too.

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Heavy
11-15-2003, 03:49 PM
I have no idea what does and doesnt match. I basically am forced to wear the most boring colors on earth because I'm too scared to buy something with color for fear it doesnt match what i suspect it might match.

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Arienette
11-15-2003, 04:27 PM
i'm not one of those women being described. i don't have much money right now, but that's just because i'm an unemployed student at the moment. but, when i was working, i was good with my money. i'm not into shopping, and i don't spend more money than i have. i hate, hate, hate stereotypes.

Sooooo..... Drinks are on you? umm, i think that would be "drink".

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11-15-2003, 05:40 PM
Natrone Means
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mikeyboy
11-15-2003, 05:42 PM
Edit - never mind. fixed.

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FUNKMAN
11-15-2003, 05:47 PM
Thanks for the help Mike!

i was missing that jpg... i wanted to post something with his name on it. Sometimes on the Internet you can find alot of sites that have the name spelled differently.

the one guy called somebody an imbecile and i thought there was an 'e' at the end of the 1st name...

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11-15-2003, 07:51 PM
i hate, hate, hate stereotypes.


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GrimSanity
11-16-2003, 02:11 AM
i want fuzzybutt for my accountant. i stink when it comes to cash. all you would have to do fuzzy is make sure i spend no money.

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sr71blackbird
11-16-2003, 05:44 AM
I hate it when I go to my banks ATM and take out $40 and the receipt says;
Account balance : -$758.55


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Evilpete
11-17-2003, 05:41 AM
wel Patches, I see your Molloy education has opened as many financially prosperous doors as mine has....

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11-17-2003, 05:41 AM
wel Patches, I see your Molloy education has opened as many financially prosperous doors as mine has....

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shamus mcfitzy
11-17-2003, 06:40 AM
I have no idea what does and doesnt match. I basically am forced to wear the most boring colors on earth because I'm too scared to buy something with color for fear it doesnt match what i suspect it might match.


you're like an assbackwards gay. just figured i'd say it before Mojo could.



the one guy called somebody an imbecile and i thought there was an 'e' at the end of the 1st name...


i called myself an imbecile in order to throw off the trail. Then Lisa Croft threw my whole plan off. Then all the fun was over.

Anyway, I was under the impression that Natron Means was the correct spelling. That was part of the joke i guess, if you could call it that. Anything related to NATRONE should really be forgotten. It was very sad that i was (and still am) too inept to keep that character going. I was really hoping to have him hang out with Endangered Feces, shock_poster and all the other cool kids. :)

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Bama
11-17-2003, 09:36 AM
Shock_poster seems like a cool guy. I'm sure Natrone can still hang with him. Don't know about Feces though. He's kind of a stuck up prick.

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mikeyboy
11-17-2003, 09:40 AM
Bamanation, I didn't think you could drive a joke into the ground any worse than you already have. I was wrong.

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Bama
11-17-2003, 09:49 AM
1) I'm not going for laughs in that post
2) Don't be so bitter.
3) Suck it

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sr71blackbird
11-17-2003, 11:14 AM
Can you feel the love tonite?
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shamus mcfitzy
11-17-2003, 11:33 AM
1) I'm not going for laughs in that post
2) Don't be so bitter.
3) Suck it


good points. I must disagree with #3 though because..... :)

Jennitalia
11-17-2003, 12:26 PM
i'm 30 and also live paycheck to paycheck. i have to break into my piggy bank sometimes just to scrounge up enough money for gas to get to work. it's so depressing, but then again, i live on my own and have a new car and pay my student loan & other bills. i hate having to constantly borrow money from my mom and stepfather. they're more than generous and refuse to let me pay them back. it's been one of the reasons why i started seeing a psychologist last year, but i stopped going because i couldnt afford it ( and my so-called insurance sucks monkey ass).

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