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ChickenHawk
11-12-2003, 07:36 PM
It's on RIGHT NOW (10:40). I just turned it on and saw him. Catch it quick or you'll have to watch it in reruns.

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Death Metal Moe
11-12-2003, 07:38 PM
Well we missed the 1st roundtable discussion, so we'll have to catch the rerun as it is.

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furie
11-12-2003, 07:43 PM
he's going bald


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BoondockSaint
11-12-2003, 07:43 PM
I'm going to see him and norton and florentine tomorrow at the beacon
Death Metal Moe
11-12-2003, 07:44 PM
Jesus. He's another one of those "What the hell happened to him?!" celebrities.

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Death Metal Moe
11-12-2003, 07:46 PM
http://unhallowed.com/sigs/Dice.jpg

And what's up with my hair?!

It's like it's LEAVING or something!!!!!!!!

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Death Metal Moe
11-12-2003, 07:53 PM
http://unhallowed.com/sigs/BladDice.gif

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mothershucker
11-12-2003, 07:54 PM
Is it Dice or Jerry Lewis?

I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker
Reephdweller
11-12-2003, 07:54 PM
Baldness....MMMMBOP!!!!!! Now it's mine!

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Death Metal Moe
11-12-2003, 08:01 PM
How fucking scary is THIS?!

http://unhallowed.com/sigs/BladDice.gif

http://www.ecamagazine.com/mainimages/98030922.jpg

I made the top pic as a JOKE like 10 minutes ago, and I thought to myself "I'l pull his hairline back a little too far to exaggerate it for a little extra gag."

But Reef posts that ACTUAL pic, and they're like exactly the SAME!

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Death Metal Moe
11-12-2003, 08:02 PM
Oh, and Dice was so fucking funny, even though I saw like 80% of the show, I'm gonna watch it all again on the late night rerun.

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JohnnyCash
11-12-2003, 08:09 PM
Am I the only person who cant stand Dice? I never thought he was funny.

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Death Metal Moe
11-12-2003, 08:10 PM
Am I the only person who cant stand Dice? I never thought he was funny.





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Reephdweller
11-12-2003, 08:12 PM
But Reef posts that ACTUAL pic, and they're like exactly the SAME!





I have my moments.

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fluffernutter
11-12-2003, 08:20 PM
How fucking scary is THIS?!


I was thinking the same thing!














Moe made a funny!

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Death Metal Moe
11-12-2003, 08:25 PM
Moe made a funny!


Yea, did you just figure that out?

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fluffernutter
11-12-2003, 08:34 PM
Actually I am a bit slow, I just switched to Sanka.

I hope I didn't just fuck up there. :8o:

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ChickenHawk
11-12-2003, 08:59 PM
I LOVED when Vos called Dat Phan a "Vietnamese Boat Act".

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Fallon
11-12-2003, 09:30 PM
Am I the only person who cant stand Dice? I never thought he was funny.
Dice sucks. Always has, always will.

Jimmy Kimmel played a clip of him tonight, Dice was on some CNN show and just kept swearing at the interviewer. It wasn't funny, just pathetic.

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monsterone
11-12-2003, 09:36 PM
idea for a new cartoon in madd magazine:

rich vos & andrew dice clay are-

hack vs. hack



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Death Metal Moe
11-12-2003, 09:40 PM
Dice sucks. Always has, always will.


SO's YA SISTER!

Dude, you should be stripped of your Modship over this. Serisously. Anyone who doesn't like Dice should be shot dead.

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ChickenHawk
11-12-2003, 09:42 PM
Monsterone - I disagree. Rich Vos is absolutely not a hack. The guy's fuckin' hilarious.

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monsterone
11-12-2003, 09:43 PM
donde... i'm over here now

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monsterone
11-12-2003, 09:45 PM
Monsterone - I disagree. Rich Vos is absolutely not a hack. The guy's fuckin' hilarious.


when he pulls dice's mule out of his mouth long enough to get a line out.


did you hear the one about the dryer door. ?




