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PrivatePyle
08-23-2001, 02:13 PM
I'll bet after a couple of adult beverages that Strawberry Shortcake is a real slut.

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Captain Rooster
08-23-2001, 02:55 PM
I'm pretty sure "RAINBOW" Brite was gay

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IkeaBoy
08-23-2001, 03:21 PM
Strawberry shortcake was a redhead, have to go with the Double S.

EDIT: I thought it read who would I rather do.

I think Strawberry is the easiest too.

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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 8-23-01 @ 7:22 PM
skullcrush
08-23-2001, 03:35 PM
evil lynn.now if anybody wants too borrow my doll she a lil flaky but scrape the dry spray off and shes as good as new

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Pootertoot
08-23-2001, 10:51 PM
I'd rather fuck Strawberry Shortcake's mole friend...or the Peculiar Purple Pieman of Porcupine Peak! A-YA-TATA-TATATA=A=YA=TATATA!

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AppleBoy
05-30-2002, 04:31 PM
Whipped cream goes good with Strawberry Shortcake.
Gwen
05-30-2002, 04:41 PM
Strawberry Shortcake is a fuckin' hussy! She's also a slut whore.

Rainbow brite is nothing but sweet innocent and good!

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furie
05-30-2002, 04:45 PM
Strawberry shortcake is a whore



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JustinR
05-30-2002, 05:13 PM
Rainbow brite is a poster girl for E.

SS could suck the crome off a car's bumper.

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Earth2RON
05-30-2002, 05:14 PM
i cant eat a rainbow,so ill have to go with the shortcake......YUMMY

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jamesdiggy
05-30-2002, 05:42 PM
I think Holly Hobby beats them both.

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EffMeBoobs
05-30-2002, 09:55 PM
Strawberry Shortcake is an innocent gal. She's frilly and oh so cute! Rainbow-Brite is the freak slut on a leash.

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pinkyfloyd
05-30-2002, 10:22 PM
Strawberry Shortcake was a bonnet-wearing-goody-two-shoes. Rainbow Brite was a bleached-blonde-bimbo, who wore a dress that suggested she was ready for anything you came at her with.

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sexy bastard
05-30-2002, 11:55 PM
rainbow brite is easier she is always high cause shes sees different colors and she has to freaky furballs for friends


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Rev
05-31-2002, 06:28 AM
Strawberry Shortcake's a go'er.
she's got a pornstar name.
that's a no-brainer.

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Garfield
05-31-2002, 06:33 AM
I ll have to go with Strawberry "Hotcakes" Shortcake.

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wilee
05-31-2002, 11:08 AM
Isn't it obvious? Strawberry Shortcake is a TART!

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