I Can't Do More Than 20 Push-Ups [Archive]

ChickenHawk

11-12-2003, 09:46 PM

It's true. And I'm not even fat, I'm just horribly out of shape. It's fuckin' pathetic. 20... That's it. And then I'm DEAD. I'll collapse if I try for 21. I gotta start exercising.

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Death Metal Moe

11-12-2003, 09:48 PM

And you life is ending before your eyes. This has been a bad week for you. You should do a spa or something man. Pamper yourself for a day.

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shamus mcfitzy

11-12-2003, 09:57 PM

i never though push ups were a good evaluation of fitness anyway. How many sit-ups can you do? That's the test. I can't really do push-ups on the floor because my back is a pretzel and I can't actually get my back completely horizontal so I usually do the diagnal kind if i'm gonna do them. The most sit-ups i ever did in a minute is like 55. I think that's a better evaluation of how much of a fat fuck i am. :)

Steels

11-12-2003, 10:01 PM

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches.....I can do a thousand now.

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This message was edited by Steels on 11-13-03 @ 4:46 AM

ChickenHawk

11-12-2003, 10:04 PM

Steels - I'm gonna ask nicely. Don't post in my threads anymore, EVER. Please respect my wishes.

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monsterone

11-12-2003, 10:06 PM

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice mask while doing my stomach crunches.....I can do a thousand now.

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JPMNICK

11-12-2003, 10:08 PM

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice mask while doing my stomach crunches.....I can do a thousand now.

I was eating cereal and I fucking spit milk on the table when I read this. This has to be the most well placed movie refrence ever on this board. Steels you are the man.

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shamus mcfitzy

11-12-2003, 10:18 PM

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice mask while doing my stomach crunches.....I can do a thousand now.

apparently that's not in the book. I think that entire scene was made up for the screenplay, and I think that it's the best scene of the movie. Just goes to show ya that a movie can be made better than the book.

ChickenHawk

11-12-2003, 10:19 PM

It is in the book.

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11-12-2003, 11:50 PM

That's 20 more than I can do.

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Steels

11-13-2003, 12:20 AM

I think that it's the best scene of the movie.

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MHasegawa

11-13-2003, 02:58 AM

You could do more if I hit you with a riding crop. Physical abuse is the best motivator.

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JustJon

11-13-2003, 05:53 AM

I can do cock pushups. Well, only one, but that's all ya need.

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furie

11-13-2003, 06:05 AM

I tried to do more than 50 once.
I didn't like it.

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Arienette

11-13-2003, 06:29 AM

when i was in high school, they put me in weight training for gym class because i transferred in late and got clsoed out of everything good. on our final fitness test thing, i did more push ups than any of the other girls... five.

i'd be lucky if i could do five now.

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wilee

11-13-2003, 07:18 AM

Once you get out of high school and regular gym classes, unless you keep working at it personally, you get out of shape.

I just started to diet and do a light workout a couple of weeks ago, and I've gone from 230lb to 208lb. I'm aiming for 196lb, which is what I'm told is the right weight for my height and frame.

I'm told that after a certain amount of working at it, your body can take more exercise with less pain. I hope it's true, cause I hate going to sleep feeling like I've been hit by a Mack truck.

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JustJon

11-13-2003, 10:50 AM

when I work out alone, I'll do about 50, but mix it up into 4 different kinds of push-ups. my usual workout is 15 on my fists with my arms in tight, 10 diamond pushups, 10 dragon pushups with my hands turned outwards, 15 on my fingertips while doing a groin stretch.

And sometimes I'll add pushups while doing a split or dolphin pushups to work other muscle groups.

When I'm in a class, I occassionally do more than 50.

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shamus mcfitzy

11-13-2003, 11:11 AM

It is in the book

where? Cause I looked for it and it wasn't in the beginning. And I bought the soundtrack just so that I could get the monologues. The "there is an idea of a patrick bateman...." part is what I meant. That's the goods.

Melrapuo

11-16-2003, 08:31 PM

If I tried now, I could do about 150 or so. I used to be able to do like 250, but I stopped when I decided to lift instead. And I used to be able to do about 1500 crunches, but I stopped. I'm hoping to get back into it though, cuz I saw Rich Vos' abs on Tough Crowd, and that just made me hate the fact that I had worse abs than a hack. :)

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sr71blackbird

11-17-2003, 04:22 AM

I just started doing pushups too, but Im starting light and doing them like a girl, with my knees on the floor instead of tip toe until I get into better shape. On your knees you can do far more while flexing the same muscles until you build up strength.

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Heavy

11-17-2003, 12:25 PM

In my prime I did 92 in 2 minutes. Had 82 at the end of a minute and just stalled the last minute because I wasnt really allowed to stop and 82 gave the max 100 points. Did 115 sit-ups in 2 minutes another time and my best 2-mile run time was 13:24. Have a nice day.

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