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ChickenHawk
11-12-2003, 09:48 PM
But Vos, unlike Dice, actually has material.

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Steels
11-12-2003, 09:48 PM
Jimmy Kimmel played a clip of him tonight, Dice was on some CNN show and just kept swearing at the interviewer. It wasn't funny, just pathetic.


Sure because you should always base your opinion on a quick video clip from the "Jimmy Kimmel" show.


I'm watching it for the first time right now and Dice is Killin'!

Can anyone please tell me the most effective means to find out when this show will be replayed again ?

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monsterone
11-12-2003, 09:50 PM
so does dice, but it's from 15 yrs ago.

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Death Metal Moe
11-12-2003, 09:54 PM
He who denies Dice supplies Dice.

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monsterone
11-12-2003, 10:03 PM
i'm trying to remember, was the last time dice was on o&a was a few months after 9-11?

i thought he was pretty good. when he got out of the dice character, he would kill. voss had some great lines, florentine had a great close.

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GaryWyze
11-12-2003, 10:14 PM
Can anyone please tell me the most effective means to find out when this show will be replayed again ?

[color=purple]They replay each night's episode at 7:30 pm the next day.

And Dice did indeed kill. I hope they have Florentine on more often. He'd be a good fit.

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Fallon
11-13-2003, 01:53 AM
Dude, you should be stripped of your Modship over this. Serisously. Anyone who doesn't like Dice should be shot dead.
Maybe it's a New York thing? I wouldn't have even watched last night if it wasn't for Vos and Florentine.

I taped it and fast forwarded though his standup.

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Patches
11-13-2003, 04:43 AM
What's up with Florentine's hair?
When did Liz Winstead get hot?

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Crippler
11-13-2003, 07:05 AM
My thoughts on the episode:

Lizz did look very good...and she even lightened up by the end & didn't have that "who farted" look on her face after EVERY word Dice said.

Florentine needs to stop going to the 85 year old man who's been cutting his hair since age 2, because he's still cutting it the same way...and he's pretty damn funny (this was the first time I've ever seen him).

Playing the part of "Club Soda Kenny, the guy surgically attached to end of Dice's dick" tonight will be Rich Vos (just kidding, it was funny as hell).

Vos' quick summation of his time on "Last Comic Standing" was probably the line of the night....the "boat act" line killed me.

Dice was great...you could tell he struggles a little when he can't prepare all his comebacks ahead of time, but who cares, the man is fucking funny.

Best episode of Tough Crowd I've seen so far.

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TheCosmicCircus
11-13-2003, 08:20 AM
dice will be in the wwe soon. as a manager.
ford fairlane was great. he jumped the shark when he did that valentines special for women on hbo.
sellout.

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Spoil-Sport
11-13-2003, 08:35 AM
American Idol 3: <a href=http://www.spoil-sports.com/Clay.htm>Andrew Dice Clay Aiken</a>



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Bama
11-13-2003, 10:58 AM
I was gonna check that out but I missed it because I went to bed early like a little bitch. DAMN

I gotta get TIVO

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Heavy
11-13-2003, 12:01 PM
Dice fucking rules. Comical genius and if you remember correctly the first reports of laughter came during a Dice standup gig. Hes the man. always has been. He's the Babe Ruth of comedy. He even made "casual Sex" a good movie.

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Heavy
11-13-2003, 03:54 PM
Catch the last 10 minutes if you can. Funny shit.

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Steels
11-13-2003, 04:40 PM
Can anyone please tell me the most effective means to find out when this show will be replayed again ?


They replay each night's episode at 7:30 pm the next day.

Thanks for the help but unfortunately I just got home a little while ago.

Is there any other way I can find out the next time this episode will be playing?

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Heavy
11-13-2003, 04:54 PM
Its been on 3 times at this point. I think youre asking for too much now

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Bama
11-13-2003, 08:43 PM
So are you going to tell us or what?

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reeshy
11-14-2003, 12:45 AM
How about that brilliant Clay movie classic "Brainsmasher"?????

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